I hate that they rebranded tangerines as “easy peelers” because “easy peelers” sound like the sort of thing the Artful Dodger would say whilst being arrested

I can't fully comprehend why, but it should be On Yeah by Yello.

Weird how Hollywood hasn't made a MASK film. Like...they're cars and shit that change to different things and you get masks that have funky powers. You could even cast Jared Leto as the voice of T-Bob if you wanted to.

Hahaha F1 up for best picture??

When we found my uncle's little notebook filled with all his passwords, after he died, it was a godsend. Made the early days of dealing with the estate and the solicitor so much easier. It was nondescript and it was stuck in a drawer in a different room to where his computer was set up.

Batman Returns With Big Naturals

Why does this read like cream cakes don't actually exist?

Discharged from therapy this morning, then saw Anaconda (2025 flavour) this afternoon and it was actually pretty good. Then I had sausage and mash for tea. Decent day actually.

I really really really wanna have a sit down.

This is on the back of a camper van that's just pulled up outside.

There was a picture of a pill caddy on House of Games and it reminded me that I hadn't taken my pills tonight. Thanks, Richard.

Why does this read like cream cakes don't actually exist?

Absolutely flawless transcript from a voicemail. AI remaining undefeated.

First full 12 hour day back at work and I already want to die. Just 11 hours to go.

Do not talk to me or my son ever again

Some audacity from the people on The Floor in choosing their specialist subjects. Someone just had rappers as their subject and didn't recognise 2Pac or Will Smith.

I assume they’re all narrated by Brian Blessed.

Oh my God a literal wallet inspector

Just settling down to catch up with all your posts.

I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”

100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.

Tonight's film:

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a gladiator you say YES!" #Gladiators

Had this shared with me this morning, and too good not to share with you. Courtesy of 'Peanutismint' on Instagram.

bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you

Less than two weeks into my return to work and I've been laid low with a cold. Love being around people. ❤️

Fucking hell, the Snooker Loopy video does go on a bit doesn't it? 😂 #TOTP

It's like I'm streaming it via dial-up. #TOTP

Important point to remember... M-People: You're about to get some harmless generic pop. Mmm-People: They're cannibals. #TOTP

New entry for Placebo and you *didn't* play it?? Rude. #TOTP

Switched on just in time to catch garbage. Anyway...enough about Bryan Adams, here's the actual band Garbage next. #TOTP

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

When I was 10, I won a £5 Boots voucher in a competition at school and my mam made me share it with my brother.

I need washtags so I can see who is chatting about their washing.

I keep misreading this as "defecation plot" which makes sense considering all involved are complete shitbags.

20-something colleague asked me for my favourite Simpsons episode today then claimed she'd never heard of the one with the monorail.

I need mashtags so I can see who is chatting about potatoes.

Route planned via ChatGPT was it?

Seen 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. Loved it. Ralph Fiennes having an absolute whale of a time at certain moments here.

Inside you are two Hulls.

My mam's had a fall this morning and smashed a picture frame on the way down. Shaken up, but she's ok. Glad I took today off work, otherwise it would have just been my dad to get her back on her feet.

The interviewer in question

Whatever it was, I bet he got a roll with it. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

I do not know why but answering "prefer not to say" for this seems infinitely creepier than "should be allowed".

And yet...

Was gonna go and see Night of the Hunter at the flicks this lunchtime but apparently I've lost an hour and it's now 11.30 and not 10.30. What the fuck?

Shout out for Mechani-Kong