Me too, Bluesky. Me too.

Update: This Perfect Day by The Saints followed by a bit of Stiff Little Fingers seems to have done the trick 👍

Occasionally noisy neighbours have picked the sunniest day of the year for it, so I’m treating them to some Northern Irish punk. Hope they’re big fans of Rudi and Therapy?

I love this brother and sister in law combo #raceacrosstheworld

Alternatively, they could just get the ferry over to Dubrovnik and sack the whole thing off. #raceacrosstheworld

New series idea: Race Gently Around Southern Italy #raceacrosstheworld

These Scouse lads seem very sweet #raceacrosstheworld

Sorrento, I miss you. #raceacrosstheworld

Teacher spending all their time daydreaming about travel, you say? #raceacrosstheworld

Italy have now failed to qualify for the last three World Cups, meaning they will not play in Trump's America, having also avoided playing in Russia (2018) and Qatar (2022) is there a chance they're doing this on purpose

It's time, Radio 2.

Look, he was never going to get away with nicking all those KitKats, the BBC wouldn't protect him.

@tomas.suchfun.tv @niall.suchfun.tv My mum has been vindicated - Scott Mills has been sacked by the BBC!

Insane voting tonight.

SGP results remain unfathomable to me.

Alo Joks robbed here #SGP2026

These jury votes are killing me #SGP2026

Drama! In the joiking! #SGP2026

Lars-Ante Kuhmunen robbed I will never forgive #SGP2026

This is completely brilliant.

@tomas.suchfun.tv yep, Sami GP veteran...

Let the joiking begin!

And whilst we're at it, the Czechs can piss off as well.

Those Yugoslavian pricks.

LETS GO WALESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Mentally, I'm still here www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWOR...

Me in Gdansk Airport on a Sunday night, after a weekend partying in Sweden.

Mini break is over, best to get back to key priorities

First hit of Polish beer in Gdansk after drinking Scandi cider

I only bopped to KAJ and Medina and walked through the Mall of Scandinavia

Mentally I'm here:

Apple photos randomly throwing up pictures of my nemesis, who can I sue?

Getting out of Strawberry Arena like #melfest

Favourite new reaction just dropped 😂 #Melfest #Melfest2026 #Melodifestivalen #Melodifestivalen2026

🇸🇪 FELICIA is the winner of Melodifestivalen 2026 with her song "My System" and will represent Sweden in Vienna. She earned 161 points, winning both the televote and the international jury. Greczula finished in second place with 134 points, while Medina completes the podium.

Medina robbed I can never forgive #melfest

And there we have it #melfest

STOP THE COUNT #melfest

That KAJ interval act was worth the sprint through three airports on the way #melfest

Melfest has saved us all.

KAJ x Herreys, exactly what the world needs #Melfest

Is there anything to be said for sending KAJ again?

THE LADS ARE HERE #melfest

OMG the drama #melfest

Voting as haphazard as ever #melfest

OK that KICKED OFF in the Arena #melfest

UNDO MY BOP #Melfest

Sanna meet us in Espresso House tomorrow for hangout as per previous message #melfest

Madam, I admire your commitment to PPE. #Melfest