I think tonight is my last gig for about a month (we’ll see about that). System Of A Down with Queens Of The Stone Age supporting, although unfortunately for me it’s as Damon Albarn put it “at the large music venue in North London”. Having said that I’ve not had a bad time at that ground yet.

Zverev injured? Lovely stuff.

Well they’ve got there by hook or by crook. Not played well for the majority of the tournament, and Tuchel said it himself. The below won’t come true if they play like they have been doing against Argentina and potentially whoever a final would be against.

Wednesday:

This is why JKR is a danger to queer people, and people need to wake up to this sooner rather than later. She is picking fights with human rights groups, because they support the existence of trans people and our human rights.

Sent this to Cundy

EDVARD MUNCH, HENRIK IBSEN, EDVARD GRIEG, KING HARALD OF NORWAY! KING HARLAND CAN YOU HEAR ME? YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING!

Feels a bit Haaland scores and we go out tbh

My Chemical Romance at Wembley last night. The whole of The Black Parade performed in order on its 20th anniversary on the main stage. Then a best of the rest encore at the stage near where me and my brother were stood. Great show.

Cantankerous old bastard, but he was our cantankerous old bastard.

Basically the same view as I had of Charlie Kirk as with Ann Widdecombe. Neither deserved to die but I’m not upset they’re brown bread either.

Ann Widdecombe’s dead and I’m still gay. So I won that one.

Ann Widdetomb more like

Very difficult to see beyond France winning this World Cup. They’ll get an extra day of rest on who they play in the Semi Final, and the same again for a potential Final.

Knew he’d miss that. Argentinian referee did him no favours with the delays.

Don’t like Morocco’s chances if they’re conceding this level of opportunities to France already.

When he died Diego Maradona was higher in the trending section than Peter Shilton was, so I took a screenshot and captioned it with “he’s leapt above Shilton again”.

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

Count Binface is pure James Felton, Cockwomble, Centrist levels of unfunny to the tune of MGMT’s Little Dark Age… but Count Binface beating Nigel Farage would be one of the funniest things in our lifetimes.

Taken me over two hours to realise both of these sides lost in penalty shootouts to Gareth Southgate’s England

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

Looking forward to Egypt completely losing the plot at full time (with some justification)

Probably should for that 3rd

They just kept the ball alive in the box there.

Rule that one out!

Haissem Hassan what a run

Think I’ve now forgiven Romelu Lukaku to be honest.

Been on a roll all tournament. Belgium have no chance tonight.

Can’t wait for Harry Kane to take his appearance record from him

Had a nap between 12:45am and 1:45am, that was all I needed. One of England’s greatest performances.

Stupid stupid lunge from Quansah. Just no need to do that.

Mostly positive. Clinging on a bit now though. Substitutions in particular in this game will be huge.

Jude Bellingham is The Mexicutioner

I’m not drinking tequila today either in solidarity for The Three Lions

Almost in disbelief that Gianfranco Zola is now 60, but Happy Birthday to the great man. 💙

Woke up at 5:30am with no alarms and I’m at Finsbury Park for most of the day. I don’t think I’m going to make it to 1am to see Mexico knock us out.

Paraguay are a team of chicken shit heels.

If Paraguay had more of a goal threat France would have been in a spot of bother, but they don’t and they then give away a pretty cheap penalty.

45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...

Context matters but Canada have had 2 yellow cards from 15 fouls and Morocco have had 4 yellow cards from 6 fouls.

Canada have started really well

A goal scoring midfielder is something I highlighted on the pod, so signing Manaka Matsukubo definitely fills a need for me and is a positive move.

Cape Verde didn’t lose in 90 minutes in the entire tournament and only got knocked out by the World Champions in Extra Time.

That’s not fun

2-2 and he’s in the crowd