Southend Away up North today, Chelsea Away tomorrow. So it’s off to North Essex to visit my 83rd stadium for Colchester Utd v Fleetwood Town. Fellow Southend fans wouldn’t be happy with my choice today!

This says everything about BlueCo in control at Chelsea. It utterly stinks. Sooner they go the better.

NEW: NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct. He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…

To put things into context, imagine if Farage was PM at this moment. Which is exactly why Farage is so dangerous.

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/c... @chelseafancast.bsky.social Great tribute to Eddie MacCreadie on this episode & a reminder of the great work ‘Only a Pound’ DJ does for Chelsea fans too.

Well if this is the new managers ‘style’ he can go now. Pathetic, like a Sunday morning pub team who’ve been out on the lash #Chelsea

Awful Chelsea. A manager who clearly hasn’t watched us play this way before. It’s so depressing

I see this up & coming fixture is now known as El Crapico 💩

#Hamnet A bleak, but amazingly emotional film. So powerful. Jessie Buckley is again outstanding. Should get an Oscar for this one 🍿🎥

‘’We don’t care about Clearlake, they don’t care about us. All we care about is Chelsea FC” 🎶🎶🎶

#CalumIn 😁

This is as Chelsea as it’s gets. #BarkingMad

Enzoooooioi⚽️

Jorgensen GK BadAwfulshile CB Gusto as LB….. 😱 What could possibly go wrong …? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Roll up roll up!

new favourite on the shortlist

May as well put Winstanley & Stewart in charge as they clearly seem to know what they want. 🙃

HNY to all, and even to those that signed a massive contract knowing they were never going to be in control of their decisions 💰💰💰🤡

Don’t fret. It’s Tosin & Badiashile v Haaland next. With Gusto at LB….

Warning S/T holders. It’s a right faff trying to buy tickets for the Arsenal LC game! Eventually it seems that the best way to buy is via the ticket icon and then look for Reserved Tickets. That should work. It’s all a bit symptomatic of what’s going on at Chelsea at the moment! 💩

BadAwfulshile and Gusto at LB v Watkins. What could possibly go wrong? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Oh yea. We concede 2 goals and throw away a lead at Home again

Chelsea have lost 11 points from winning positions in home matches, more than any other Premier League team. Data is 🤴

That was embarrassing. Being bullied. Tactically inept. Ill prepared for the inevitable physical approach. Maresca is welcome to go to Citeh ASAP 🚕

Really enjoyed this. Peter doesn’t often appear in interviews, but this is worth an hour of anyone’s time: youtu.be/q_2KtaERR_0?... #DepecheMode

Reece James was magnificent today. His best game so far. 👑

Wow. What an outstanding film! The acting was brilliant, the pace, atmosphere & tempo perfect. The final scenes, in particular the radio interview narrative, were so on the button in the light of the modern populist world under Trump, Putin & Farage. #Nuremberg

Still the team with the biggest attendance in the Division 53 years ago. Southend impressive support as usual, with Bill Garner scoring too:

What fabulously enjoyable movie. So poignant with gentle humour with emotional scenes too. Proper Alan Bennet film.

Villa 5:30pm ?! 🤬

A teenage boys collection of badges. In a shoe box in a wardrobe. I must sort them properly & get them on display at home!

Found a few retro Chelsea badges from back in be day

Enjoyed that last night. The boys certainly are a class act. But you knew that already. #DepecheMode

On this day 20 years ago, my Dad passed away very suddenly. He was a passionate Chelsea S/T holder & a Grandad. Today I’m hoping my new Granddaughter will be going home from hospital. He would have been so proud to have known her.

My first Grandchild can now make an appearance in the beautiful blue world. I think Estavao is a nice name…

The people *directly* responsible for this shitshow, including the manager they handpicked and gave a five-year contract too, all marching into the dressing room looking for answers. You couldn't make this up.

Another short spell for Potter ⚒️🪄

42 years wed today. So we saw the new Downton Abbey film & had a carvery. Most enjoyable way to celebrate all of our adult life together, and actually most of our teens too. 👰🤵

www.imdb.com/title/tt5586... Incredible ordinary people with incredible true stories. A tale of yesteryear & still valid today. 📽️

The PL fail to do their job yet again.

The world can be a depressing place thanks to humans, but the city of Lincoln & its cathedral in particular is still utterly spectacular. Chelsea fans are in for a treat if visiting in a few weeks. 🏆

Well this made me cry.

Great bumper crowd of 8,735 to see a good but goalless game v York City at Roots Hall. Every player gave 100% which was impressive but defences reigned in the end.

Depeche Mode on the pre-match play list for the first Home game of the season at Roots Hall. Well done Mr. DJ Good start 🎵

Where is Madueke ? 😆

Infantino & Trump. Boooooooooooooooo

Trump Booooooooooooooooooooooo

That is some performance today. From everyone. Well done Chels 🏆 PSG humiliated