[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Food: Tomato Film: House of Gucci Song: Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Thought my tinnitus was the steam whistle and nearly left work three hours early

I really like the new Tron films, and was gutted when they cast that haunted Afghan hound in Ares. I’m glad to read it’s pretty much tanked this weekend.

Something’s Gotta Give is one of my comfort films, very sad to hear Diane Keaton is gone

Lip Up (spiced) Latte #makeasongautumnal

Firework It Out #makeasongautumnal

Mulled wine of Kintyre #makeasongautumnal

Hello (ween) #makeasongautumnal

Pumpkin Up The Volume #makeasongautumnal

Let’s have an old school Twitter game. #makeasongautumnal My Sweet Gourd

I hope it was violent, painful and terrifying. Just like he inflicted on his victims.

After the fun of celebrating his death, I look forward to completely forgetting he ever existed.

This, popping up between all the Watkins celebration posts. Timing.

It lessens our humanity to celebrate the death of any man. Oh sorry, the Lostprophets guy? 🎉🥳🍾🎁🎈🎊🪩 open.spotify.com/track/3K7Q9P...

A nice little Saturday evening pick me up 👍 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.

The arts are worthless, I see. Well, try watching telly, listening to the radio or to podcasts, wearing clothes, reading books, decorating your homes, dancing to music, driving a nice car or in fact doing anything fun, without the arts. Besides from animals, there would be no joy anywhere.

What a positive joy Steve Guttenberg is on Instagram, love that guy. 💛

Twice air fried gochujang tofu. Those caramelised edges are *chefs kiss*

I’ve found a film on Disney called Love & Friendship, it’s based on a Jane Austen novella called Lady Susan. It’s really witty and fun, plus Kate Beckinsale is in it so I’m predisposed to love it.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Sneezed and heard a muffled ‘bless you’ from the next room 😍

@simonpegg.bsky.social Have a very happy birthday love 🎉🎉

Well we’ve tried having a prime minister for over 300 years but it’s obviously not worked out, petition to now have a rhyme minister and vote Flavor Flav in. I dream of hearing ‘yeah boyeeee!’ as he meets other heads of state. You know this makes sense.

Every single second is precious, be grateful for this moment, right now, celebrate that you’re beyond lucky to exist in the wild crazy nonsense that is life. So many never had the luxury. And be super kind to your feet, they carry you everywhere.

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn" Stephen king: hold my beer

This, remastered, on Spotify. Somebody up there obviously loves my ears and wants them to orgasm.

Trump spots the navy

Trump apparently wanks off to sailors.

Can’t wait to hear from 50 Cent. About the Diddy sentencing I mean, he doesn’t just ring me for random chats

Court artists just seem to draw variations of Rolf Harris.

Had one of those days where everything just seemed to go right. Now all I need is for Trump to shit himself live on tv and it’ll be the perfect end.

Beige will be sad today, let’s all send him a virtual hug 😔

Our own Wirral gal, what a legend. 💙

David Cross's response to the comedians in attendance.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Welcome, best month of the best season of the year. You sexy spooky leaf strewn bastard you. 🧡🤎🖤

1st October. Your coffee? Pumpkin spice. Your sandwich? Pumpkin spice. Your train to work? Pumpkin spice. Your boss? Pumpkin spice. You look in the mirror - what are you? No, not pumpkin spice. You’re human. But then you start to peel your skin off. What are you? In tremendous pain

Wow, she’s the image of his bandmate

A truly superb Saturday night. So happy

It’s beginning to look a lot like the best season of the year 🍂 #lunchtimestroll

RIP satire (2025)

The real rapture is happening in Nottinghamshire

This is all taking me back to August 97. Kirk is their Princess Diana, it’s spiralled into a collective madness.

Ooh the tv at this time of year is always 👌