Just catching up with #Strictly #SCD results show and based on what I've just seen of Titanique that show will sink faster than the boat

I bought my Mrs the #Taskmaster advent calendar and it's one of the best things I've ever done. 20% of our December communication has been me saying 'all the information is in the task'

My wife knows all of the songs on tonight's #Strictly #SCD musicals - unfortunately, as much as I love her she the a voice that can harmonise with nails scratching a blackboard

It's going to be a long week being a #BWFC fan living in #Swindon #FACup

Dreadful scenes at the Tower of London. What a waste of apple crumble and custard. London is a crime ridden no go area after all. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

That bloke's chest hair doesn't match his head hair #totp

Have Pan's People joined a cult #totp

Any insomniacs still here #totp

Playing Dead or Alive No not the band, just checking out whose on #totp for Band Aid

FGTH in the dressing room before #totp

How the Thompson Twins and Stephen 'Tintin' Duffy didn't do a collab is beyond me #totp

🎵I'll protect you from the Hooded Claw #totp

1984 was the year The Power of Love x 3 charted #totp

A young Jarvis Cocker was watching Paul Young #totp

Jim Diamond was challenged by his record company to make repeating the 9th letter of the alphabet a hit single #totp

Doctor Doctor - The Thompson Twins saw the future #totp

1980s pop stars were like Russian Dolls inside a Howard Jones was a Nik Kershaw and in side a Nik Kershaw was a troll #totp

On those rare occasions that teenage me made it to a girl's bedroom in the 80s a 6ft poster of Duran Duran doesn't half put you off your stride #totp

Duran U-fucking-ran, fuck off with your good looks and talent #totp

Does anyone know why Howard has a photocopier on stage #totp

That can't be Howard Jones - he only has one keyboard #totp

I forgot Terry from Brookside played drums for FGTH #totp

I remember being mildly homicidal in 1998 so lucky for Wyclef I never heard this abomination #totp

I forgot Tatyana Ali nearly had a music career #totp

From one load of balls to another #totp

Dear #DG of the #BBC - Resign you nob!!! #totp

I thought I was listening to one of Boyzone's more upbeat numbers but it turns out it's Dennis Taylor and Ken Doherty commentating on the snooker #totp

This online bingo game is a big disappointment #WorldCupDraw

As well as the FIFA Peace Prize other awards of note being presented at the #WorldCupDraw will be The Jeffrey Dahmer Cookery Award The John Denver Prize for Aviation The Andrew Mountbatten Windsor Scholarship The Mark Chapman Shooting Star Award

As Donald Trump wins the FIFA peace prize, we await with anticipation the winner of the Nobel Goal of the Year Award #WorldCupDraw #WorldCup

the FIFA Peace Prize has the same gravitas as the Fred West DIY Prize would have. Trump is a worthy winner

As #totp is a bit messed up tonight, I'm sure you can't wait to find out what Rasputin by Boney M sounds like with a bit of a reggae vibe. Well wonder no more youtu.be/hS0YqWEzQF4

In protest I'm running a #totp #WorldCupDraw mash up - first games Bucks Fizz vs Madness Kate Bush vs St Winifred's School Choir Slade vs OMD Dexys Midnight Runners vs Tanita Tikaram

'it reminds me of us doing Shaggy It Wasn't Me' Harleymoon Kemp WITH YOUR BROTHER?!?!?! #RATW #RaceAcrossTheWorld

Did anyone else think Phil looked like Boris Johnson in that wig #eastenders

A musician friend of mine has advised me to broaden my social media output and use more sites to raise awareness of my music. I've done some research and I noticed OnlyFans seems very popular so I might give that a go.

Following on from posting this yesterday, today Wes Streeting believes ADHD and mental illness might be being over diagnosed. He could not be more wrong.

Wes Streeting has lost any respect I had for him. That's not to say that I agree with the BMA over strike action, but Streeting has resorted to petty playground childish name calling and not someone I want in charge of the #NHS

I grew up on a council estate in NW and today I ate Eggs Benedict - I feel like a traitor to my class

I wonder if #UselessSigns could become a thing? Let's see. Starting with this at Trowbridge Train Station UK Let me know where you see them (I have just over 100 followers so I'm going to need some hefty reposts to make this work

Is this the most useless sign in the country? Trowbridge train station

Just to put a few things into perspective. Yes the government may have racked up a £100m bill on the Covid enquiry. But the company Michelle Money was associated with failed to back £122m. At least the enquiry was useful to some extent

I've always thought Merchant was the better writer but Gervais had the loudest voice.

Changed my profile picture to match my level of Christmas spirit

There are many things Rachel Reeves can be criticised for but misleading the public isn't one of them. The media misled the public, instead of waiting for the budget to be announced (or leaked), they all tried to predict what was in it and are now blaming her when they predicted wrong.

Just had my first experience of Popeyes chicken. My verdict - nice but messy, not the place for a first date. Nice but messy is more of a third date thing.

I can't help but think the media are angry with the Labour budget because they all reported what they thought was going to happen but got it wrong. Rachel Reeves didn't rule out tax rises, but she didn't say there would be - they all assumed.

And so the tweenie conspiracy theories have begun. There is a toddler group in the library where I have come to do some work and a rumour that I am Santa undercover spread like wildfire through the group. They all thought they were whispering but they are toddlers with no concept of volume.

I wish it was January 1st already