This might make Cesc bald. How do you not win this game? 😂

The two times I’ve been to Manchester for Chelsea games this season: 1. Pisses down with rain at Old Trafford, Sanchez sent off after 5 minutes 2. ⁠CFCW discombobulate at The Etihad and get battered 5-1 I love the city, except for the majority of football matches I attend here. 😂

Sonia got given Keira Walsh, Naomi Girma and Alyssa Thompson added to a title winning side since last January and we are worse. I get the transfer dealings on the men’s side being bad, but she’s been given enough to do better than being 12 points behind 1st on February 1st.

Please

Alyssa Thompson has been one of the bright points of this, to date, poor season.

yall believe us about sonia now or

Communicado Oficial TONIGHT #CFCW

I thought she was fouled for the 2nd goal (that was my thought live and the replay doesn’t change my mind) but the last couple of games is as bad as I’ve seen Naomi Girma play ever.

1st win in 58 Premier League games from this position.

The only one he's ageing is me ffs

Nicolas Jackson, I wanna run to you.

For the 5th consecutive time under Rosenior the problem is that this team has no ability to generate good chances beyond meat wall near post corners. The attack has been a disaster the entire season.

Get Reece and Joao on now

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Grateful to save £60+ for not going to an extra game 💙

Back scoring screamers

The Claudia Wickerman (1973)

Drake “Super Bowl Appearance at 23” Maye

A decent sporting day, which will be ruined by New England losing in Denver again (and not for the first time to a backup quarterback).

Can’t break the record now!

It is nice to win games of football, losing to them yesterday doesn’t salvage the weekend but it’s nice.

Obviously it would take an injury to Bob to happen, but if Teddy Sharman-Lowe came on you could do “There’s a Sharrrrrman standing in our goal…” (to the David Bowie song, someone else figure out the rest).

Croydon bound. This time I don’t think I’m in the restricted view section of their away end. Last year this was my view.

Don’t care about Palace away tomorrow

I really think Sonia’s got to go. The bigger sides (Barcelona home aside) have worked how to create big chances against us and she can’t figure out how to stop it.

Definitely not enjoyable at the moment.

Arsenal in the WSL. Never enjoy it.

Sensational Tweener Work #TheTraitors

After much speculation: Washington Spirit have re-signed Trinity Rodman 🇺🇸 through 2028 ✍️

Ball speed is at a snails pace and Delap makes no good runs (to be fair all of them were bad). Crowd absolutely fed up of this slow build possession football and short corners.

I could analyse this a bit more in that the back 3 is there to hide Millie’s biggest weakness (speed) and she was pretty bad in the 1st half. Also the midfield got overrun, a miracle that City didn’t score and if we play like this on Saturday (and the following Sunday) we’ll be out the title race.

Let’s start with the positive which was Chelsea Women getting to the League Cup Final again. City had chances either side of half time, but we took one of ours and they didn’t. Manchester United in the Final at Ashton Gate.

Full disrespect to Pafos as I’ll probably carry on watching the Subway Cup Semi in the ground after clapping David Luiz and singing about his curly hair.

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The promo is already top notch:

This has been a mess, their defense is very good and the conditions are bad but he’s fumbled it FIVE times already.

Senegal:

Will never forget this final, for the bad but for also the incredible finish.

Was sending my mate a voice note as to why there was 22 minutes of added time and then Pape Gueye scores a screamer. Hold on Senegal.

That was such a bad penalty I'm convinced he missed it on purpose

Senegal are coming back out. Please save the penalty Mendy.

Senegal are walking off and good for them. Absolutely disgusting refereeing, it’s ruined a pretty good and cagey final.

Drake Maye has been bad at holding onto the ball the past 2 weeks

AFCON Final 🙌🏻

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

World Title Push needed imo

It’s nice to scum a win.

Reece just did a Sandy Baltimore corner 🤦🏻‍♂️