Wild how the Boy Mayor age for cis white men overlaps with the geriatric pregnancy age

Is it alcoholism?

FFS, Superman

Trump saying republicans should vote to avoid the embarrassment of losing a vote is something

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

Man goes to see Doctor. He says “Doctor, I am depressed, life seems hollow sham” Doctor says “solution is simple. Look at this root vegetable. Looks exactly like a penis” “But Doctor” says man “I am That’s Life star Doc Cox” Great joke. Audience applauds.

Hit me up if you want spoilers for the Epstein files

Techbros: “We reinvented money and now it’s computer money and it’s totally better than old money except also it’s value is still technically calculated by the standard of old money oh ALSO it needs more power than many countries, does your inferior dollar bill need to be plugged in? I THINK NOT.”

Martin Scorsese is 83. I love Marty but he went way overboard de-ageing Pacino & DeNiro in some scenes of The Irishman.

Is there a Nobel Prize for trolling? There should be and Gail would be a dead cert.

1. Clumsy woman in bookshop finds there's more to life than cats. 2. Scientist does vital research but is constantly interrupted by angry villagers. 3. Sad man with superpowers. 4. Man loses everything, but finds joy from helping woman in bookshop. 5. Watch out, it's an SNL person from 1978!

admitting to statutory rape to own the libs

Last Tango in Paris: You'll never put a better bit of butter up your wife.

Not the first to make this point. But there is a tyrant in charge of another country who is accused of being heavily linked to a paedophile sex ring - and supposed ‘patriots’ in this country are passionately willing him to take down our national broadcaster. Madness.

When I chose to study politics for a living I had no idea that politics would get this dumb.

Take a deeper look into the world of #DoctorWho with people who've been involved with it (writing for/about it, acting) or whose lives have been changed by it: fyc.quest/DWEps

Marjorie Taylor Greene says Trump is lying about her interactions with him — and posted their text exchanges today about the Epstein files. A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.

Remember when POTUS wasn't a nine year old bully who's mother never gave him a hug? I miss those days...

One of life's golden rules is never get yourself into a position where you're publicly arguing about the definition of paedophile

But what if I don’t want my home to look like a public toilet where the bog roll housing has fallen off?

Buckle up - because this now amounts to a direct and deliberate attack on our country and its cultural sovereignty. Which side our politicians take - Trump's or the BBC's - over the coming days and weeks will speak volumes about their patriotism.

At the

10% of white people think you have to be white to be English - but 84% of white people disagree with that. Two-thirds of ethnic minorities think Englishness is a civic, not ethnic identity, though 1/4 of minority groups join 1/10 of the majority group in seeing it as ethnically defined (YouGov)

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People don't care about manifestos as much as people in politics & political journalism think they do.

Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18? Jeffery Epstein: Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.

Who knows. For years I thought, "*Now* will they finally say 'enough'?" Is this finally the big—as some have so aptly put it—jailbreak? Let us hope and pray that it is. But let's not hold our breath.

Shame on the BBC for editing his speech in real time to make it total and utter gibberish.

YOU CANNOT CANCEL POKER FACE WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING WHY

Poker Face was one of the best things on TV so of course it’s been cancelled. I like Peter Dinklage but Poker Face was really all about the star quality of Natasha Lyonne. But if they make another version of course I’ll watch it.

Fox Propaganda thinks we are idiots, who have no idea who jacked up tariffs on Brazil that made COFFEE prices go up in the first place. Or who eliminated EV incentives that will cause gasoline demand (and therefore prices) to go up.

45% still approve. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

These patriotic displays have gone a bit too far now, if you ask me.

BREAKING NEWS: Saturday Night Live UK has revealed that Jethro will be head writer for jokes about rural life, everyday situations and adult humour told in his distinctive Cornish accent and storytelling style #SNL #Portion

The BBC and Starmer’s Labour govt share much in common. They’re easily bullied and often afraid, as institutionalised too often are, of exercising their own power. They then appear weak and ineffectual. They’re judged against standards to which their critics would themselves would never adhere...

Best description of everything since 2016 tbh

Many Judge Anderson stories involve her taking a shower, then having her psychic alarm bells go off. Cynics might say it's to provide mild titillation for a mostly male readership. WHAT IF, though, she's literally only had eight showers in her entire life, they're just very poorly-timed?

me waiting for everyone in washington to wake up so i can get more juice

Six months since I last flagged this one, but turns out it's still appropriate.

The Dems should release one damning email a day. Couple this with Trump's clogged arteries and the stress could trigger a fatal heart attack by Christmas.

Just finished listening to this and it's excellent.

Watching Frankenstein on Netflix, and screaming “the books would have all looked new“ at every library scene.

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.