CASTLE COOKED IN TANDRAGEE

“A succulent nineteen wickets?”. #ashes #thecricket

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #Ashes #England

I’m howling.

As we move into “foreigners are cancelling Christmas in the name of political correctness” season it’s worth remember that Christmas was indeed once banned in England, by Christians and the man who enforced the ban has a statue in his honour outside the Houses of Parliament.

SOOK MA FUCKING COCK YA CHEATING REF CUNT DIE DIE DIE YA BASTARD FUCKING ROOND YE

WHAT. THE. FUCK. HAVE. I. JUST. WATCHED? #SCODEN

Tell you what, Shabana, why don’t you send them for a nice communal shower as well? Fuck you Labour. And you have the cheek to go on about Corbyn being anti-semitic.

It’s back this Friday. The greatest collabfest on our shores: Collabageddon. We’re sharing these 12 crackers with @thegreengoddesspub.bsky.social again. 6 beers in each. See you on the 53 bus? Pouring Friday 21st. PS Thank you to GG Stephen for the graphics!

You wouldn’t have been able to read any notes, Dixon. #ALBENG

Why the fuck have they taken Eze off? Wharton and Burn have been way worse. #ALBENG

I WAS AN IMPOSSIBLE CASE #TOTP

FFS #TOTP

Believe it or not, Legs & Co are dancing to the Bee Gees’ How Deep Is Your Love here and not Chas n’Dave. #TOTP

Erm, Belfast is not a country, Boney M. #TOTP

Hang on, they’ve spliced a Roxy performance from 1973 into a ‘77 edition? #TOTP

This is what people do for money on Twitter. There's more dignity in wanking off tramps behind B&M.

Oh dear God: #TOTP

JESUS SCOTLAND

Oh Scotland.

Six years ago the Sinterklaas parade in Gouda was maybe 80% full blackface. Now it’s 0%. The kids haven’t noticed and no-one cares.

Via X. I've had worse offers.

@parallax2112.bsky.social @gardengrump.bsky.social

@parallax2112.bsky.social Goddess opens at 2 next Friday. @gardengrump.bsky.social are you coming along for Collabageddon?

There’s only one week to go until #Collabageddon! You’ll find all the info on beer releases and participating venues over on our blog: bit.ly/Collabageddon2025

Good evening from @orbitbeers.bsky.social:

I just saw the Diamond Lights. They're just like the Northern Lights except sang badly at me and gave me a mullet.

London pubs/bars/bottle shops: need cider? We have been slack on selling cider this year, but that changes TODAY. We will be doing deliveries of bag in box, cans and keykegs the next couple weeks, so get in touch if you're interested in having our cider on at your establishment!

"We've got a Donald here of Washington, who'd like to swap a badly written letter of complaint for a billion dollars...."

Amused that Trump's lawyers really sent the legal letter to: BBC Television Centre, London W12 8QT. I wonder if they included a self addressed envelope for a reply and called 018118055 to confirm receipt. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/tru...

Me when I tried Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel for the first time.

Cunt’ll probably claim this was doctored by the BBC as well.

My word, Waitrose’s Brandy buttercream mince pies are the absolute tits. Decent pastry - check. Filling - very tasty indeed. Buttercream - top notch and complements the filling. Ease of ejection from foil case - smooth, no crumbling, 10 out of 10.

A barrel-aged version of a Baltic porter originally brewed by Orbit Beers in 2022, in collaboration with Utopian Brewery, is to launch tomorrow (12th November) beertoday.co.uk/2025/11/11/o... #beer #beernews #barrelagedbeer #balticporter @orbitbeers.bsky.social @teamutopian.bsky.social

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

“Has he shit himself?”

@mascotsilence.bsky.social Two mascots for the price of one at Somerset Park the other week. At least Pandamonium looks suitably solemn.

Chatting with the manager at @Yeoldemitre and I've been told that they are now open from 11:00 - 18:00 on Saturdays.

Anyone know which venues in London are doing the @sirencraftbrew.bsky.social Caribbean Chocolate Cake launch? So far I can only find the Dodo.

The judges’ scores for this year’s wreath laying are in.

THANK YOU, PROPER PASO MUSIC #Strictly

Carlos WTF is that outfit? #Strictly

Just had the woman sat in front of me on the bus ask me if I wanted to go to church tomorrow. Need to up my resting bitch face game.

PLEASE REPOST: a couple of bar staff urgently needed for shifts in Stratford tomorrow - it's a West Ham home game and I've had staff drop out so you can borderline name your price

@cagarvie.bsky.social Bumped into a mate of yours at Mother Kelly’s: @whatjoewrote.bsky.social

Good afternoon. Just hanging out with the lads from Rochefort.

One Glasgow club making an absolute arse of themselves...

You’re all making a big deal out of this, but an elderly man in cognitive decline lives there, and needs this for orientation