So they censored out the singer from Geese saying free Palestine at the Brits and Jack Whitehall having a dig at the Labour Party table about Peter Mandelson, very normal country we live in

the worst people around have long figured out that you just say whatever you want with no pushback and it becomes fact. no pushback, just say it. say whatever you want, nobody cares. the interviewers nodding at you don't understand and don't care and won't challenge a single thing ever

There was bloke who used to drink in my local called Alan, but everybody called him 'Stunt cock' because he looked like Ron Jeremy.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

Periodic reminder that behind every politician is who describes the solution to societal ills as “family” is always a person who is religiously false, patently a sexual monster, a fraud or a combination of the 3.

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

Is he sweating now?

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

Cowardly statement from Mourinho. Vini Jr celebrating a goal wasn't the problem, that little racist rat Prestianni was.

This is also the only haircut you are legally allowed to get

Bet that goes down well...

Let your other half know you REALLY love them this Valentines by telling them on social media even though you're in same room as each other.

Turns out piss beer from an irredeemable arsehole isn't a sustainable business model. Oh well.

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The more I think about this pair ever existing the more I begin to understand why this country is the way it is x

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

Eddie the Beagle.

'Ignore the smears: I was never a close friend of The Dark Lord Sauron. And I fully understand the lessons we must learn.' - Saruman.

The Only Fools....Christmas special about an Amsterdam diamond heist could have been called Jewels Holland.

Starting every conversation with a taxi driver with: "Been busy mate?"

Is nothing sacred!?

It’s for the best. We have more than enough podcasters now.

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Sacré boom!

The only bloke I've ever seen whose forehead is that high above sea level it has its own death zone.

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🚬 - KH

The cocktail list down the local is a bit of a nightmare.

Everyone deserves so much better. Eat the rich.

Picked up a Crunchie from the shop & excitedly bit into it. All it tasted of was disappointment. Disappointment because I'd accidentally picked up a Wispa Gold. This is the worst Tuesday ever. Awful.

New entry for the most divorced man in the UK

‘I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry’

Quote post with a clue of where you're from.

Not on big Jeff's Island, you don't.

I can't imagine the stress this has caused tens of people worldwide.

I had to post Thingu after mentioning it.

"Without us you'd all be speaking German", Donald Trump tells an audience in Davos, in Switzerland. Where the most common language is German.

your lesbian aunt posing with one of the founders of Studio Ghibli at Comic Con

Glory Hogh. #BODMCI

I hope the Beckham's resolve their family feud sharpish. The longer it goes on the chances are that we'll see that pinch face tosspot Jeremy Kyle making a comeback to try & resolve it.

A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“

If I was Starmer I wouldn't be making dull speeches, I would simply paint a stick of dynamite brown and put it in a box labelled FANCY CIGARS and hand it to Trump, and while he was still dazed from the explosion I'd quickly make America British again

What are you going to tariff for us, Yanks? Your aerosol cheese and cars without steering? Fuck off.

Good to see someone sticking their neck out & do some heavy lifting when it comes to protecting the avian population.

I used to think the swimming pool incident was the most horrendous thing Barrymore was involved in until I watched this.

airplanes should have balconies

Cadent will throw temporary traffic lights up anywhere these days.