Regarding Ronaldo:

Obviously it’s immensely satisfying to see pictures of Ronaldo crying, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that he’ll still be crying off camera in the dressing room and possibly in his hotel room and maybe even on the flight home

Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person

Obviously it’s delightful to see Ronaldo crying but let’s spare a moment to enjoy Bernardo Silva upset too.

Properly just LOLLed at BBC CryCam #PORSPA

'One for the purists' #PORSPA

Ronaldo tears v Neymar tears

That'll do, ref #PORSPA

Hook it directly to my veins

Hope The BBC have got someone on the Cristiano Ronaldo weeping cam. Perhaps a livestream on the Red Button. #PORSPA

Entire timeline:

LOL @ Cristiano Ronaldo's sour wee face #PORSPA

GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL

Well France must be shitting themselves

I'd give anything for a hydration break #PORSPA

Yearning for more stories about Danny Murphy's cat, Bob. #PORSPA

It’s a bit #PorSpa #WorldCup

Oh no, its started again #PORSPA

Missed most of the first half of #PORSPA due to Arthur Fery victory, and turned over to hear Danny Murphy saying it has been 'intriguing', so I dodged a bullet there,

Absolutely brilliant tennis, already a legend.

YESSSSSSS ARTHUR FERY

tie break noooooooooo

If Arthur Fery could wrap up a victory over Dimitrov before Spain v Portugal, he would have the gratitude of the nation.

See? Only 4x the altitude of Pendle Hill. No drama.

Tuchel getting stuck into the refereeing, you love to see it.

I'm going to sound like Harry Kane when I get to work in 4 hours

People who opted to watch the replay at 7am should have to sit through an hour’s rain delay because they couldn’t be arsed to stay up. #VoteBinface #MEXENG

Show me pictures of weeping Mexicans

OK that was a victory

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

My nerves are shot

Ref is going to end up carding himself at this rate #MEXENG

I don't think any of us will ever be quite the same after this. #MEXENG

Eleven minutes? FUCK OFF

*youth pastor voice*

Hydration break #WorldCup #MEXENG

These mariachi twats.

I literally never want to hear from Darren Cann ever again #MEXENG

what even is this game

it is impossible to post about this game because something else happens before your finish the last thought

So, just half an hour and eleventy three minutes of stoppage time left.

Right lets park the bus.

GOAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Gordon is playing out of his skin, what a legend.

PENALTYYYYY

NOT NOW DARREN CANN

This is less than ideal #MEXENG