This is the exact kind of tone that is needed.

Even Matt Walsh is a pale imitation of what other people have done better. There are no “good” MAGA artists my guy

Make no mistake the Talarico/Paxton race is about who gets to define what “masculine” and subsequently what “Christian” is. (I’ll be writing about this later this week)

It’s not just that it’s astronomically stupid it’s that he says is with that dumb punchable grin the whole time

Ummm.... New Jersey? WTAF?!?!?

Dr. William Orr (by way of Fred Rodgers): "You know Fred there is one thing evil cannot stand and that is forgiveness." (excuse me while I sequester myself in a closet to ponder this for the next mont)

There are so many families where there exists a barrier between parents and children because the parents established a pattern where they couldn’t be trusted emotionally and physically 🧵👇

Here's a grade-by-grade breakdown of the Christian religious content that Texas' State Board of Education proposes to make mandatory for public school students. And... Texas is such a huge textbook market that what starts in TX often doesn't stay in TX. www.houstonchronicle.com/projects/202...

Talarico confronts their entire misogynistic shallow identities and you see their insecurities on full display

Paxton's assumption that most Texans will automatically believe that Talarico is "too low-T" has multiple roots, but one of them is that American evangelicalism has bought that liberals are weak because they have empathy. Imo this is a modern form of docetism endemic to reactionary masculinity.

This entire interaction is why news services need to hire people who are informed in religion and particularly Evangelical history

It’s really telling that A. This is the best shot they’ve got right out of the gate. B. They think this is going to resonate

ALERT: The Riverbottom Nightmare Band has dropped out of Trump’s Freedom 250 concert.

I'm just gonna say- if you're in the DC metro area you need to not be on the roads 3 hours before and 6 hours after this event. There's going to be some packed cars running on caffeine and nicotine coming in and some absolutely drunk troops racing to drive 12 hours to get back to the base before Mon

The moral depravity of the political capture of the American Evangelical church in one picture

One day his name will be taken off of everything he’s desecrated and his legacy will be the National shame his presidency was

This administration can’t even competently put together a concert, but they thought they could win a war?

They are LITERALLY spraying their own guys. This isn’t trained in any sense of the word.

“There is a reason MAGA “Christianity” is exhausting. There is a reason the sickly sweet Hallmark type appeals to “trad” culture and 50s families feels hollow. They’re both facades that promise fake answers to real pain.” open.substack.com/pub/jaymallo...

*Disney has entered the chat

He is going to make SO MUCH money

Well dang it’s gonna be interesting to see who leaves next

We fought a war 250 years ago to get a King’s name off our laws. Now, we have a President forcing his face onto our money just to brand the government like a hotel chain. We didn’t trade a crown for a gold-plated ego. This is a Republic. Not a franchise.

Saint Louis pizza is objectively horrible and Provel is an unholy abomination

Yep when I think of the great American performers over the past (looks up the Commodores) 60+ years these are the artists that definitely come to mind...

Seriously what is up with the spouses? Kegsbreath’s wife is in on briefings too. Are these guys that helpless they need their wives? (Yes)

I know what men need to no longer have authority. Sadly they’re the ones who also have issues with humility

The only word I could come up with is “torture”. There is absolutely no way this is “pro life”.

A painting of George Washington is being used by the Trump administration to argue the founders were devout Christians, but historians have doubts about whether the moment depicted actually happened. n.pr/4wIUdCu

Ken Paxton along with Donald Trump are an evidence of a completely corrupted political party in America. ANY healthy organization, much less political party, would have never wanted to do anything with Paxton. Yet we’re here with the assumption that MAGA gots to win. Everyone knows who Paxton is.

This looks like is was literally ripped from Resident Evil the Village. Seriously which one is the vampire and who is the one playing with dolls?

“How dare you claim that we’re racist!”

Agreed

Imagine if we had known this 10 years ago...

Samson and Delilah, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1528–30 (flipped), 📸 by Jason Miller

Far Side break.

Because when you’re dealing with rockets, explosions (controlled or otherwise), and billions of dollars you sure want to be “mostly” successful

Just a healthy 8

I have a theory that the whole DOJ slush fund scheme was concocted just to get him to stop talking about Jan 6. Imagine an old man who brings up that he won EVERY time you talk to him cause he’s that dementia riddled and narcissistic

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Can we maybe try a Gen X next? Right now boomers have had 6, X has had zero presidents. And we have 40 trillion in debt to show for it

When “complying” with the administration on “DEI” means ERASING their EXISTENCE

I’m in for a night of high art and hilarity

"The curriculum used by many in the homeschooled community isn’t just poor, often it’s straight up propaganda and lies." ~ @jaymallow.bsky.social

Keep going

Reminder that almost all of this was planned by right wing Evangelical white supremacists utterly convinced their policies are given by God.

Yep those are the vibes (also we’ve repeatedly seen the “Family Values” folks be closet freaks)

Please retreat into obscurity and ignoble embarrassment