iron rule of British politics is even if a guy who dresses as a bin becomes prime minister he will have been to Oxbridge

Put in a derisory bid for Xhaka to ensure there's no move and sell Santos to engineer Lavia dependency because he's going to stay fit now, I promise. 🤣

Simply cannot have anybody blocking Lavia's path to minutes.

Shocked.

Football unites the world.

'After learning Jubair got into cybercrime through gaming, one resident mused: “I’m going to get on Roblox.” 🤣

A video of a ‘migrant’ on a small boat has been altered using AI to make it appear as if he’s waving a machete. The fake video has been shared thousands of times online, including by the leader of the London Assembly Conservatives, Susan Hall.

Watching an Enzo Fernandez shocker at 5pm on a weekday. This feels like the Europa Conference league season all over again.

Farewell, Ty. 💙

Sophy Ridge: "If your baby's black, your baby is twice as likely to die. If you live in a poor area, your baby is twice as likely to die"

Dr Derek Summerfield: "1,700 health professionals have been killed in Gaza.. a number are in prison.. they wanted to make an example of [Dr Hussam Abu Safiya].. he has clearly been under torture & starvation.. Israel has impunity, impunity is the key to understand these things"

Waking up and seeing the US x Belgium score.

Veiga is terrible. 🤣

kylian mbappé reading that racist demon celeste amarilla to FILTH 👏 won’t be sharing what she said because it was heinous

A 28 year old with only 3.5 seasons of top flight football. He has never played for Spain, its senior team or any of the younger age groups. Is this what they meant by signing experienced players?

Netanyahu goes on Rupert Murdoch TV to lay the groundwork fo his next invasion target: Turkey, a NATO member. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Harry Kane's voice being shot really makes this interview hilarious

Referees have decided en masse not to award blatant penalties, knowing that VAR will bail them out. How do you not award that in real time ffs?

You're telling me there's better value for money signings in the Championship than signing a £70m winger from Ukraine?

What are the BBC commentators on about? Barcola clearly made contact and that is a yellow by today's standard lol.

They are relentlessly torturing Dr. Abu Safiya

Canada 0-2 Morocco 82'- Azzedine Ounahi

Canada 0-2 Morocco. Counter attack goals when the other team is getting desperate.

Of course. 😂

These are the BEST goals from the World Cup round of 32 🤩😱 Let us know which one is your favourite! ⬇️

The National Migraine Center were pivotal in getting my diagnosis for cluster headache (after 10yrs of suffering). They aren’t funded by the state like other healthcare services. They desperately need our help, pls consider donating if you can ❤️ www.justgiving.com/campaign/pro...

What can I say, I really hate BlueCo.

Yeah not only in Dallas but definitely tracks, sorry they had to deal with this

Still laughing that Madrid actually saw fit to release a Communicado Oficial to say we are NOT interested in this player being linked with us. 🤣

On one level I am upset that we are going to be stuck with him but this is absolutely hilarious, especially after his agent's comments yesterday.

Maresca was at Leicester for one season in 23-24 when Monga would have been 14 years old. I hate this style of reporting where they throw tenuous stuff out there for no real reason. Having seen how Maresca treated the academy whilst at Chelsea, I know this is pure bullshit.

From birth until death: how the ethnicity pain gap follows people through life

Mexico are formidable at the Azteca Stadium 🏰🇲🇽 In 57 years, they have only lost two competitive games at the ground - will England make it a third 🤔 #FifaWorldCup

@flyingrodent.bsky.social will enjoy this. "Oh, yeah, definitely" 🤣

This is from a few years ago apparently but I've just seen it now for the first time. Even the Halifax advert guy is suffering from brain rot. Incredible stuff.

Three more years of this tacky nonsense. 🤢

So the trade deal the UK govt signed with the US will lead to lots of us dying needlessly because billions of NHS funding is being diverted from essential services to bolster the profits of US big pharma.

Heartbroken for Senegal.

Trossard and Tielmans

On repeat 😍

Senegal should have been doing this in the group stage. They are too good to lose to Norway.

Sarr is top quality. There aren't many better wide forwards in this league. He is better than a lot of players at supposedly 'top clubs'.

ISMAILA SARR, WHAT A GOAL

0 Chelsea goals.

Every time I appear on UK media and say that economic uncertainty has been heightened by the fact that the world's most important economy is being run by an obviously deranged sociopath, they feel obliged to provide "balance"....😉

Senegal deserve this lead. Comfortably the better team.