@jakelambertcomedy.bsky.social Hey Jake, don’t know if you’re here properly yet, but I just stumbled across this reaction video of ‘why Brits are so funny’ and you’ve absolutely killed this poor gent off 😁 youtu.be/67U_1pYGrxA?... (about 2:50 in)

Bonne fête nationale! 💙🤍❤️

I’m seeing nothing but love (and obviously great sadness) here, just raining down from everywhere. That’s a life to be bloody proud of, lived well and kindly.

Do you remember on Twitter back in the day, Sam Neill used to film himself chatting or singing little songs while sat on his farm. I used to love them. And the little twinkle in his eye as he did so was the most wonderful thing.

In Event Horizon, Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag insignia on his character's uniform be altered and have the Union Jack removed and replaced with the Aboriginal flag, because that is how he imagined an Australian space uniform would look in 2047.

What horrible, horrible news to wake up to. Lovely, brilliant Sam Neill 💔

Bloody hell! Good night x

Hold fast

Aushtin Powersh Ajer

Thank you Jude ❤️

Thomas Tuchel sounds like a brand of infant learning toys

A big suck in of air from Sir David Beckham

Oh blimey

He’s so hot too, it’s all a bit sickening

ONE MAN TEAM

Why did they invent a thing that makes us all feel collectively bad for 2+ hours

John Stones is also what Americans call urinal cakes.

Haaland losing his marker before a corner. #NORENG

Might be time to retire ‘it’s coming home’ for something more appropriate. ‘It’ll send a postcard from wherever it’s being held. If it remembers to buy stamps.’

norway's Patrick Berg is the guy from Devil Wears Prada

Can someone just score please I’m up bloody early tomorrow for a kayak race, don’t need extra time, or penalties. Which of course I’d have to watch.

Can’t wait to go to bed for a refreshing night’s pissing sweat

Just read on here that Kane played golf with the orange turd. Fuck that shit

Literally depending on Jude Bellingham and favourable VAR

That Meta Ray-Bans advert, though.

Harry Kane has the face of someone who has just blamed his horse for something

Welcome to Miami. It’s level in Miami

Okay then

‘A massive let off for England’ titter

What can England be expected to do against a nation so used to extreme heat?

Kane went up in the air holding one leg and hit the ground holding the other

Well, it was.

I like how the numbers on the Norwegian shirts look like runes. Christ this is dull.

I don’t watch the news at all, I’ve just this second heard about Ann Widdecombe.

I’ve been getting back into art to help my mh - today a vagina I’d made out of clay got sprayed gold. I’ve also just started making a folk art style shadow box with a heart and other bits inside. Unsure what to do with the vagina tho (yes I heard it)

My dad’s half of the family was Norwegian and I will love Morten Harket until my dying day so I’m fairly easy going about the result 🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Well that was brilliant. Jesus, I cried a lot, didn’t realise there was that much water in me #ProjectHailMary

Watching Project Hail Mary, I would honestly die for Rocky. 😭

My garden is full of bees, butterflies, birds and squirrels, it makes me so damn happy ☺️

As a kid, I found the film Orca: Killer Whale quite scary and can remember some scenes that upset me still - but this review from the time has just given me a proper chuckle

An incredible band, and this is sure to be amazing gig.

sorry his what now

Democracies should not accept cash from political parties whose leaders are under investigation for financial nondisclosure of gifts from overseas crypto billionaires.

Farage reminds me of Ted Bundy, just another calculating narcissist sociopath with a grandiose sense of self importance. Can’t stop talking about how everything effects him. And as much of a danger, albeit in a very different way.

Trump banning ‘low ratings’ Belgian waffles from the U.S. by tomorrow morning.

We went and watched local ladies play cricket this afternoon, I don’t understand ANY of it but I’m trying to learn. I have to say though, sitting in the sun on a fold out chair clapping politely every now and again was - dare I say - rather pleasant 🏏

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Where do all the pisces go when they can’t sleep