Having a nice lie down on my bed listening to the thunder and rain

Anyone not calling it a wesignation is a coward

I’m the space of about ten minutes we’ve had hot sunshine, rain, thunder, lightning and huge hailstones and back to sunshine again

These cruise ships, man. Floating disease riddled death pits of filth with karaoke and water slides

Me for the first 17 minutes of payday

*morning fart*

I really want this lovely dress for my holiday and for the summer. £130 though. Do they not know that I am a stylist and therefore poor 😭

Morning 😂.

It’s kids on school holidays isn’t it. That’s the invasive species in the Eden Project biome

What

It would be really nice if people would stop burning stuff in their gardens because it fucking stinks. My whole house reeks of their bonfire. Obnoxious cunty behaviour if you ask me

Reposting this eulogy I wrote for my magical, mysterious ex-stray cat George, who died in 2024, in case anybody would like a read. I've taken the paywall off it. It was very, very hard to write but I think it might be my favourite thing I’ve ever written about cats. www.tom-cox.com/lots-of-peop...

What a night. Dreamt about every single thing I’m anxious about from work to relationships to….foxes? That’s a new one. I’m exhausted

Anything by Blondie. Mum even looked like her back in the day

Who needs to be in focus anyway

30? You guys have 30?

What clever clogs remembered to take her bed sheets off the line and make her bed now instead of remembering at midnight and then in her rage having to place a thousand curses upon the world

Little word of warning. If you would like to send flowers internationally, under no circumstances use eFlorist. They do not deliver what they advertise and their customer service is awful. I’ve spent the last week complaining about a sub standard bouquet and it’s still not resolved #eflorist

😀 Our emotional support astronauts are back.

Who wants some good news? Yeah me too. Crack on.

If you are having a hard day just remember there are dogs

Yes I will always repost it every single time I see it #umbrella

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

The odds of being murdered in your own home by psychopathic waterfowl are low, but never zero.

Nothing says cheated wife revenge than the set of fancy looking golf clubs I saw on the pavement outside the charity shop just now

106 years ago today, on May 7th, an undergraduate at Christchurch College, Oxford, drank a glass of port then left through the main gates for a walk. I've been thinking about him, & his walk, for years now. It's taken a long time for me to figure out why - why I've kept returning, near obsessed.

But I did meet a pitbull type dog who is terrified of cats, a British Shorthair cross cat who gave me a filthy look and a Yorkshire Terrier with a cough

Every time I take one of the cats to the vet for their boosters I end up doing a show and tell in the waiting room *other pet owners peer into cat carrier* ‘No, she’s not a Siamese’ ‘Cornish Rex’ ‘Yes, very unusual’ ‘She’s 6. Yes I know she’s tiny’ ‘Yes. Very vocal’ ‘No, your kid can’t stroke her’

good news, everyone

Oh yes... #ADHD

I’m early for my hair appointment so I’m sat in the car just observing the world go by. My hairdresser is in what we shall call a slightly edgy area and it’s been a pleasure to see the young dealers up bright and early on their bicycles making their deliveries

My Greek island holiday villa comes with a free cat

NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com)

I just watched the Red Hot Chilli Peppers/Hillel documentary. Brought back loads of memories of them and Jane’s Addiction and being young and going to gigs and best friends and….sigh

I was definitely sold a bat and not a cat

What the hell 😂 #LFC

I often think about this. The bit under the headline is incredible.

One of these mornings

The Lion, The Witch and The Under Stairs Cupboard

Just walked in and found her like this

I’m going to do some holiday investigating. I fancy wafting around a tiny Greek island eating fresh fried sardines and dipping my toes into clear blue water. I’ll probably end up eating van burgers in the rain in Bognor Regis

OH YOU GLORIOUS FUCKING TALENTED GOOFBALLS

It’s been a hell of a busy week but may I be a show off and show you this bespoke draped backdrop that I created a couple of days ago. 4 metres in height. Rather pleased with how it turned out #styling #stylist #eventstylist

Celebrity Traitors have just been revealed. I CANNOT WAIT

What, on the bus?

Today someone told me I look a bit like Claudia Winkleman and I have never been so happy

this is word for word what my last performance review said

I left my glass of water for two minutes

Incredible alt text, incredible turtle

The way the outfits here create flashes of blue and white is very mesmerizing.