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Blackadder, and I’m not even kidding. Haunts me to this day.

I have a long-running list of surprising eponyms, and in this dark time I wish to share my amusement with you. To clarify, an eponym is something named for a person. “Newton’s Laws” are called that for Isaac Newton. A surprising eponym is just that. So, let’s begin. Eponyms/0

Ahem. 👇🏻

Rewatching #HeatedRivalry, and have two random observations: first, Shane owns a dildo and, second, none of these actors can hide their Canadian short Os.

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

TFW you have to send passive-aggressive texts to the friend who is supposed to be feeding your cat but hasn’t been to your house all day according to the alarm history.

Not gonna lie, I’m pleased with this skytweet.

Now picturing the cast of Meet Me in St. Louis updated to mid-century times and transported to Las Vegas. Tcmp

“you won’t get away with this”

What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life? For me …

Things I am annoyed about this morning: 1. Book I had planned to read on my flight had not, in fact, downloaded to Kindle on my home WiFi l, despite appearances, and is now taking forever to download on the sketchy slow airport WiFi.

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Becoming a little obsessed with #HeatedRivalry. I have a lot of thoughts that, for the foreseeable future I will spare you, but I’m feeling an appreciation for the romance genre. Because the main couple must be together, it feels radical to attach that narrative imperative to a gay couple.

Ahem.👇

Even in dark times, a perfect skytweet can exist.

BRB moving to France to live exclusively on Coco Crack.

I mean . . .

Just made a charitable donation and dutifully clicked the box to cover processing fees and then it asked me if I always wanted to add a tip, which . . . what?

This, too, is America to me.

I wonder if the aliens forget which way they’re facing. “You’re talking to my back, Nancy.” #TCMParty

She’s just going to leave her purse in the hallway? #TCMParty

Stock Footage vs. the Flying Saucers #TCMParty

Let me remind you that we have nine days left. One of those days is already half gone. I’m going to spend the remaining half day circling this number. #TCMParty

🎶🎵When Mercury is in perihelion . . .🎶🎵 #TCMParty

Some of their messages were a plan of attack. The rest were shitposting. #TCMParty

🎶🎵They’re humanoid and they’re ancient . . .🎶🎵 #TCMParty

Aliens using St. Elmo’s fire to disrupt our space program. #TCMParty

Playwright, scientist—what can’t he do? #TCMParty

Let’s all just have our unprotected ears right next to this gizmo that generates ultra high frequency sound waves. #TCMParty

I’ll never remember all this latitude and longitude stuff. Could you write it down for me? #TCMParty

So the aliens are basically AI. #TCMParty

An aroused public demands more than answers! #TCMParty

Time for the anal probe! #TCMParty

Aliens are all “Klaatu bara . . . wait, how does it go?” #TCMParty

It’s nice to have your dad along on your honeymoon. #TCMParty

I’m assuming they got married in a hurry because they, you know, had to. #TCMParty

I like his windowpane check trousers. #TCMParty

Here for Lloyd Richards vs. the Flying Saucers. #TCMParty

“Wait, what? This planet is going to be flung out of the solar system?” #WhenWorldCollide #TCMParty

That poor little dog, giving birth to those (relatively) huge puppies. #TCMParty #WhenWorldsCollide

As far as I can tell, the special effects Oscar that #WinWorldsCollide received was a non-competitive award, given to the studio not individuals. #TCMParty

My friend, I have some unhappy news about how money your money matters at this point. #TCMParty #WhenWorldsCollide

Well, if this guy doesn’t go then there’s room for the dog. #TCMParty #WhenWorldsCollide

Does everyone get one box lunch for the flight? #TCMParty #WhenWorldsCollide

I have seen this, but can’t remember much about it. #TCMParty #WhenWorldsCollide

Close-up of unnamed couple surely means one goes and one doesn’t. #TCMParty #WhenWorldsCollide