Morgan unleashed. 😤

*sad voice* hydration break, anyone?

Just watched this on Netflix - James McAvoy is terrifying. And my rule still stands - never give “holiday friends” your contact details. #SpeakNoEvil

I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.

It’s all over. World Cup over , Wimbledon over. Nothing to distract you but the terrifying reality of your own thoughts now. Never mind, it’ll be autumn soon where everything dies.

Folks complaining the actors in The Odyssey don't look Ancient Greek are oddly nostalgic for the era when John Wayne was apparently the most qualified Mongolian on Earth.

Paredes congratulating the Spanish players. #SPAARG #ESPARG

The perfect ending to this tournament is……. You all know where I am going with this…..

I love seeing Javier Bardem happy.

Can you even IMAGINE winning the WC 😭 Well done Spain. ‘Ave that you little rats. Night all

I know I say this too often, but I miss Golden Goal

I want Messi CryCam on the Red Button, pronto. THAT'S WHAT THE BBC COULD DO FOR ME #SPAARG

TAPAS AND SANGRIA FOR EVERYONE!

Both sides really, really trying hard to avoid having to meet Donald Trump at a trophy ceremony.

Argentina could be the 1st team to win the WC without a single shot on target

ENZO

Award it on points like boxing, Spain won this half an hour ago

Dreadful game so far

It’s 100% Nigella - you can almost visualise her in black silk as she tweets.

Eloquently put Nigella

Rooney saying the half time show was crap 🤣

Loved that Madge did “Music”

Okay I did not have "Muppet cover of Seven Nation Army" on my bingo card

TED LASSO!

A half-time show is an anti-football abomination. Players have gone through their career used to normal break. That rhythm disrupted, in the biggest game of their careers. It's of a piece with absurdly high ticket prices and Balogun controversy - Fifa ushering this through.

Madge should have chucked them both out the car 😂

If Madge doesn’t do Don’t Cry for Me Argentina - I’m done

This is atrocious

F*** me - Robbie Williams in a Jimmy Saville tracksuit

I really can’t call this match. Hope it’s entertaining Hope Spain win

THANK YOU JESUS

Most entertaining pointless game I’ve seen - well done England - finish on a high at least.

JUUUUUUUUUDE!

This is the real Quiz! #FRAENG

Thank you Agent Malo Gusto

As long as Mbappe gets Golden Boot over Messi

The commentators were so cocky at half time - giving the French no chance. Humble pie…..

Now this game is interesting

One more and we keep the Bayeux Tapestry!

What a nothing game - Kane knows it, I know it.

Can you spot us? 😂 #whereswally #LondonDL

Loved seeing Keeley race against Femke Bol for the 1st time. #LondonDL

Gratuitous topless shot of Duplantis & his wife is tiny and stunning #LondonDL

Ruby Red Raspberries in Chardonnay Jelly is #RecipeOfTheDay! It’s luscious beyond words, and not actually that much harder to make than jelly/Jell-O out of cubes, but this is just exquisite. By the way, do feel free to use any other mellow and fruity white wine. www.nigella.com/recipes/ruby...