“andy™ why do u own so many blu-rays”

Started pouring a whiskey just as the hydration break happened.

Work in the morning, so if England can wrap this up before half time that would be great.

LEAVE HER ALONE

I KNEW IT. They have shaved 10g off Snickers in the UK. They were 50g, now they’re 40g. Some stores still have the biggers ones and I bought one for comparison. Same price, obviously. We have lost 20% of Snickers.

Men who you’d work with, men who could work with your kids, men whose taxis you might get into. It’s all of you until it’s none of you x

If you love something, buy a physical copy of it You do not actually own anything that you "bought" that's digital only

Trying to work out if there are a load of moths in the house, or just one single moth stalking me from room to room.

Physical media 4 life.

What the fuck #totp

Maybe he did kill himself after all, to stop it happening a third time.

Men will go and see the new Jackass film and get emotional instead of going to therapy. It's me. I'm men.

Watching some shitty straight-to-streaming action film called The Internship. Bunch of Gen Z assassins fighting back against their trainers. Spent the first 40 minutes trying to recognise one of the villains and I just realised it's the guy who played Robin Hood in that 2000s Robin Hood series.

Loudest clap of thunder I've ever heard earlier. Accompanied by a feeble amount of rain. If anything it's made things feel even worse.

Ecuador manager looks like he should be skydiving, surfing and robbing banks with Patrick Swayze. Not coaching at the world cup.

Gone to see Supergirl. Sound is playing but there's no picture. I have alerted the authorities*. Stay tuned for more updates. *The kid barely out of school who looked at me like I was mental when I explained what was happening.

Released on this day in 1982, John Carpenter’s The Thing. It’s too hot to draw anything new, so here’s an old pic I did for the 40th anniversary in 2022. #art #TheThing

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

HYDRATION BREAK

Finally! Mortal Kombat Annihilation in Ultra HD!

Fuck it. Everything above Lancashire and Yorkshire is Scotland now.

Big Hero 6 deserved a sequel and I’m still salty it didn’t get one

You know it isn’t going to be a normal day when your son wakes you at 7am with “Mum, dad, there’s a hedgehog chilling out in the living room”

Feels like the only solution for the afternoon is to use my monthly pass and go and sit in a nice air conditioned cinema. Problem is the only things playing that I haven't already seen are Scary Movie and Michael.

Sheep Detectives is now on Amazon Prime so that's how I'm spending my morning.

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Hydration break

Ooooh...nearly.

Gone and asked for my old supermarket job back so I can go and stand in the big freezer.

Ronaldo right now.

I hear your mum's the saveloy queen.

That's as far as he can count. Ten fingers, ten toes, penis, vestigial tail.

They'll be doing Harry Hill's Andy Burnham dance in the streets of *checks notes* Westminster tonight!

Back at work tomorrow after a week's annual leave so got the Sunday Night Fear something terrible right now.

The time in Euro 2024 when Chris Sutton was asked if Mbappe would be able to play with his broken nose. Absolute gold, this.

Hi. Here's me and my dad in the early 80s, to celebrate Fathers Day.

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Just seen a telly ad for Meta Glasses for the first time. Google Glass for sex offenders.

Just seen an ad for Meta glasses on actual TV and every person in it gave off serious arsehole vibes. Hope that's what they were going for.

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Today is a very bad pollen day. Well...I guess it's probably great for the pollen. Not so much for me.

Absolutely wild trajectory to this point if you go back and watch First Blood.