The weather app said it might rain today.

Our mighty hunter under the bird feeder.

Watching the Belugas at the aquarium - why was everyone grossed out when I mentioned they have belly buttons?

How does one become an illegal exotic insect breeder? Does someone breed LEGAL cockroaches?

I love it when Amazon tries to carry over your last settings and your last order was a gift so you open up the cat litter delivery with a perky “A gift for you!” note attached.

Nobody ate this at conference because they thought it was for display only.

Ladies, please be careful not to wear leggings the exact same shade as your skin tone. It looks for all the world like one lady here is Winnie the Pooh ing it.

The person behind me in lecture is loudly chewing ice. No jury would convict me, right?

Don’t be the guy at a conference who uses the Q&A to promote your lab/drug, ect.

If you are a nurse who remembers paper charts, how is your back feeling? Frankly mine is killing me.

Feeling cute, might bite the shit out of you later.

New frog friend on the door.

Is it a bad sign that our hotel room came with ear plugs on the nightstand?

My son just told my daughter “look at yourself in the third person right now” and you know what, that made sense.

Mmmmmmm sunbeam.

The kids asked me what kind of music I grew up listening to and I had to explain that there was MY music AND the music my Mom listened to that was part of my life. I then played a mix my mom listened to while cleaning and got up to dust like some sort of sleeper agent that had been activated.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but “No.” is a complete sentence. That’s all, you don’t need to explain.

Instead of throwing a bucket of Gatorade on a winning player or coach, I wish teams would hit them with water balloons or a super soaker. No one would expect that.

The family took me on a hike today

I have no words for this ad… is this for horses? What???

Mina vs her bird

“I have to go shopping for clothes for two different weddings and I have no idea what to wear” - the tale of a girl who wears scrubs every day and T shirts otherwise.

Prussia is slacking in her duties as the bird feeder guard.

I have spaghetti sauce up my nose and the dog ate at least one paper towel - a story of my Tuesday.

Volume up high if you are able.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s okay to have a special interest or hobby that doesn’t have a bigger purpose than making you happy. If it does not make you happy it’s ok to stop. It’s all learning even learning you didn’t actually want to do that thing in the first place.

I was outside with Mina the cat and Prussia the dog when I saw Mina do a giant pounce under the bird feeder. I feared the worst, but this is what she pounced on

I could never commit a crime where you duct tape something because I can’t ever get it to tear. There would be like 5 wadded up pieces all over the place and a frantic search for scissors.

This was our visitor on the window today at work.

The hummingbirds are HUNGRY this week.

Bonus hockey is great until you have to go to work at 6 am.

Every NHL coach looks like a mobster.

At least someone around here loves me.

Instead of paying attention to world events, I’m just gonna lay on a blanket in the grass and look at the sky.

We found a dead green anole in the house today, and based on the behavior of Pixel the cat after we disposed of the body, we are suspicious that she was the killer. Pix “meow” Me “You can’t be trusted. You’ve killed once. You will kill again”. Pix has no remorse.

Prussia the dog has collected all of her favorite things in one spot.

Prussia begged and begged for a hard boiled egg, and now that I gave it to her she is sitting wit it outside with her head laying on it.

I have once again been told that not everyone has music or something going on in their head all of the time. Like, they just have silence. To people out there who don’t have music or something in their head - how? Also, doesn’t your brain get bored?

In the world of insurance prior authorization is bullshit, we have a med at work that comes in a 200 unit vial that cannot be split, and the patient gets 200 units, but the insurance only authorizes 199 units.

The hummingbirds are back!

Prussia gets the bed, Mina gets some shoes.

Airports are cursed places. Airport pickup lines doubly so.

Happy Birthday to Pixel the cat, who is 9 today.

I have been prepping my garden and Mina dug a little hole to sit in and watch me.

This is a new low, even for Pixel. She’s laying down to eat.

Spending the day at my second job - it’s a beautiful Saturday for some softball!

At the vet. Prussia has almost opened this door twice to make a bid for freedom. I fear lever door handles are too easy for her.

For the second night in a row I was awakened by Mina sitting on me purring and then abruptly starting to heave and make hacking noises. Nothing wakes you up faster than impending cat puke. Fortunately I was able to yeet her onto the bathroom tile in time.