Christina Hendricks (obviously I started following her for the 3-4 hour indie DJ sets and no other reason) holding an owl in one of her latest IG stories and there is a very obvious joke that I am far too classy to make.

Tommy Tuchel post divorce + cocaine use (allegedly) is making interesting decisions.

"Look at all those worried faces... Except for Lenny. He looks great." "This is the worst day of my life."

Phil Foden has been consistently crap for England. I’m glad Herr Tuchel has taken notice.

Season 6 now and he’s got sideburns.

Went to his funeral last Wednesday. Never been to one where parents are mourning their child and it’s difficult to put into words how horrible it is. I’m delighted Villa won tonight, I’m sure he was watching from upstairs.

Unai Emery has won the Europa League with SeVILLA, VILLArreal and Aston VILLA. I can see a theme.

All of Villa’s attackers that I didn’t back have scored haha (I backed Watkins and McGinn).

Jesus Christ Emi Buendia

Youri Tielemans oof

What a town that I live in.

Spurs are playing well enough (and West Ham are playing bad enough) that they’ll survive.

Really don’t like these defensive substitutions.

We’re not winning this. Been throwing away leads all season at home.

I am happy for my Arsenal supporting mates who are sound, and also the guy who gave a bottle of water to my Dad on Holloway Road after the League Cup Semi Final defeat when he was really ill.

Spurs definitely scoring at least once here btw

Brilliant goal. Really out of nothing.

Lazy foul from Fofana, what a shock.

Title race over. City not coming back from that.

Delap up front? Christ. That will be their 2nd win in 34 seasons then.

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At least 15m Britons not saving enough to retire, Pensions Commission says

I worry quite a lot about this massive impending demographic/financial disaster, which is coming straight for much of the getting by/middle class, as well as obviously for the low paid/working class.

I feel the growth of the gig economy has been driven in large part by employers ducking out of their pension obligations (among other workers' rights) and it's a disaster waiting to happen. Look at that stat for self-employed people.

Isn’t this the start of Alien vs Predator?

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE? Mrs Ron does all the talking. Ron says little yet says alot. #VirginMediaRon www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NHD...

The Spanish court also cleared Shakira of making false declarations on her self-invested personal pension That's right, her SIPPs don't lie www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Think I’ve done my last game of the season (fortunately). The Tube strikes and the later kickoff mean it’s going to be a nuisance to get out of the ground tomorrow.

Usually the day to go into the office, but the train I planned to get on the 2nd leg of the journey already got cancelled, so I tried to get an earlier 1st leg (to get the earlier 2nd) and that train was delayed by 50 minutes. 😂

Spurs will beat us on Tuesday and that will be it

West Ham are going to take a beating here aren’t they?

Vinny is making the tomato sauce. Now make him put one extra onion in that slightly ruins it for Henry, Paulie and Johnny.

I really want to be excited about Alonso. I know he's objectively the best candidate we could've got and think Liverpool are morons for skipping him. I just don't trust the sporting directors not to fall out with him after he fails to make a silk purse out of the sows ear of a squad they make.

France’s entry is a shit version of Berghain by Rosalía. It’s what I felt when I heard it the first time but no doubt it will be lapped up by the voters.

I’ll take this today haha

Me, the Grandson of a Catholic born in Glasgow:

I’ll never forgive the WSL for robbing me of my last Sam Kerr app for Chelsea

A collaboration between a gay king, a gay queen and a straight ally (me).

Great day to be a seller of Union Flags with Unite The Kingdom and Eurovision going on

It begins…

Ok so he’s safely got back home from a big night out. Now make him hit his shin on the coffee table in the dark as he’s about to sit down on the sofa.

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The new Genesis Owusu album 🔥

Chris Sutton predicting we’ll lose the cup final 5-0 is a level of hating I aspire to

This segment was already perfect but then I thought "Should it be set to Laura Palmer's theme?"

Somebody's favourite club spent £1.8bn almost exclusively on young players and none of them are nominated for this award. Lewis Hall is though.

I’m objecting to a half time show on the whole, but specifically I’m objecting to BTS being in said half time show because their last album was awful.