dear diary, today was a good day. I saw a weevil, they were cute

An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place. We’re sunset visitor 斜陽過客, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove You’re Human. Published by our friends at @blacktabbygames.com. s.team/a/4533950

oh fuck it's Śmigus-dyngus happy Śmigus-dyngus

when you die your voice gets added to the chorus of the kidz bop cover of bring me to life (2003) youtu.be/aSgkYo8S3Zc?...

Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.

Sagittarius: We are all stardust but you have an abnormally high lint content too.

Rainbow Brite's ✨friend✨ ?!?!??!! this is Twink erasure

sorry I'm late boss I saw a coyote on my way to work and had to google the spiritual meaning of seeing a coyote in the morning

I MISS STREETPASS

fuck it, AO3 on the 3DS

nostalgia is wild because what do you mean I'm listening to the pokemon gold soundtrack and sobbing right now

this was crazy

some girl at this bar said she liked my luna moth necklace and I said thanks and that I love moths and she said "you look like you would love moths" okay???? ((she is probably right though))

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

lol it's 2026 and I finally figured out how to connect my phone to my car with bluetooth

okay but why are all the little guys in this haunted house lego set kinda hot though

I LOVE YOU CHAPPELL BONE 😭

okay but why am I crying about the puppy bowl right now?!

wine drunk on a tuesdayyyyyy whaddup skanks

I have no butt and I must fart

what was up with those guys at the mall in the 90s who would write your name on a single grain of rice and sell it to you in a necklace

if I had one dollar for every cute lady who said my hair was cute today I would have two whole dollars :D

my mom just came up to me and asked "do you know why cute people are always busy?" and I was uhhh why? and she goes "I'll tell you later, I'm busy 🤪" okay Cindy!!!

finally went to the doctor and it turns out I'm not dying yay ❤️

at my physical and my blood pressure is pretty much perfect, which is very surprising considering The Horrors

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Fuck ICE!

random thought of the day, I kind of wanna get contacts just in case I ever end up as a masquerade

imagine hating me but I'm just in my house making my new goose mittens smooch sloppy style

do you have games on ur phone

ugh mannnnn why are bodies so garbage

there is a secret sauce that makes male video game characters irresistible to women (regardless of sexuality) and it is called “making them a little pathetic”

been into DmC lately and I've decided that I really really need to photoshop Dante with a flower crown

1000xRESIST is one of the most remarkable games I've played in years. It's great.

one of my new co-workers said he doesn't like cats because they're "too sneaky." vibe check = not passed

Morning.

fuck doom scrolling I'm doing watercolors now

@whimsology.bsky.social "wild that you can use water to change the colors...I guess that's why they're called watercolors" me "actually they're called that because the guy that invented them was colorblind, so when someone saw them and said 'wow nice colors', he was like 'what are colors'"

@whimsology.bsky.social devil may guy

Lots of possibilities.

a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing

Pspspspsps. 📸 mariahcarb

The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose

a bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

fuck doom scrolling, I'm going back to buzzfeed where I can find out what kind of rodent I am based on a five course meal of my choosing

its 2026 and I'm over here googling codes for bubsy

lol winter just started but I have spring fever ahhhhh