heard someone at my job talking about how she personally used chat gpt to write a book report for her elementary school aged daughter, chat are we cooked? 💀💀💀

this is my kind of company motto right here

we are sooooo fucking back

dudes I was just thinking about really wanting a snack and someone just brought us donuts at work, hashtag manifesting 🔮✨

if any psychic wizards are reading my mind right now I hope you're enjoying the intensity of which I'm thinking about crab rangoons

one of my coworkers just asked me if I've ever heard of an "older anime called death note" I'm deceased bye

quick what should I sing for karaoke

I had a dream last night that someone texted me to tell me "don't be the cheeks, be the whole asset" and I don't know what that means but it sounds profound

going from long hair to medium hair is great actually, I haven't washed it in 3 days and it still looks so good?!

saw a cool bug on my way into my job and I was about to crouch down to take a picture of it but someone opened the door for me so I couldn't :(

saw this book at b&n and it called to me like the green goblin mask

dear diary, today was a good day. I saw a weevil, they were cute

An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place. We’re sunset visitor 斜陽過客, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove You’re Human. Published by our friends at @blacktabbygames.com. s.team/a/4533950

oh fuck it's Śmigus-dyngus happy Śmigus-dyngus

when you die your voice gets added to the chorus of the kidz bop cover of bring me to life (2003) youtu.be/aSgkYo8S3Zc?...

Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.

Sagittarius: We are all stardust but you have an abnormally high lint content too.

Rainbow Brite's ✨friend✨ ?!?!??!! this is Twink erasure

sorry I'm late boss I saw a coyote on my way to work and had to google the spiritual meaning of seeing a coyote in the morning

I MISS STREETPASS

fuck it, AO3 on the 3DS

nostalgia is wild because what do you mean I'm listening to the pokemon gold soundtrack and sobbing right now

this was crazy

some girl at this bar said she liked my luna moth necklace and I said thanks and that I love moths and she said "you look like you would love moths" okay???? ((she is probably right though))

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

lol it's 2026 and I finally figured out how to connect my phone to my car with bluetooth

okay but why are all the little guys in this haunted house lego set kinda hot though

I LOVE YOU CHAPPELL BONE 😭

okay but why am I crying about the puppy bowl right now?!

wine drunk on a tuesdayyyyyy whaddup skanks

I have no butt and I must fart

what was up with those guys at the mall in the 90s who would write your name on a single grain of rice and sell it to you in a necklace

if I had one dollar for every cute lady who said my hair was cute today I would have two whole dollars :D

my mom just came up to me and asked "do you know why cute people are always busy?" and I was uhhh why? and she goes "I'll tell you later, I'm busy 🤪" okay Cindy!!!

finally went to the doctor and it turns out I'm not dying yay ❤️

at my physical and my blood pressure is pretty much perfect, which is very surprising considering The Horrors

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Fuck ICE!

random thought of the day, I kind of wanna get contacts just in case I ever end up as a masquerade

imagine hating me but I'm just in my house making my new goose mittens smooch sloppy style

do you have games on ur phone

ugh mannnnn why are bodies so garbage

there is a secret sauce that makes male video game characters irresistible to women (regardless of sexuality) and it is called “making them a little pathetic”

been into DmC lately and I've decided that I really really need to photoshop Dante with a flower crown

1000xRESIST is one of the most remarkable games I've played in years. It's great.

one of my new co-workers said he doesn't like cats because they're "too sneaky." vibe check = not passed

Morning.