I'll always remember going to my local Odeon as a kid in the late '80s & throughout the '90s & being in absolute awe of the posters Drew created adorning the walls, it was like being in an art gallery. May he rest in peace.

Forgot to take my phone to the toilet with me. In related news my bathroom has 132 tiles.

Paul Simon is 84. Seen here with Art Garfunkel.

We've all done it, eh? www.worldofmoose.com/products/thr...

“Best regards”

Cocaine so white it stands when it hears God Save the King.

if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees

CRYING 😭

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

"My name's Kitty. I could have married, I've given gallons of blood and I can't stomach whelks, so that's me for you." RIP Patricia Routledge.

October

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

NOT NOW, RING WITH RARE INSCRIPTION FOUND IN NORTH NORFOLK FIELD

If London really was as bad as the Orange Shitgibbon makes out, why do a lot of his friends in Russia keep buying expensive houses there?

I'm convinced that when the satsuma sex offender disappeared for a bit & people thought he was dead he was actually receiving '50s style lobotomy on what little brain matter he has floating about amongst the soup in his head.

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

Live your life in such a way that when you die, people won't be accused of mocking your death by simply posting quotes of things that you literally said.

*BREAKING NEWS* Sam Allardyce appointed British ambassador to the USA until the end of the season

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

Not as much as guns

The 5 stages of Man: 1) drink from boobs 2) stare at boobs 3) play with boobs 4) grow your own boobs 5) what are boobs?

In 100 years time ouija boards will have emojis so we can talk to the dead millennials

Timeline cleanse

The latest episode of Alien: Earth is quite honestly the greatest thing the franchise has churned since Aliens in 1986.

Trump going on American national Tv later to confirm he's only dead from the neck up.

I don't pretend to know the answer to the whole migrant thing but I know painting crosses on stuff and shouting at hotels is the stamp of the kind of fuck face who wanks off greyhounds down the allotments.

Immigrants are our doctors, porters, lawyers, plumbers and shopkeepers. They drive our buses, collect our bins, build our homes and heal our wounds. They’re our friends, neighbours and relatives. Our brothers and sisters. Leave them alone, you evil, racist bastards.

I'm not afraid that AI can do my job, I'm afraid of the world where we agree that the pisspoor approximation of my job it ~can~ do is all we need

Worst zoo ever!

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society. That's it. That's the post.

Stone Cold Steve Impostin’.

I think part of the pain of what’s happening, aside from all the obvious terror, is that I always took the progress we’d already made as a society for granted, thinking we were moving on to new fights & that aim would be toward something positive. I didn’t count on us being dragged backwards.

That's a dog

Tukey xkcd.com/3104/

Squirt paint on an aeroplane = terrorist Be a sex-offender criminal leader of a country that illegally bombs other countries, drags innocent people from the streets, makes victims of rape carry the baby to full term, and executes its criminals = hey, come and have tea with our king

Quitting drinking.

Yeah I’ll bet it is

Roses are red That hay needs baling

Must be a gag in this.

Got to admit, I love thunder & lightning. The bolts lighting up the sky & the booms echoing for miles. Another little reminder that Mother Nature holds all the cards.

Funny how he's called Nick Ferrari when he looks like the arse end of an Austin Allegro.

I feel a bit of a daft prick for voting that lot in, but hey, at least I’m owning it unlike the Brexit shower of shitkickers.

I hear he’s from Chicago? x

TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

An American tourist accidentally impaled himself on a metal fence at the iconic Colosseum in Rome

The UK has got to be the only country in the world that is politically held hostage by like 15 newspaper columnists that basically nobody reads