Pope Leo advocated for an end to the war in Iran. How did Donald Trump respond? By calling him names and cancelling $11 million in funding for Catholic Charities to provide shelter and basic necessities to migrant children.

Nan is 99 today. 10 years have passed since I inadvertently made her go viral for moaning about Paul Pogba and the wildly out-of-control transfer market.

Here’s the letter the Dems have sent to Trump🔥 ‘This is a deeply troubling set of questions, particularly given the vast tide of corruption and self-enrichment that has occurred during your Administration, and your ongoing attempts to seek massive personal payments from the federal government.’

Tens of millions of dollars in settlements that were supposed to go toward Trump's presidential library fund are now apparently missing. "Deeply troubling," Dems wrote to Trump. "Particularly given the vast tide of corruption" that's happened during this admin. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

The orange felon is SOOOOO envious of President Obama and President Biden because he knows he’ll never be their equal.

👇️ Gardening tip 👇️ Did you know, planting nasturtiums near your vegetables is a wildlife-friendly way of controlling pests, as they will attract aphids away from your crops. They can help suppress weeds by covering the soil, and even produce a better crop by attracting pollinators.

Lee Anderson deliberately getting himself ejected from the HoC graphically illustrates why MPs should be barred from having TV programmes. He so obviously did it to provide content for his employer, the risible & far right GB News.

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#BostonMarathon: The marathon has begun and the racers are on their way. The men and women of the BPD are out in full force safeguarding each and every athlete as they make their way towards the finish line of the Boston Marathon. Have a great race everybody!

We murdered three more people in boats today

Slight tangent but was once told of a mix up at a wedding. Someone requested ‘the Robin Hood song’, wanting Everything I do, I do it for you and instead walked in to ‘Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Riding through the glen’

Starmer had a very successful career outside politics and is surely unique in rising to the top in two different professions. Love him or loathe him that takes talent and hard work. What a shame our media seem to hate him for it or is it because he won't play their games or let them set his agenda.

It seems to me that the orange felon wants his war on Iran to continue as a distraction from Epstein. The ‘talks’ are just flimflam with no experienced US negotiators. ‘US navy attacks and seizes Iranian cargo ship, with peace talks due to take place in Pakistan’

“Very incisive from Alex Wickham, UK political editor for Bloomberg “Sources say Olly Robbins felt bound by the rules of the security vetting process NOT to tell the PM, No10 or the foreign secretary about the concerns raised about Mandelson””

Excellent, detailed analysis by the BBC. ‘President Trump's son, Donald Trump Jr, is an investor in Polymarket and sits on its advisory board. He also acts as a strategic advisor to Kalshi and has been contacted by the BBC for comment.’

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Bore da 😊☕️🌼 Here's yesterday's view from below Mumbles Pier at one of the lowest tides of the year. Blue skies, a flat calm sea and a captivating seashore safari! 🦀🐚🐟🪸 Happy Monday 😎

Lawyers using AI fined $110,000. Gift link.

Trump is famously litigious. I assume he sued over this book 5 years ago? 🤔 Because if he didn’t, then 🤷🏼‍♀️

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For non Americans, the 19th Amendment, which these misogynists want to revoke, gives women the right to vote.

There are some real assholes. Jesy needs the medical equipment in it for her twins, the vehicle needs to be found. All details in the link.

39 years ago today, we first met #TheSimpsons! The short “Good Night” (aka “Good Night Simpsons”) first aired on The Tracey Ullman Show on Fox on April 19, 1987. #WorldSimpsonsDay

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses Evening, all… 😊

He’s a very, VERY weird dude 🥴

“Somebody shorted the oil markets today by hundreds of millions of dollars exactly 20 minutes before Trump made his announcement that everything was going to be great. And if you see that once, it could be a coincidence. But that’s happened at least 3x… a pattern.” The most corrupt regime ever.

Arsenal’s legal & trademark dept have the opportunity to do the funniest thing…

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

Sending people to non-home countries is nothing more than a wilful act of hatred Zero support, language barrier, cultural barriers. They know it will greatly reduce the chance of survival for them History books will be busy documenting this admin for decades to come www.bbc.com/news/article...

Three old white men, Trump, Putin and Netanyahu are waging war across the world, killing hundreds of thousands of people and deliberately destroying countries. I have never wished for deaths as hard as I wish for the deaths of those three. May it come soon for all of them.

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Howzat. The failure of Brewdog has left Lords Cricket Ground with a £420,000 debt they won't be able to recover wp.me/p15p2Q-gAe

"From sleeping lions to spitting snakes: a year in the life of London zoo vets. As the zoo celebrates its 200th birthday, photographer David Levene captures the people keeping their (sometimes very dangerous) patients healthy and happy." www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...

Evidence here of a recent outbreak of fun

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Not your average headline 😂 🐻

Our new report: Richard Tice signed accounts wrongly claiming £98,000 of tax exemptions A 🧵 with the evidence:

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#BBCNews - DR Congo accepts first set of deportees from the US www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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If Mamdani and Obama singing The Wheels On The Bus with a group of tiny kids doesn't spark some sort of joy in you, I've got nothing for you.

Three people in California have been sentenced for insurance fraud involving a person in a bear costume damaging high-end cars.

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx.  In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

We got the video of the parachuter at Virginia Tech. They have rescued him at this point and he’s down off the scoreboard. Working to get more info.

Win and a clean sheet! ⚽️ Happy days! 🙌🏼 #MUFC

Incredible thread!

Traders placed over $1bn in perfectly timed bets on the Iran war. What is going on?

How the hell has the stock market not learned that Trump just lies?