“Say, Will—why don’t you pull that thing out and play us a tune?”

Sir Keir Starmer sits in his office, door barred, phone on mute, headphones on, watching the 2012 British Olympics Opening Ceremony; he can see his office door vibrate as people outside pound & pound on it but he's in the zone. He's focused. Finally he knows what he stands for. He texts Danny Boyle.

Latest painting.. ‘The Dove’ Oil and acrylic on canvas (1Mx1M)

Great White Shark.

Was a stunner at the beach today

Just watched Dogma - got it on Prime yesterday for 3.99, what an absolute bargain for such a classic.

Happy birthday Sir David. My love of all things nature related started with you. Thank you for all you do for our animal friends x

Never cease to be astonished at how many dull right-skewed contrarians - including one repeatedly lobbying quite famous standup - seem to think I'll want them on Looks Unfamiliar and then cry prejudice and censorship when I decline. It's my show and I won't enjoy talking to you, end of.

Just realised that non-British pals might not understand why I post that pic of Chris Morris when I see a ridiculous headline. Here’s why: youtu.be/wdEcO8_2Kl8?...

Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake https://theonion.com/trump-shares-recipe-for-famous-better-than-pedophilia-cake/

Quite the geeking out day. Surrounded by amazing cosplay, saw the great Billy West in the flesh (🥹), also saw Zack Galligan (🩷) but nearly lost my shit when I saw the Bugstars van. I love and still dream about that heist!

Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛

“Morning Chuck, you want the usual?” “Nope. No golden-brenders or eggs still in their shells today Frankie, I’ve only got time for a brown coffee”

can’t sleep because i’ve had a harrowing vision of a WW2 Muppet Movie where Kermit gets captured

I could understand Trump putting his face on everything if he looked in any way commanding. But he resembles a permanently ticked-off grandma who got scammed by a roofer.

We can learn a lot about managing burnout from elite sport. There's no pressure quite like it. So how do those at the top manage the stress that leads to burnout? And also Batman. open.substack.com/pub/peteolus...

Friends, if you’re taking sertraline, check the batch number as there is a recall out and you may have ended up with a mislabelled lower dose of citalopram. www.gov.uk/government/n...

Local small theatre goodness. I’m obsessed with everything about this, from his look, to the fact his band is called The Tomtations.

Oh wow really

Welcome to another edition of World’s Funniest Assassination Attempts.

Missed again eh

This kind of thing fills me with unadulterated glee. Not schadenfreude, I feel no shame in finding this a thing of beauty. I can’t imagine having millions in the bank and saying “I’ll use that to kill beautiful and endangered animals”. www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

Theme Hospital (1997) Bullfrog Productions

Saw Rick Astley the other night btw, here he is drumming on Where the Hell is My Husband. No, you don’t love him as much as I do. His singers are named Sofia and Dawn and they are INCREDIBLE.

I’ll never get over Prince, still find it hard to accept. I think I went a bit loopy for a week after he died, he meant, and still means so fucking much to me. 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 Love to everyone missing him today. And a big fuck you to anyone making jokes, it’s not edgy - it’s lame and unimaginative🖕

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Imagining young Russell Crowe listening to it on the radio, wiping the tears from his face and going "strewth, mate, I hear ya!"and "Yeah, nothing ever flamin' happens!" now

Liverpool FC is hard as hell

Is this the springtime version of Elf on the Shelf? Because I hate it.

Still one of the best things that ever happened. youtu.be/yEoaN9qIxFs?...

Incoming Hungarian PM Péter Magyar calls for the UK to rejoin the European Union: "I remember when I was a diplomat in Brussels... We were able to influence decisions. At the time, the Brits were also part of the EU. Let's hope they will rejoin."

Only 974 years until Zapp Brannigan makes it with a woman (Kif, inform the men).

Just dress him up as a high school.

Can’t sleep with that racket going on outside #wind Also, hearing Trump might be in hospital. There’s no champagne in this house and the shops are closed tomorrow. Typical.

Playing the demo of Tomodachi Life and feeling compelled to just ruin it for myself as usual

In-game ad for another game. Jesus CHRIST.

Absolutely love this entry for Passion of the Christ on ‘Does the Dog Die?’

Please sign and/or share if you can xx petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75...

Just under 2 hours until out of office goes on for 12 days

Ryuichi Sakamoto Memorial Wellies.

The Mondays of a shorter week are the most palatable Mondays. Thanks Jesus 👍

A lovely ditty for a Sunday eve 🎧

Headline in today's Broadcast "Gary Barlow takes Jason Manford to New Zealand for ITV Travelogue" feels like the last straw. Stop telling us there's no money to make TV when you're sending dull millionaires on free holidays. FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Who is watching this shit? *eye twitch*

What the hell are you studying

Kim Basinger making vegan butter is a video I want to see 😍💚

Thinking especially of the covid bereaved on this horrible, horrible anniversary of a lockdown that came too late to save their loved ones. ❤️ #March23

*chef kiss*

Been out stargazing, got some footage of the ISS passing by