Only just seen that Catherine O’Hara has left us. Fuck that hurts, I genuinely love her.

Naziiii-heee!!

I hardly think her clothes size is relevant.

I love Bowie but this is painfully accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Took a quick photo today in Liverpool, and the angle makes the Mann Island building look like an alien ship that just landed

Imagine if we all grew a pair and did this. Think of Trump trying to deal with an actual issue threatening his country that couldn’t be solved by rambling incoherently and looking out of the window

Having one of my lovely sleep free nights, trying all the things I advise patients to do when they have insomnia - PMR, lavender, reading, sleep stories, gentle stretching. None of this shit works.

Absolutely deranged.

Come on Death, I’ve never asked you for anything else 🖤

was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos

There must be a video of that dance somewhere.

Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room

“I wanna dance like this on my son!”

Having a full on goth night, Bauhaus, SOM, Cure, March Violets, and (goth adjacent) Depeche Mode. It could be 1989 again, 16-year-old me cross legged on the floor swaying along with Siouxsie. Ah, those days. 🥹

We used to call the old man funny names.

If there isn't a Mormon funeral parlour called Crazy Hearses, there should be.

The first two weeks back have been exhausting, I can’t seem to get out of time off mode.

Doodling nightmare dogs while on the phone. The back legs encased in some kind of bag, and the withered udders really give it something, don’t you think?

Robot Paul McCartney: “Blackbird singing in the dead of night…”

What genuine reason is there for staying on X at this point

Oof, damn: unexpectedly speedy action! Let’s see how this goes. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

Everything's terrible, except for it's the 8th of January, and in just a couple of hours Peter Bleksley kicks off his absolutely bonkers tour of the UK and Ireland. I needed to map it to see if there was a rhyme or reason to his route, but no, it's just as maniacal as it seemed.

America is a nightmare none of us can wake up from

ICE are NOT POLICE OFFICERS. They’re racist rednecks with guns. And they just shot and killed an unarmed woman in her vehicle who was driving away from them. It is BEYOND time to stop this.

This thread has killed me off. Genius, just what a Tuesday night needs 👏👏

Thought this was Trump and Saddam Hussein.

I will!

I hate this icy bitch weather, finding a shit old cd to scrape the car windows with, having to navigate the surgery car parks without dying because they are NEVER gritted. Just what you want the first official day back 😑👍

Wolf Moon 🐺

My new year/spring TBR 😍 Started Shield of Sparrows already and it’s fab.

I loved all of Stranger Things, but I think the ending of Sorceror will stay with me for a long time. Deeply moving, then air-punch fantastic, I can’t stop thinking about it.

Getting rid of the Christmas stuff means early new year lunches are always brilliantly OTT. I’ve just had a cheese sandwich - with quince jelly.

RELEASE THE FIREWANKS

Wishing you all a very happy and healthy 2026 with at least one exciting incident, a few silly purchases that bring you joy, a summer moment of thrilling chaos, many new dog and cat friends, the discovery of a new thing/person you really like, and no serious trouser messes. 🥂

Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025: I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince? Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts. I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3

Back To The Future 2's alternate 1985 Biff really nailed Trump's absence of taste.

He’s got such terrible, impractical taste. Gaudy prick.

Face / œuf #EggAMovie

Deleted my sympathies for Bardot, reading horrible things on here. Thought she’d made some ill-judged comments once, but was a full-on horrific bigot it seems.

Has anyone read Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry? I bought it to try and incite a love of fantasy that ACOTAR near killed off, hoping it’s nothing like it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! 🎄🩷

Starting the yearly read. Adding some pretty tree pics from a nice walk we had the other night, Merry Christmas Eve x

Imagine writing in the paper that it's hard to find an animal that's suffered enough for your overpriced meal. Could never be me.

IT COULD BE ANYBODY WE JUST DON'T KNOW

Gutted about Chris Rea, I always got the impression he was a really nice and kind man. I’ll listen to Candles (my fave of his) and raise a glass.

Me in about 100 hours when I see anyone holding a wine bottle

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