randomly thinking about the time in fifth grade when I made a batch of ✨historically accurate✨ corn bread for a book report and everyone said it was gross :(

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

hot take, maybe a lukewarm take??? but the first live action Scooby Doo movie fucking rules

went on hike today and overheard an older couple talking about Ronald Reagan and another group of teenagers talking about tentacles, something something the duality of man

what's the deal with barrel jeans?

okay but I am literally obsessed with this though, thanks @jetpackbraggin.bsky.social 💕

went for a walk in the rain today, got myself a little treat, took a nap, and now I'm making a big ol pot of soup and walking around in my jammies #thriving

What's up, Wakers. Just listed the cute color Alan Pocket set over on my etsy. It's like the normal set but adorable. Available to ship starting next week. shawnjpb.etsy.com/listing/4385...

Resident Evil 8 (2021)

it must've been a good omen because I ended up buying it heeeehehehoooooehhaha

finally all moved in to my new car and officially part of the subie gang I guess :)

Sometimes the world puts an image onto your plate as if it were a bizarre dinner & rather than selfishly hoarding it to yourself, you instead feel the need to share & spread it out wide open to the whole entire universe like the wonderful cheeky gift that it is. What a magical planet we live on! ❤️🙃👍🏾

the circus is empty and all the clowns are here

finally found a car, the curse has been lifted!!!!

yeah so car shopping makes me wanna die actually :D

as a wise man one said, everything is FUCKED, everybody SUCKS

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

Got my performance review.

not to be a crazy person but the fact that this car had a grasshopper on it is probably a good omen right

well the bright side about getting a new car is that I can cover it with new stickers

no but really what the FUCK is up with the vibes this week

well 10 years and 250k miles later my car finally shat the bed :C

feeling this extra hard lately

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

Bruh

oh yeah so I got mistaken for a high schooler last night somehow, despite the fact that I'm 6 feet tall and also in my thirties

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

things I'm currently obsessed with in no particular order: old bay seasoning, Balatro, and Indian food (specifically paneer). that's it that's the post

today was a good day ☺️

man there's so much in this world to cry about but it's important that we keep going

day drunk on a sundayyyyyy

Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen

This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.

do you ever think about the way bugs perceive time?

man cool video games that I like need to stop releasing cool merch, I'm already broooooke

what i gathered from finishing this game is that she deserves every single good thing ever #1000xresist

I saw a possum last night runnin like this across the street it was so cute.

not to sound like a peasant or anything but this bread and water is HITTING

so, @sunsetvisitor.studio got my friend @whimsology.bsky.social to play... found this on my desk this morning because ~somebody~ just reached the ending

look at this SHIT doesn't it SUCK wouldn't you think my collection is FUCKED

aaaaaa!!!!

today was a really good day ☺️

shout out to the random lady at Costco who said my hair was ✨amazing✨ and asked me how it feels to be god's favorite, I'm gonna be so annoying about this

getting my halloween costume together even though it's only August

Our fanwork of the month for July are these two fantastic toy sets by shawnJPB! 🎨 @jetpackbraggin.bsky.social Do you have fanworks you'd like to share with us? Submit them to our community hub: community.remedygames.com #alanwake2

local woman in her 30s won't shut up about kpop demon hunters, more news at 11

really appreciating the onion as physical media.

imagine if the B-52s did a cover of bring me to life, I'm imagining what the rappy bit at the end would sound like and heheheh

morning mood