Hearing Big Sam is willing to step in until the end of the financial year.

Look, I'll do the DG job for half what he was on, but I must warn you that I will : Cancel Eastenders and divert that budget into the UK Eurovision effort Set up a channel devoted solely to #TOTP repeats Reinstate Vinyl Revival to BBC Radio Manchester on a Saturday night.

tuning into BBC News

The BBC reporting on itself is always fun

Dove si Balla below Samantha Mumba is nothing short of a disgrace, tbh #NFC100

The Kolors at 333? People, where is the taste? #NFC100

Italian victory, I'll allow it. Gabbani robbed again, though. #NFC100

Assuming Francesco Gabbani is number one, yes? #NFC100

UMK absolutely storming this vote #NFC100

Oh, come the fuck on. #NFC100

ONE LAST TIIIIIIIMEEEEEEE #NFC100

Monument is possibly the most robbed song at any national final EVER #NFC100

WHATTTTTTTTTTT

*reads one email at work* #celebritytraitors

Need a Croydon Boxpark reaction shot #celebritytraitors

Avanti West Coast if you try to use their WiFi: #celebritytraitors

HIS LITTLE FACE! #CelebrityTraitors

Someone gif that Nick ‘oh fuck’ please. #CelebrityTraitors

OH MY GOD HE‘S ONLY GONE AND BLOODY DONE IT

OH MY ACTUAL DAYS #celebritytraitors

Nick's facial expressions in this round are BAFTA worthy #celebritytraitors

Why call them The Traitors when Catalan Separatists is right there #celebritytraitors

Nick going straight for Alan and Cat. #CelebrityTraitors

Also, I have 'Embers' by James Newman as my ear worm. The universe both gives and takes away. 🎺

Frantically busy day at work, then @niallfulton.uk messages to say he's scored Melfest tickets for us.

YES #forgotten80s

*browses Pages from Ceefax jauntily* #forgotten80s

Nick right now like... #celebritytraitors

Emily Maitlis right now like...

The Channel 5 documentary department right now like...

VANILLA NINJAAAAAAAAAA? Tallinn 2027 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Petition to have Claudia Winkleman's fringe declared an UNESCO World Heritage Site

Kate waiting on the chess board. #CelebrityTraitors

also how the hell has Kate Garraway survived this? by being so useless that no one could ever suspect her? #celebritytraitors

LOLLLLLL #celebritytraitors

Cat making an absolute mug out of Stephen, you love to see it #celebritytraitors

Absolutely fuming #celebritytraitors

NO NOT MARK BONNAR #celebritytraitors

They are not good at this. #celebritytraitors

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

The definitive version: youtu.be/CubKONoAR5Y?... #forgotten80s

Chris Rea is also extremely underrated #forgotten80s

Alabaster/master, top quality work there, lads #forgotten80s

The Christians are extremely underrated, in this essay I will #forgotten80s

Ver Fizz! *pages @snathe.bsky.social urgently* #forgotten80s

Just checked the weather for Rome from midweek #holidays