Today I have been mostly building a shelf thing to increase office storage space.

RIP Dickie Bird 😭 Proper Yorkshire lad. 💔

I didn't think it was possible to get drunk on alcohol-free wine but I'm starting to Shloer my words. #LunchPun

Throwback. Idigicon Ltd, formerly Guildhall Leisure and home of the late Mark Sibly's Blitz Basic range of #gamedev software.

🎶Old MacDonald had a toothbrush...🎶

Absolutely huge!!!! We're only just getting started. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Dog vs laser pointer

I got myself one of those service dogs, but it doesn't know anything about cars. 🫤

Hmm... not sure I'd be taking medical advice from someone who told us to cure COVID by supping bleach. 🧐 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Christian Horner paid £52m to sling his hook. 🤔

Trying to complete a #PS5 #GT7 challenge at Michelin Raceway - a 30-minute race and I need to remake a minimum of three pit stops. The trouble is, every time I exit the pit lane I'm given a penalty for crossing the line at the pit exit, even though I'm not controlling the bloody car at that point!

"Don't get a whippet," they said. "It'll kill the cat!" 👇

Me: I'll just mow the lawn while it isn't raining. Weather: 😐

Well phuc a duc!! 🤣 www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

The right are terrified. Let's keep them that way. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Just caught up with #F1 #BakuGP qualifying. SIX red flags! 🫤

LIES.

I'd heard that Meg 2: The Trench was bad, but I quite liked the first one so figured I'd give it a go. Switched it off after half an hour. It's bad. 😐

Anybody know what happened to @rozzgames.bsky.social? Genuinely worried about him.

If Russia hasn't railroaded us into WW3 by Christmas I'll eat my fucking hat. 🫤

I've said this before you #emmerdale lot but I bloody love Amelia Flanagan. One of the show's greatest assets. 👌

This awful two-party system is not working for anyone. If we change nothing, then nothing will change. Enough of this lousy, self-serving, lying Labour and Tory rule. I've joined The Green Party. 🌎

Just had two locally sourced venison burgers. 😍 I will never eat scratty supermarket beefburgers again. Also, this. Nom.

New electric meter about to be installed. It's going to take two hours and I have to switch everything off. Luckily we have a UPS on the router and NAS so will still have internet. It'll apparently last about four hours, if I turn the NAS off. 🤔 Fun times ahead. 😬

Let's go! It's now 74,000. Membership rising fast 🚀 Join.greenparty.org.uk

I know some of you don't do politics but after voting for Labour at the last GE I am so done. To quote Morrissey, I am sick to death of Labour and Tory. I've never been a political party member before but I have just joined @greenparty.org.uk. I believe in them to take our country forward. 👍

Draw the line. Join the Green Party today ⤵️ join.greenparty.org.uk?utm_source=s...

About six months back, the council resurfaced the entire road. They didn't fill the potholes in first, just "surface dressed" over them. It looked a bastard. Today, a telecoms company has come out and dug an 80m long trench down the middle of it. So now it looks even worse. 🤨

I just got back from the national flourmaking convention. It wasn't very busy, only a few people milling around. #LunchPun

Update: Me 1 - 0 Mice ✊

Legacy • The Best Of Mansun turns 19 today. Released as a single CD and a CD/DVD combo, it featured all the singles and more. An exclusive download of ‘South Of The Painted Hall’ was also offered as a free download.

People are different. Try to love, not hate. It isn't difficult. 🤎

Oasis "Wonderwall" is now as old as The Beatles "Help" was when Wonderwall came out. 😬

Missus has popped into Asda. Had to ask her to try to make sure no Jackie D or Malibu accidentally falls into her basket like what usually happens.

If I hear the phrase "pomp and ceremony" just ONE MORE TIME today I am going to have a right fucking paddy and no mistake. 🤬🤬🤬🤬 #FuckTrump

Well, it's worth it just because the buttons are so much easier to press than the Roam v1. Screen is great (and it's touchscreen), easy (but different) to use. The only gotcha so far is that I don't seem able to have the gradient shown on the map screen like on the v1.

NASA is recruiting astronauts with the surnames Farrell, Jackson, Firth, Montgomerie, and Caterpillar. I think they're secretly trying to Colinise Mars. #LunchPun

Watching a film called Supernova, where a bunch of scientists babble on about how they're going to stop a supernova (which actually happened 200 years ago but is going to destroy earth in 5 days). They're going to use nuclear missiles. Course they are. 🤪

Whatever you do, don't confuse line dancing with lion dancing. That was a painful evening.

Drove past RAF Coningsby today, loads of Typhoons out, fuelling up. They'll be off to Poland in the coming days. As long as they all come back. 🙏

Just snagged a Wahoo Elemnt Roam v3 on Amazon for £319. 👌 #Wahoo #Cycling #Wahooligan

I often tell my political jokes from the top of a step ladder. Satire? Yes, at least a few feet. #LunchPun

Great parking, jackass. 👌

Share your favourite cover versions youtu.be/WIF4_Sm-rgQ

Google has completely fucked the Photo Editor app.🤬 ✖️ It's all "AI this, AI that..." now ✖️ You can't switch the crop tool from landscape to portrait any more ✖️ The perspective tool is gone ✖️ The markers in crop mode have rounded corners now instead of square, making it difficult to crop accurately.

I just got back from Powys, which was a complete waste of time. There isn't even a Disneyland there you liars! #LunchPun

Educating Yorkshire is bloody brilliant. Can't believe S1 was ten years ago.

Bought a replacement trigger for my 5L home made weedkiller sprayer. A fiver or something off of Amazon. Works great so I'm going to order a few more spares from AliExpress since they're only 75p on there. 👌

Update: eight traps baited with peanut butter, armed, and scattered around the garage. Hopefully it'll look like a Sylvanian Families reenactment of The Somme by tomorrow morning. 👌