Literally a perfect tribute, a Lego set no one’s going to bother to finish

Charlotte Bartlett, after blowing up MI5: I shall never forgive myself. Her accomplice, Lucy Honeychurch: You always say that, Charlotte, but you always do forgive yourself. Charlotte, nodding: *blows up Westminster Abbey*

Merge two films: Apocalypse Now, Voyager

As a voter who is probably functionally more or less center-left and also not really as much of a “socialist” as I pretend, I gotta say I find this uninspiring, embarrassingly so.

Very bummed to be missing #Airport! #TCMParty

Dear YouTuber: the reflection of your ring light in your glasses is making you look like you have googly eyes.

Friends: a bit of sad personal news. The HDMI1 input on my TV was called home to glory today, after several years of devoted service.

lmao

I wonder which Democrat with national ambitions will chide us for being “disrespectful.”

Happy Pride Month 🌈

BRB buying an ostrich and cart

BRB buying some armadillos.

Classical station playing Arrival of the Queen of Sheba as I park for my regular STI screen is *chef’s kiss*.

I really want to donate the few pennies I can save from the egg and butter money to deserving candidates but man I do not want more mail, email, or text messages.

Happy Pride Month!

On the topic of unsolved mysteries: I can accept, in Fantasia, that after Mickey murders the broom with an axe every splinter comes alive as a separate broom. But where do all the buckets come from?

Pre-ordered. Judge me if you must.

Secretary of state’s primary results page is loading . . . slowly.

Randomly remembered this gem from Reddit

My favorite is Roses are Red Violets are Blue Singular They Predates Singular You

This album definitely has a long, pretentious rock opera-inspired track that I will publicly scorn and privately screech along to in the shower.

#HowToMarryAMillionaire #TCMParty

The role of the exterior of their apartment building was played by 36 Sutton Place. #HowToMarryAMillionaire #TCMParty

I think I count four women in this orchestra. #HowToMarryAMillionaire #TCMParty

Here for a bit of #HowToMarryAMillionaire. #TCMParty

I think the only times we see Dorothy and Lorelei in the same dress is when they’re performing and at their wedding. #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

Marilyn just nails this role. #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

That cobalt blue on Marilyn! #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

I mean, a woman doesn’t just carry jewelry around in a purse getting all tangled and scratched! #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

He went to law school after the war. Rick’s struggled after Rick left town and being a croupier wasn’t satisfying anymore. In the end, though, he became an interior decorator in New York. #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Marni Nixon. #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

I got my bondage chandelier at IKEA. Affordable, but a nightmare to assemble! #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

Lorelei, that’s being unreasonable! Well, goodbye, then. #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

🎵🎶Say, what’s in this drink?🎵🎶 #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

#IfIHadADime #TCMParty #GentlemenPreferBlondes

Dorothy and Lorelei and Malone are gonna start singing 🎶🎵Baby it’s hot inside . . .🎶🎵 #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

Take it easy, pal. Somehow she became a widow since yesterday. #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

It’s definitely tangerine. #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

Norma Varden is fabulous but she’s insane to carry her tiara in her purse. #GentlemenPreferBlondes #CTCMParty

I should be so bored! #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

OnlyFans: The Musical! #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

I adore this lavender on Marilyn. I say this every time I watch this movie. #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

The sooner male Olympians go back to wearing only tight flesh-colored shorty shorts, the better. #GentlemenPreferBlondes #TCMParty

Also . . . I never post enough about how the opening gowns (by one of my favorite designers, William Travilla) in GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES (1953) are amongst some of my favorite garments in film. K. That's all. Carry on. ♡ #TCMParty #GentlemenPeferBlondes

“Bye, Bye Baby” is easily my second favorite tune in #GentlemenPreferBlondes. #TCMParty

YOU CAN DO BETTER DOROTHY. #GentlemenPreferPreferredBlondes #TCMParty

I may have to consult Dreyer’s English on this, but I think the “P” in “prefer” should be capitalized and it doesn’t look like it is. #GentlemenPreferredBlondes #TCMParty

Ahem.