I know chelsea are absolute dreck at the moment, but seeing the gooners crash out of the FA Cup tonight gave me a bit of a boner.

"Sister Sue, Tell me, baby, what are we gonna do? And she said: "Take two candles, And then you burn them out, Make a paper boat, light it, and send it out." Send it out now.."

Nice little warm up that first half. Second half needs to be a good hammering for these Stoke-on-Trent pillocks.

NP: Be Bop Deluxe - 'Live In The Air Age' This is a much under rated live album imho.

She stood there bright as the sun on that California coast He was a Midwestern boy on his own She looked at him with those soft eyes, so innocent and blue He knew right then he was too far from home Oh, he was too far from home.

Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane Ain't got time to take a fast train Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home My baby just wrote me a letter.

There's a gentleman that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha cha cha cha! He's an old ex-con that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha cha cha cha!

NP: Scott Walker #1

NP: The Jesus Lizard - 'Goat'

NASHVILLE Handmaids getting love across 🇺🇸

The thing about dementia? A total lack of filter will keep manifesting.

Walz: We will never leave the side of our Somali Minnesotans. Here's our pledge to you, our Somali Minnesotans, your great grandchildren will still be here when that orange clown is in the dustbin of history.

"We're caught in a trap, I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Why can't you see what you're doin' to me When you don't believe a word I say..:

"Just let your love flow like a mountain stream And let your love grow with the smallest of dreams And let your love show and you'll know what I mean It's the season..:

Why are England playing in an away kit at home?

"Life is white And I am black Jesus and his lawyer Are coming back" #TheEels #NovocaineForTheSoul

Just heard Silicon Teens version of 'Memphis Tennessee' on the wireless. A song I haven't heard since its release 47 years ago. I think they only made one album before obscurity.

Remembering Aretha Franklin on her birthday. 💜 🙏🏼 🎵 🎹🎤

Only Liam Rosenoir can save Spurs now.

Tottenham have gone 13 games without winning in the league for the first time since driving tests were made compulsory in the UK.

Got scolded by my aunt earlier for sulking about the current state of affairs at Chelsea. And she was quite right to do so, especially when you take into consideration what is happening at spurs.

NP: Miles Davis - 'On The Corner' #GroovyMan

NP: Heilung - 'ᛟᚠᚾᛁᚱ = Ofnir'

Everton supporters doing "Ole Ole" to their players should be enough to show just how shit Chelsea were this evening. Shocking. The entire #cfc squad, coaching team and board should be taken to a field in Kent and disposed of with extreme prejuduce.

How I wish we could sack the owners!

And stop going on about your called world class players. WE HAVE NONE! This entire #cfc squad is a shower of shit. Absolute fake footallers. I am done with this putting up this nonsense. Just fuck the fuck off!

The football authorities must really have it in for Chelsea by not giving us sanction on buying players. The 🤡 board in charge of our club are totally inept at player requisition.

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

Lads, who is the football pundit lass on Sky with the walnut whip hairdo?

Far Side

oh noes! Chuck Norris #gorn 😢

Released 19 Mar 1971, 'Songs of Love and Hate' by Leonard Cohen. In 1991, Cohen revealed to a magazine that the recording of the album was a difficult time for him because "absolutely everything was beginning to fall apart: my spirit, my intentions, my will. So I went into a deep & long depression."

I love Dorothy Parker, but never knew this about her. What a fine woman she was. www.threads.com/@tumgio/post...

I fucked off Spotify a couple of months ago and today I am wondering if I should check out Qobuz. Subscription entry point is over 10 nicker a month which is still cheaper than Spotify premium. And the artistes get more cash than they do out of Spotify.

NP: Bill Nelson's 'Red Noise'

Although I am not someone that suffers from seasonal affective disorder, I can't deny the lift I get when I leave the factory after a hard day's graft and it is still light out.

13th Floor Elevators were on the wireless lads!! #psychedelic

Great new album from Kim Gordon. 'Play Me' Probably the most commercial but still has that left-field edge you would expect from the former Sonic Youth bassist.

Well done Everton for being absolute useless CUNTS

NP: King Crimson - 'Starless And Bible Black' #Progtastic

I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated – yeah I'm the pain you tasted, well intoxicated I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter #Prodigy #Firestarter

Hüsker Dü - Zen Arcade

Great new album from Gorillaz. 'The Mountain'

This is a Steely Dan song

NP: The Damned - 'Phantasmogoria'

White boy in town Big black, blue sound Night club, I paid in I got a stamp on my skin Main attraction dead on his feet Black man rhythm with a white boy beat They got him on milk and alcohol They got him on #milkandalcohol #DrFeelgood

You’re on your own now I’m off Wishing you all a good evening and a long peaceful night

It was really vile weather When we got to tarred and feathered You could hear the six guns sound As they chased us out of town #BAD #MedicineShow