#TOTP Dommage. Had just managed to access the iPlayer and then we went in the Channel Tunnel and the signal dropped out! 😢

Absolutely gorgeous interview with the great Roger Allam in today's Graun www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc...

Jesus... www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

#ParisLive Just had a sexy Frenchman nod approvingly at me in the departure lounge at Gare du Nord for taking a can of Evian spray out of my bag and spraying my face with it

I bare swear that if I ever get to choose the last thing I eat, it would be this. Scallops in champagne sauce with parmesan risotto. I think those are squid ink crisps. Absolutely incredible. I genuinely think it's the best thing I've ever eaten

This is the mutt's nuts of eau petillante btw

Youngest got laid off yesterday with 60 others so if anyone knows any bricklaying jobs in London please let me know.

#ParisLive this is one of my favourite views in the world. And it's free

By the way, these were the chaotic scenes at the #RolexParisMasters on Wednesday night with people having to wait in the pouring rain with no information. The move to La Defense was supposed to improve the spectator experience but they've actually made it worse. Cramped concourses, poor catering...

Ugh. Really should get out of my amazing Parisian bed (me not pictured).

Long shot (mainly due to how little engagement I get on here), but I'm looking for freelance writers with an interest, or specialism in, classical music. If you are one, or know one, please give me a shout.

As the BBC have been asking politicians for their reaction to the #AndrewMountbattenWindsor - has anyone asked the views of the leader of Reform? I thought his lot were interested in grooming gangs

#ParisLive the relief of not having to get up till 9.30, unmolested by cats. Or the baron

I wouldn't even be let him be called Windsor, personally

#AndrewMountbatten Ding Dong The Nonce Is Gone

#RolexParisMasters everyone on Central singing and swaying along to Oblivious, just like Gremlins singing Heigh Ho 🤣

#RolexParisMasters hmm. On Court security tonight. Not seen that till this session

#RolexPar8sMaters haha playing Undet Pressure cos Sinner lost his service

YAY!!!

#RolexParisMasters haha Bublik got booed last night and now the crowd are all over him 🤣

#RolexParisMasters the umpire on Central has just told the crowd to be quiet. It was in fact a very enthusiastic crowd on Court 1 celebrating Ben Shelton's win, separated only by the infamous "curtain"

#RolexParisMasters souvenir photo turned up already. Still waiting for the one from 2023 😆

#RolexParisMasters no wonder they're playing Sweet Dreams a Are Made of this. Valentin Vacherot living his best life.

#RolexParisMasters in the row in front of me a lady who looks about 80 is having a little bop during the changeover. I feel utterly broken

#RolexParisMasters Cam having absolutely no luck

#RolexParisMasters bum. Shame for Cam but the tie break just ran away from him. Vacherot has the crowd with him too.

Anyway, I have many salty thoughts about the Rolex Paris Masters experience

@bridgie433.bsky.social Bert is with us in spirit... #RolexParisMasters

Seriously, WTAF is going on at the footbal???

#RolexParisMasters Fonseca pulling himself together

#RolexParisMasters Big Kaz id all over this kid like a bad suit 🙈🙈🙈

#RolexParisMasters the Brazilians are in

#RolexParisMasters the 9th game.of the second set....

#RolexParisMasters ici Paris

#RolexParisMasters Court Central demain

#ParisRolexMasters Mr Moutet and Mr Bublik

The reason there are so many empty seats at the evening session of #ParisRolexMasters is that many people are still struggling to get in. Most of the crowd were waiting for 90 mins in the rain and when the gates finally opened I honestly feared a Hillsborough style crush

Absolutely shocking rain here.

#ParisLive anyhow, dinner at Terminus Nord as the restaurant that I wanted to go to were only serving snacks so a 15 minute walk in the rain for rien

#ParisRolexMasters so not only are the evening session crowd getting shafted in terms of the matches, it's not even going to start on time

#ParisRolexMasters its 4pm now and they're only halfway through the 2nd match due to the Cousins War. Genuinely concerned now that the evening session, which is due to begin at 7pm, wont start on time.

#ParisLive Anyway I am starving again so up for dinner in an hour before travelling out to La Defense for #ParisRolexMasters

#ParisLive catering on the train - delightful tray with a roll and unsalted butter, amuse bouche of piccalilli with beetroot, red fox cheese and quince, a lemon tart for pudding, a cup for coffee and there was a choice of drinks (champagne!!!) and still or sparkling water...

#ParisLive Well, that was a nice journey. Premier is quite spacious but doesn't seem as plush as even the old standard premier. On the plus side everything is rounded edges so in the event of an accident passengers less likely to get injured - I swear that sharp edges on old trains was rason for...

#RolexParisMasters oh Grigor....

#RolexParisMasters announce Ced Pioline's head on a spike at the Place de la Concorde at the weekend 👍

#ParisLive the Eurostar WiFi is, as ever terrible.

#ParisLive staggering that passengers in Premier have bought bags of food and drink from Pret (the Brits) and Starbucks (the Americans) when an ACTUAL MEAL is going to be served

Luxury experience on Eurostar today. Managed to bag a paid upgrade. Through security and passport control in less than 5 mins. Now enjoying a coffee and a slice of fruit loaf. Admittedly a bit disappointed by the lounge which seems to consist of pret-style tall tables and stools, but definitely...

#RolexParisMasters Seriously, f*** Sky "it's surprising how many of the crowd are still here". No it bloody isn't.