my mii fell in love with my puppygirl finally!! one more step (marriage) before we can be divorced!! YAY

i always knew my 100% rayon beach button up shirt thing would look good one day

hello i heard there was a grandpa convention ??

ok the outfit IS cunty but i forgot my tits got huge so its a tiny bit tight

men's wear x abdl columnist: top linen for the summer that conceal diaper lines

want a cunty look this summer? wear argyle socks.

ME: Ah, but one of us only lies and the other tells only the truth! OTHER GUY: (to the adventures) He does this every time. You guys can just go in

my calendar still says the 19th. i have been so busy i forgot to partake in the joy of removing a day from the calendar for a week

Leon

omg chill you FREAKY OLD MAN

anyone else get mindlessly horny while writing semantic commit messages that contain "feat" because you say "feet" in your head. me neither

can miis get divorced. i want mine to get divorced

"The logical outcome of fascism is an aestheticization of political life" - Walter Benjamin

star butterfly🌟

you serve from the right, suck from the left. we've figured this out for centuries

I added Mishima to my island and he’s in love with Satoshi from Higurashi now

I look at a callout "is it illegal stuff or drawings of fictional beings?" "trust me bro, it's evil, very evil" I look it's the most popular fictional kink ever

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social murder is the correct term here i am not sure what the quotes are for. engels was correct on this one. it has a real force of effect.

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

こん🦊🌼 #illustration

got new pants and damn my ass. do i shit from that??

can oomfs that fuck with vtubers explain this to me. is the fuwawa stuff two actual siblings who are vtubing as lovers, two lovers vtubing as siblings, or just two random people vtubing as siblings and giving off lover vibes for content.

omg i may have the fucking cuntiest outfit ever lined up today

why are paperback books like 20€ what happened as a society. that's how much i pay for properly bound hardcovers.

lol

i refuse to believe angband needed meson

hugo has got that sauce baby

SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?" 1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff." 2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone." 3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

This is so Wes Anderson, I can almost hear the affectless Jason Schwartzmann voiceover saying "My mother used to design undercover disguises for the Stasi"

らくがき。

my mom: "electrician left, you can roam around naked again" ...

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

bb put me on her island but i don’t know if it’s going as planned

my tub drain is on the far end, and it's controls are also on the far end. this is a ploy by big bath to keep me in the bath for longer

reached the peak of pedophile paranoia in society, people are declaring the pragmata kid as ugly. pretty soon everyone will say every kid is ugly as hell even when no one asks

if anyone can id match these pants and find the vest that goes with it ill kiss u

got new pants and damn my ass. do i shit from that??

i saw something about the mr beast lawsuit and i do not understand what it could possibly mean. what do they mean he goes to the bathroom but not to go to the bathroom. is he jerking off or something? what?

Pick up the nearest book, turn to p. 42, and post the second sentence: "Warum denken Sie nicht, dass er der Kommende ist, der von Ewigkeit her bevorsteht, der Zukünftige, die endliche Frucht eines Baumes, dessen Blätter wir sind?" Briefe an einen jungen Dichter

Was about to do a whole ramble about this but then against my own will, my brain spat out the mental image of Shigeru Miyamoto wearing a "I <3 SISCON YURI" shirt under his blazer, and I started dissociating in real time

wide pants supreme [wardrobe] #inART #いなート

Somehow a daily experience

No shit, Sherlock.

made a new mii that i’m kind of obsessed with ngl

your hero content is so good you want to hide most of it behind a horizontal fold?

going to start reading Briefe an einen jungen Dichter as well

hate my stupid chud life that wants to learn french

apparently you can't be poly in tomodachi so my mii is struggling between loving my wife and loving my puppygirl and its so embarassing