#EmilyInParis sorry to hear it's ending and I will miss it, but I think the sixth series is a good time to finish

EMERGENCY PIGS

EMERGENCY PIGS!!!

EMERGENCY PIGS!! EMERGENCY PIGS! EMERGENCY PIGS!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

#ChelseaInBloom #ChelseaFlowerShow #Chelsea - lovely idea but displays like this one outside Lloyds on the King's Road are a menace. Not a wide footpath as it is, made worse by people stopping to take photos. Locals will be glad when the flower show ends

What is he, Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer?

Loconundrum #67 ⬜⬜⬜ 🚶‍♂️🚂🚶‍♂️🚂 ⬜🟩⬜ 🚂 ⬜🟨⬜ 🚂🚶‍♂️🚂 🟩🟩🟩

I mean come on. They're playing Freiburg. Its not exactly playing Bayern in their backyard

You don’t need an additional TNT Sports subscription to watch these matches if you already have a Now TV Entertainment or HBO Max subscription. You do need a TNT Sports subscription to watch Roland-Garros however.

Slight deviation from tennis just to mention that tonight’s Europa League final Aston Villa vs Frieburg, next week’s UEFA Conference League final Crystal Palace vs Rayo Vallecano and Champions League final Arsenal vs PSG are available to all with Now TV Entertainment & HBO Max.

HELP! Beloved Blueskiers, I am urgently seeking one or more B52s tickets for the Barrowland on 18 June. Pass the word please, there is hard cash and several pints in it for anyone who can come up with the goods 🙏

WEDNESDAY

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

Is Rory Delap even worse than Chris Sutton? #Chelsea

3rd degree burns again, ole.ole!

Full of Cote food. Off to see the absolute boy @gate17marco.bsky.social before the game before the Spoons (please don't judge me on the Spoons)

Like the Relief of Mafeking in here...

Yay Loconundrum #65 ⬜⬜⬜ 🚶‍♂️🚂 ⬜⬜🟩 🚂🚂 ⬜🟨⬜ 🚂🚂 🟩🟩🟩

My end of season #SNLUK Top 3s (all in reverse order, to paraphrase Eric Morley) - purely my opinion but please feel free to respond with your own! 🧵

I've just written an email so full of management speak bollocks that I'm tempted to punch myself in the kisser.

Good detective work! Loconundrum #64 ⬜🟨⬜ 🚂🚂 ⬜⬜⬜ 🚂🚂🚂 🟨⬜⬜ 🚂🚶‍♂️🚂🚂 ⬜🟨⬜ 🚂🚂🚂🚂 🟩🟩🟩

#Rivals "I am a mole and I live in a hole" 🤣🤣🤣

Welcome to day two of "There's Too Much Sport This Weekend" #TheFootball #GirodItalia #ItalianOpen ⚽️ 🚲🚲 🎾

Can't wait

As many of you know, I am very fond of using "it was like the Relief of Mafeking" to describe the aftermath of any siege-like situation so I enjoyed this thread very much

#Rivals #Polo oh fuck, it's Daisy MacLeod!!!

Episode 2 of #Rivals much better. Back to the novel.

#Rivals "I do like a foursome" - I joke which only real devotees of the #RutshireChronicles will get

BACK IN THE GAME! Loconundrum #63 ⬜🟨⬜ 🚂 🟩🟩🟩

#Eurovision FUCK YOU, YOU GENOCIDAL CUNTS!!!!

#Eurovision enjoy your 70th if those cunts win, as it'll be the end

#Eurovision save us Delta Goodrem, you are our only hope 😭

#Eurovision still getting the sympathy vote

#Eurovision Austria have My Little Horsed it, haven't they? 🤣

#Eurovision fuck off you fucking wankers

I dont know about anyone else, but I'm still so sad for Sam Ryder that he didnt win in 2022 when Spaceman was the outstanding song that year #Eurovision

#SNLUK #InsufficientFouracres

#SNLUK Never Shep 🤣

#SNLUK "Tok Tok" 🤣

#SNLUK ooh, that was a missed opportunity; wonder if they asked AH to appear?

#SNLUK the Oliver Bonas joke was great

#SNLUK this is almost as black as the Paddington Experience 🤣

#SNLUK That is magnificent

#SNLUK Ncuti by name, Cutie by nature ❤️

Bailing on #Eurovision for #SNLUK now

#TheGoodOldDays CHIEFLY YOURSELVES!

#TheGoodOldDays blimey, Doddy can sing!

Oh my God, I remember my father singing this when I was little #TheGoodOldDays