There’s petty and then there’s ✨opera petty✨ 😂

Happy Mothering Sunday!

sunbathing alpaca, via Sunday Telegraph

Went to a Ukrainian restaurant earlier and had lard on a washing line, excellent

In the last 24 hours Israel has murdered 14 health workers in Lebanon. Why is there so little outrage about this? Is it just that their targeting of medics has become normalised ?

Hello, I'm a woodcarver, and this what I do ✌️ You can help me a lot by sharing my work, so people can buy or commission me sculptures. Praying for octopus blessings on your life 🐙🙏

I love Cole Palmer’s ‘What are you doing here?’ face

#JustSaying #Funny

pale stale male fail

You’d never get this with the Gays of Hormuz

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:

I was wondering how long after “the death of the paperback” was announced that we would see someone trying to reinvent the concept of pocket-sized books. Took about 5 minutes. #LivingBookHistory

This is absolutely bonkers and infuriating. Must-read reporting by ProPublica.

Bernie on the money as usual

🪄🤣 Spreading JOY 🪄🤭🤣 This laugh worth the wait 🤣

One week ago. 🤡

Went into town with the boys and ended up paying for Warhammer and vinyl. #spenny

Eventually settlers are going to kill an Israeli providing protective presence. Given the current state of affairs in Israel, I’m not sure it will have any impact.

both boys home for the weekend, and having watched the youngest create a breakfast omelette out of what seems like the entire contents of the fridge, I've realised why my shopping bills are usually so low during term time 🙄

I signed this letter. A lot of harm has been caused by ideological approaches to birth. “We are a democratic party and our policies are determined by our members.” is a pretty terrible way to approach health policies.

Stolen from the Facebooks #SmallProphets

Who wore it better? #PedoPals

Can this be a solution?

To #RejectionIsland, to rescue an unused cartoon.

You say that, but would an otter have fucked up the Dardanelles Campaign?

In 1677 there was a Merchant Adventurer called Suckling Spendlove. We'll just leave that there...

bastards

Responded to one of those coy "is he dead yet?" posts by saying that I hoped he stroked out while doing his stupid little dance. I think I've horrified someone by adding fine detail to their loose watercolour.....

At The Races with Leslie Nielsen and Red Rock Cider (Extended edition) from 1992

Had a chat with the formidable Meg Hillier as Treasury select committee launches its inquiry into student loans: she frets that it's part of a wider picture of 20/30 somethings getting a really rubbish deal: www.theguardian.com/money/2026/m...

Let’s take a look at the weather…

I think I may have cracked it

Inside you there are two Elephant Seals 🐘 🦭 #mammals #seals

This is the company the UK government has embedded in the nation’s services. Seriously, fuck everyone who is excusing this.

majestic

Proper, sweary tea

💯 this!!!

Level 3 sounds a bit patronising

Wtf?

Don’t wait until Mother’s Day to treat her well. Show her you care every day: Tell her you love her. Ensure she looks her best. Lovingly brush her hair. Include her in your everyday life. Wheel her to the top of the stairs while you welcome the motel guest who just arrived all by herself.

Goethe get me one of these

Sorry Scotty, Pottery Barn rules apply here - you break it, you own it

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

the dog was sniffing a lamppost - old chap walking past commented that she was reading her wee-mails 😆

The inaugural FIFA Peace Prize winner

Some folks treated me like a naive child for believing we had the money to cancel a portion of student loan debt

'claude can now research like a phd student!' bullshit, pour a bottle of department reception red and 6 pints into that motherfucker and it ain't gonna go home and finish its chapter for tomorrow morning