A police academy movie come to life

@nilesy1961.bsky.social Kirsty has caught the vinyl bug. Must say the quality of new records is as awful as they were when I stopped buying in the 90s. She’s got 3 albums, one jumps all three are warped. HMV must store them in a sauna

Fucking Americans

Yer actual Toyah

Scary London looking magnificent

Steve Cropper. I thought he’d be around forever. A true great.

Weller. Chels.

Really do. The effort made to sell this is above and beyond 😂

Wordle 1,606 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not a word

Maybe deploy troops in trump Tower - there’s fuck all else going on.

Graham Parker and Nick Lowe. Very decent nights entertainment

@peterwatts.bsky.social you weren’t wrong about the Weller book. I can’t put it down

Genuine ad to join ICE. The Trump Gestapo. $50k to join etc etc

Not done this for a while, so here’s some stonker stuffed charts from this very week in 1972 for your delectation.

Private Eye pointing out the hypocrisy of politics

Are Americans hard wired to speak loudly?

waka wake

Remember these l?

The overpopulated central belt

On it

Different place when it’s sunny.

Is anyone still calling America the land of the free?

For those of you no longer in toxic twat Twitter - just the idea made me laugh.

Apart from the dreadful Flyjng Lizards and Boomtown Rats there’s plenty of good stuff in the year the Skids ruled

Hoping that’s cloud as I’m in the middle of breakfast

Sinner much better today. Carlos never really got going. An incredible amount of unforced errors for this level. The Italian commentary are pretty happy

Carlos’ serve finally finding its groove.

Scotland’s 1986 player of the year is pretty popular in Napoli.

Breakfast!!

Volcano out the window

@nineteenohfive.bsky.social you’ll be delighted to know that Lewis Capaldi was sporting a Chelsea shirt last night

Christ it really is a breeze through Rod: The Shit Years

Our sporting directors are the most pathetic lazy bunch of shite in football. No scouting at all involved.

What kind of prick makes his drummer have a Celtic badge on his kit?

Woking 43 points Horner’s Wankers 0

Modern branding

This week in 1982. Some absolute horror in the singles chart.

@peterwatts.bsky.social just read your Springsteen article. Great read. I’m looking forward to the box landing on Friday.

@cfcmode.bsky.social we were only talking about Syd Lawrence the other day. RIP

Daughter child not in sports kit

I was at school with Brian Wilson. Tall bloke with a big arse. His nickname was Buttocks. I’m guessing he wasn’t the Beach Boys resident genius.

Next door’s puppy burrowed his way in

The life cycle of an 80s pop song. 1. Release. 2. 12 inch 3. Cover version 4. Re-release 5. Sample in rap song. 5. Sad emo version on movie soundtrack 6. Closing number in musical about band. 7. Performed on Jools Hootenanny by aged original singer. 8. Karaoke 6. DFS ad.

It’s worth keeping a foothold in Twitter just to see Trump v Musk. It was inevitable that two massive egos would have an acrimonious fall out.

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--