Course they fecking do! They don't want us paying a tenner for something when they can charge us £50 for the same thing. 🤷

If I was a carpet fitter I'd change my name by deed poll to Walter Wall.

Day 10. Still holding on. 👌

This seems to be becoming the de-facto "normal" - something bad happens, thugs come out of the woodwork. I reckon if I'd been stabbed I would NOT want this mindless twattery kicking off in my name. Anyone who was involved in ANY way should be locked the fuck up. No deterrent = no end to it. 🤬🤬🤬

Any excuse for a fucking riot init. 👎 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Managed to put a bit of willow trellis up, plant my clematis, put a border and weed fabric down and four bags of gravel. It does look a bit "lost" at present but it'll grow to about 4ft. 👍 And it also pissed down AND a thunderstorm but when we start a job here, we don't quit! ✊

The Ukraine football team there, ably demonstrating why they're a football team and not a choir. Fucking hell my ears! 🤣🙉 #ENGUKR

Rik Mayall left us twelve years ago today. 😕

Bought Hitman World of Assassination. Haven't touched any of it since Hitman 2 on PS2. It still does my box in. Spend hours sneaking about not knowing WTF I'm doing, before I decided to go full Rambo and get myself killed. 🤷

Brilliant init? You help somebody to learn how to make a custard pie and they just throw it on your face. 🫤

Just been watching Isle of Man TT. Bikes whizzing about at 150mph on public roads past unprotected crowds of people. Fuck me, there's going to be a horrific accident here one day. Why is this still done the way it is? 🤨

Watching an episode of That's My Boy from 1984. It's crap. 😕

Kim Kardashian there, showing her true colours to Martin Brundle. 🤬 I hate people thinking they're above everyone and being ignorant, entitled pricks. Needs to get in her fucking lane if she's going to be following Lewis Hamilton about like a lost puppy. #F1 #MonacoGP

Just coming to the end of the England v New Zealand pre-World Cup friendly. I know it's a friendly but fucking hell, why did they even televise this amateurish kick-about? 👎

So the #F1 2026 add-on for F1 2025 was released on #PS5 3 days ago. £70 for F1 2025, plus £25 for the F1 2026 content. OR you can currently buy both together for £50. Doesn't seem like a bad deal, to be fair. 🤔

Every time I watch The Hunger Games both my cats go absolutely mental. Mainly it's scenes with Catnip Everdeen.

This jackdaw sits here, on the end of my garage roof around this time every night. For the last 4 or 5 years they've been nesting in the end of next door's roof. They mate for life and tend to nest in the same place year after year. Sadly we've found two fledglings dead in the garden this time.😕

Day 5 alcohol-free. 👍 Got a couple of zero-alcohol Guinness for the football later. 👌

I dunno if I've mentioned before but I'm making a documentary about things drivers tow behind their vehicles which really annoys other motorists. There's a trailer out next week.

La Brea was pretty good at first, but it's become a bit of a slog since half way through season 2. 🤨

Holy shit, there's some serious talent here. 👀 youtu.be/reWsf4QU054?...

Me: I'm gonna dig out that dead tree stump. It's only small I reckon I can have it out in 20 minutes. Me an hour and a half later. 👇

Got a gob full of aquarium water trying to start the siphon and now I think I'm going to die of some fish or algae-related disease. 🤢

Quote Post an album that you have listened to 100+ times.

So, had a bit of an "episode" two days ago - four hours of my life is just... missing. I was going down a very steep and slippery slope (again) with alcohol and if it's getting that bad, which it is, then I quit. Done. Cold turkey. Finished. Completed day 2 of abstainence.

I'm going to start a government petition to get rid of Mondays. I am proposing two Sundays, then straight to Tuesday. Who's with me?