Wondering if a bit like Boris and partygate, we are reaching the point of "None of this matters until suddenly all of it does".

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

All I want is a castle on the Irish coast, a lantern-filled library full of centuries-old novels, a raven to deliver and retrieve my post, an eccentric butler with a mysterious backstory, and an endless supply of emotional support pastries.

they've been tutting up our local high street with some funds from the Mayor and have done a bunch of murals on various shops. They're all good, but this one, from Curtis Hylton, was banging.

Decided it would be vaguely fitting if the final act of the Starmer era is a policy that starts off as a well-meant but rushed populist measure, ending up with police officers ordering people out of pubs halfway through an England World Cup knock-out penalty shootout.

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

“See you in the pub at 1am on Monday morning?” “But the football has moved!” “What football?”

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My posts most days. I'm sorry.

The anti-vax group formerly led by Robert Kennedy Jr. has been promoting the story of a woman who says vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins. She’s the lead plaintiff in the group’s lawsuit against the American Academy of Pediatrics. Well, now she’s been charged with suffocating the toddlers.

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

Opened this email and it just told me to cut out the middleman and shit in the sea

in very tory-coded behaviour, I've just been to Sainsburys to buy the things that are TMCFT (too middle class for Tesco). Chilli oil and Swedish Glace, since you ask.

lol, totally over-stimulated by the Northern discourse, hate that. going to walk the dog and listen to my podcast and come back with another interesting fact to entertain D with. Will it beat the weird inheritance situation of Henry Ireton though?

Going with my mum to the supermarket and this meme pops into my head every time. I’m 54.

I'm sure there's a reason for it, but why do they make the drug for rheumatoid arthritis in the tiniest pills ever? Its like sorting grains of sand.

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😾 Why isn't this the World Cup logo and mascot?

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The alpha male podcasters spend so much time telling each other what straight women want from men and the answer is actually just be Martin Lewis unfortunately

Stock trades by President. The blatant corruption is just staggering

called this right didn't i

Not the worst thing the Belgians have done to an African country tbf

First goal to Senegal! Habib Diarra scores against Belgium in the 25th minute—here's the crowd's reaction recorded at the PNSN HWK3 seismic station in Seattle Stadium. #SportsSeismology #WorldCup2026 #FIFAWorldCup

We're still thinking about Danny Murphy and Bob the Cat. Commentary camera just dropped. 🫡

News of England taking the lead against Congo has reached the House of Lords, and the steel bill

Best one man show since Krapp's Last Tape

Alan Shearer is a knob

Evergreen post

"our Anthony's got 2 assists" "that's nice"

@leftback.bsky.social feeling smug? 😁

Years ago there was a comment on Reddit saying that Kane looks like his favourite meal is plankton, and I’ve not been able to unsee it

just seen a post on FB from an old friend who is finally getting to cross a bucket item off the list: going to an England World Cup game. Thoughts and prayers, my friend, thoughts and prayers.

look I'm not saying sacrificing Matt Goodwin in a wicker man would definitely improve the way England play, I'm just saying we can't definitely rule that out

It’s Congoing Home

me talking to magically resurrected founding father: and so sir you can see how the supreme court has become a deeply illegitimate institution that threatens the very republic you created founding father: there are *how many* papists on it???

Schism is a go - the SSPX livestream has started. They’re going through with it, even after the pope’s final warning.

Wieso heißt es Masturbation und nicht Han(d) Solo?

I try not to moan about it as quite a few of the people who follow me (inexplicably) love the game, but this made me laugh when it popped up on my FB memories today

I have a theory that the Home Office acts like the last outpost of The British Empire. It doesn't see the population as deserving of rights, but as a subjugated hostile population that needs to repressed so they don't rise up and try to change the current order.

Well, if the cap fits

Couldn't throw a Carling can at those marches without hitting a nonce.

Nigel Farage sitting upon his bullion throne in his crypto-bought house, like the relatable everyman he is