#WakeUpDeadMan is an Easter film #KnivesOut

Really not getting on very well with #Amadeus 😢

Imagine being this much of a cretin that you rely on an incorrect AI answer to try and prove your point 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely terrible news about Damien Martyn 😢

10,500 steps today. In agony.

This.

This evening's gone terribly wrong. Need to go to bed but have got the scariest 😢

It honestly feels like a Tuesday

A Dune With A View

#TitanicSinksTonight is brilliant.

Anyway. NO CHANGES TO VISION, NO NEW GLASSES!

Did you get something really *nice* for Christmas? Are you saving it? STOP Eat it. Slather yourself in it. Spray it on a random wfh Tuesday. Use it next time you have a meal. Make up an occasion and use it. Whatever it is don't hoard it until it's near its use by date or too precious.

Early for optician after dropping podbags off and getting Cash for emergency manicure tomorrow. Time for coffee. And browse of Monsoon's sale where I got a matching top and trousers which should have been £110 for £43 by the time I added my rewards to it 👌

Today: eye test Tomorrow: doctor's appointment. I know how to live

Do treat yourself.

#BohemianRhapsody Freddie would have been 80 in 2026 😢

Wallop! #CookingWithCasuals

Share a 90s TV show that deserves more love

Records shouldn't be this scary...

#CookingWithCasuals Didn't fancy a roast so soon after Christmas, so doing Boeuf Bourguignon tonight instead.

#Grease "Beauty School Drop Out" is the best song in the show. Thank you for coming to my TED, I will not be taking any questions.

Maybe the Daily Heil and Times should print this story on the front page of their sh***y rags, along with an apology to the Chancellor for their Boxing Day front pages!

Cherry blossom out in next door's garden on 28th December. Absolutely shocked to see it. Climate change is real.

How I'm walking out of 2025

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

This is an amazing pic

Bardot started the well worn path from “oh look at the cute animals” to “all non-whites must die” that a fair few social media accounts seem to use as their template

I need to go to bed, but series 2 of Gavin & Stacey is on.

How Im walking out of 2025

I enjoyed "Elvis" very much.

Its the Australia/Chelsea axis again - when Australia win, Chelsea win. When Australia lose, so do Chelsea.

Ouch.

Oh well, at least I got something out of it....

@theguardian.com you have a responsibility to cover this story.

@rspcaoffficial.bsky.social are you going to do something about this revolting specimen

#AUSvENG #TheAshes Anyway, I am sorry that we lost but pleased for @barmystats.bsky.social and @paulkillick.bsky.social

The Australia/Chelsea axis has failed. The away team (above us in the league and have won their last five games) are 3/1. Lump on.

And this one's especially for the England cricket team 🤣🤣🤣🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=G3ce...

#TOTP The Power Of Love always reminds me of David Lodge's Nice Work

#TOTP Barbara was wearing a fur hat to emphasise that her character was Russian

#TOTP It's no "Everything Must Change"

#TOTP "We're scared of Bob/We're scared of Geldof..."

#TOTP Goodness, I've never really looked properly at the boy singing before and he really was extremely good-looking, wasn't he? (too busy looking at Craig McDermott and Simon O'Donnell I suspect #TheAshes )

#TOTP I absolutely detested Tarzan Boy when I was 18 and now I love it

#TOTP Easter. Pneumonia. Etc.

Yep, that’s been my Boxing Day too. #TOTP

#TOTP Frankie is garbage

Hashtag updates are off again, lads #TOTP

#TOTP Absolute banger to start!

#TOTP PEEEEEUUUUWWWW!!!