Arseholes, the lot of them.

So Becca, how are you spending your Saturday morning after about four hours sleep? Oh yknow, just fighting with a car seat and it’s currently winning

Two things can co-exist at the same time. 1) John Terry, the footballer, being one of the greatest players to ever wear a Chelsea shirt 2) John Terry, the person, being a proper div

Almost a month without my car and i was expecting to get it back today. Nope, just had a text and due to a parts delay, it’s going to even longer. I’d have been better off doing the work myself 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I know it’s an amazing achievement to run a marathon but marathon runners are insufferable on social media.

I cheered when we scored but I still felt pretty meh at the final whistle. I just cannot be enthusiastic about the club at the moment what so ever. Am I broken?

Jesus H Christ, that was an unbelievable goal.

Chelsea Football Club as we know it, is dead.

This is absolute drivel.

I’ve been going through A LOT this past week and my anxiety has been through the roof. Today, finally, I can breathe a huge sigh of relief. When you know you’re in the right, fight for it with everything you have. Oh and never underestimate me, I’m motivated by spite x

Second night of #Wrestlemania was a lot better. I am sad that Punk lost but hopefully Roman will be far more involved in WWE moving forwards if he's saying that he's going to be full time over the Summer. Not the best Wrestlemania by any stretch but it was okay!

Danhausen > any other wrestler in the world ever #Wrestlemania

Rhea/Jade was meh. #Wrestlemania

Forza The Demon. That was the correct decision again. All these matches are being booked great but just so short! #Wrestlemania

Dominik Mysterio's entrance is giving Mexican MJF at All In. #Wrestlemania

Short match again but pleased for Trick Williams.. I'm starting to think that this is just how wrestling is going to be now. Much like football, profits mean more than talent. #Wrestlemania

PENTA!!! Great ladder match. Everyone looked strong. That Spanish fly off the ladder was INSANE. #Wrestlemania

Oh good! Another Hulk Hogan documentary! #Wrestlemania

#WM42 #Wrestlemania

Lesnar retiring is a bit of an 'Oh..' moment but considering the allegations against him in the McMahon lawsuit and his age, I am not surprised. Oh well. #Wrestlemania

WALLOP! #Wrestlemania

Better chance of staying up tonight, starting with the Oba/Lesnar match has me quite excited. I will be going to bed though if Oba doesn't win. #Wrestlemania

Wrestlemania was lack lustre last night. I really enjoyed Seth/Gunther and Paige's return was so amazing but the rest of the card was really meh. Hoping night two will be a lot better!

Can I go home yet?

Super Frank 💙

Went into Epsom tonight and hundreds of right wing Nigel Farage loving arseholes were waving England flags and singing Sweet Caroline at a protest allegedly demanding answers for a girl who was raped in Epsom on Saturday night. It was a fucking disgusting sight on my own doorstep. I was so angry

Btw, it is Wrestlemania week so prepare for me to be insufferable this weekend talking about something none of you care about.

The owner of this salon is quite bossy but she lets me pay in smarties soooo…

Ice hockey > Football

Ice hockey playoffs tonight! UTF 🔥

Sold my ticket for Sunday. With the tube not running and how we are playing at the moment, I’d rather stick pins in my eyes than go.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is such an Easter film.

Port Vale must be absolutely terrible for that team to put 7 past them.

Don’t get hit from behind on the motorway by an uninsured driver kids!

I don’t think it matters how old you get, you’ll always need your Mum. 💖

James should have plenty of money given to him because he sat through the Everton game last week.

That kick off time for Forest is abhorrent.

I have ANOTHER cold, literally wtf. I feel like I’m on my death bed.

I’m going to ice hockey tonight and I’m so 🐝 that it’s not a football game.

We’re shit. Like proper shit.

I’ve said this before but men on dating apps are the worst of the worst. They are either murderers or incels. Sometimes both.

@blueskyjames.bsky.social i feel as if Donny should be on this list..

Hahahahahahahahaha fuck off

Happy @nilesy1961.bsky.social day! ☘️

Anybody putting themselves through tonight deserves a wartime medal

Stop shouting shoot when we’re near the box you unbearable twats

…or not?

Its like joining a cult.

In other news, I’ve decided Garnacho is very, very unfortunate looking.