He’s changed since Basic Instinct

It’d be the greatest tribute to Rob Reiner if that rambling hairpiece cunt and his comments about him were the final straw.

Oh my gosh I’m so shocked about Rob Reiner and his wife. Terribly sad and tragic.

See that, that’s a decent human being, that is. bsky.app/profile/theg...

What actor’s facial expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Looking at the price of toys and feeling thankful that I had the good sense to fake all my orgasms.

Annual hate watch of Love Actually, done ✔️ #christmastraditions

I wonder when Trump’s ‘room full of doctors’ are going to speak up. If I’d had an MRI and a MoCA test in the last few weeks, my job would quite rightly be asking serious questions about my ability to proceed.

Simmer pots are the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen, and ALL the softly spoken ‘I hand make every gift’ brigade on YouTube are peddling it this year. Don’t people have enough to do without buying pine branches to boil with sliced orange and bits of cinnamon? Spray some fucking Glade ffs.

anyway, as mentioned in my bit:

Any food containing liquorice

DO NOT reply with spoilers, I will murder you with my bare hands, but how loud did I just shout at the end of episode three 🥹 #StrangerThings5

It’s tipping it down today so I’m watching Stranger Things, curtains closed, with just the light of the Christmas tree.

Can’t quite believe that in April it’ll be 10 years since my hero left this planet.

Trump doing the "Epstein Island" dance at the FIFA draw for some reason.

Should never have started #TheReckoning on a school night. I cannot switch this off, it’s superb. Brutal and shocking, but superb.

Unspoken but implied answer: "It helps girls by reinforcing the definition of girls and boys that align with my personal beliefs, regardless of how those involved might feel about who is a girl and who is a boy."

View at West Kirby last night 😍

Spearmint Rhino must be really hard up

I got a treadmill in Black Friday so I can walk still when the weather’s wet and grim/icy in winter. I just put on a walking vid and had a brisk wander around Rome for about 45 minutes in the sun, it was so cool! 3 miles, and I can really feel it 👌

‘Yes madam, I am fully aware that I’ve had food - followed by a treat - fairly recently, but you seem deliberately ignorant of the fact that lying around all morning is incredibly taxing, and takes a huge amount of effort. Now, I am asking you politely. Fill it.’ #Caturday

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen Madonna Guns N’ Roses New Kids on the Block A-ha Ramones

“Hi there, I’m Dil. Dil Dandin.”

First mince pie of the season ✔️ I am feeling alarmingly festive today

the idea of anyone, let alone Trump, scoring a perfect physical exam is so funny, as if there's a Craig Revel Horwood-esque doctor agonising over the results, "if I could take points off for his little finger, his kidneys or his appendix, I would...but no, Donald Trump has an entirely flawless body"

Remember how he got upset when we all shared “banter” about his plane crash?

Pam B in a last ditch attempt to help her boss

Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing. Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all. DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon Please share x 🎸

When you see Farage being mentioned a lot and you close your eyes and cross your fingers tight…alas though. It’s just about his alleged racism as a schoolboy. One day though friends, one day. Let’s just keep wishing, we may manifest it yet. 🤞🤞

What a week. Me, as soon as I hit the sofa:

Well, it’s freezing. My two coats aren’t helping today, I obviously need to wear three. Eventually I’ll look like the stay puft marshmallow man.

I said I couldn’t wait for the Epstein files to be released, colleague, half listening, says ‘oh yeah I saw David Duchovny on a poster at a bus stop and wondered why he was back’

Does your cat sit on the bathroom counter and watch you shower too? Like, really intently? It’s not my favourite thing.

I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no. This is quite something. metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...

Irony of Trump calling anyone piggy, he’s the most porcine bastard alive. Really lovely watching him unravel though.

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

When you discover another vegan working at your place

If Bubba is Clinton, I find it quite hard to believe. That’s got to be bullshit. Though what a gift for Christmas if it wasn’t 😳

@snoozeactive.bsky.social @hoskas.bsky.social It’s everywhere now lads, just search ‘bubba’ on here

Oh my word the intrigue is building by the hour. I know we always say ‘nothing will happen’ but at this point it has to, surely?

Colleagues laughing loudly in the echoey corridor before I’ve had my coffee

This MUST be put in print. I want them all in frames going up my stairs.

Another image that always makes me laugh, one for the Twitter First Dates crowd from about 8 years ago ❤️

I’ve now listened to Wedding Photo Stranger by Matt Berry 8,457 times. Or thereabouts.

My patient told me today that I’m their fave. After they left the room, I waited a sec for them to leave the surgery before I went the loo, and heard them at the desk saying the exact same thing to the receptionist.

Dear Humans, Trump is in a full out panic. He hasn’t posted in 24 hours. It’s time to make him the pedophile formerly known as president. If you could do that God would be so happy. Love, God