Kim Basinger making vegan butter is a video I want to see 😍💚

Thinking especially of the covid bereaved on this horrible, horrible anniversary of a lockdown that came too late to save their loved ones. ❤️ #March23

*chef kiss*

Been out stargazing, got some footage of the ISS passing by

Spotify needs to stop drinking

That's what I thought you'd say, you dumb fucking horse.

Starting Inside the Manosphere because obviously I want to feel fucking enraged on my afternoon off ☺️👍

This is giving ‘a boulder the size of a small boulder’

Some of the admin staff saw me meditating outside at lunch yesterday and have started calling me Incense (😆), and giving the peace v’s when I walk in. I think it’s supposed to gently bug me. My house is full of mandala throws and macrame hangings mate, you’re actually dead on.

My 9 games 💜

Timeline synergy

Seeing virtually my entire peninsula dressed in green makes me v happy 🌿💚

Randy Manner has made my day. Land of the free, and the home of terrible names

Major General Randy Manner though

Weak, small men doing all the usual weak, small men things - putting everyone and everything else at risk because daddy didn’t care. As it was, and ever shall be.

Saturday was all that and a bag of donuts

Word of the day is ‘misconception’

That sounds like a terrible meal

Hawking looking like last year's winner of The Running Man.

For anyone who needs a wave 👋🏼

The very latest in Royal China. #Andrew

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

Waiting for the royalist arse kissers to start the ‘there’s also a family going through hell today, think of them’

When is Donald Trump’s birthday?

Charlie popping by the local jail later

Get him in a warm room with a spotlight on him, fire those questions. Really make him sw- Oh.

She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre. She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s. Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.

JUST. SAW. THE NEWS. 🎉

These might be the best replies to “vote reform” I’ve seen on social media this week

I hate it when we lose the great ones who stand up in front of the shit ones. The world just feels a tiny bit worse.

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country? Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.

When he knows you love Mexican food and makes you tacos 😍 🩷

Putting on a grotty t-shirt, an 80s playlist, and bleaching the bathroom from head to toe. Middle age weekend pleasures. #happyvalentinesday 🍆

Been out taking photos of the heavens

Looking forward to this as I was slightly obsessed with her back in the 90s, I thought she was so stylish.

Fucking hell Columbo, do you reckon?

Hope you’ve all been making plenty of juvenile curling one out comments like we used to. #winterolympics

Hey, neighbour 👋🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

We’ve been to a guitar show 🤤

The recycling working together to mock me

“In the unlikely event that we don’t win your case, you won’t pay any fees.”

Me popping on here after a few days and seeing Col’s cheery new profile pic

Wouldn’t surprise me at all

If those deleted pages my colleagues and I just read are true, then I don’t think jail is enough for any of these monsters. Bring back a good hang draw and quarter for big Jeff’s ‘friends’.

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.