me, after coming up with a revolutionary idea and then immediately forgetting it for ever

My hottest Star Wars take is that the ghor hotel clerk’s delivery of “rebellions are built on hope” was not ascerbic enough. We are talking in the looming shadow of imperial contempt and they’re already excusing tomorrow’s slaughter. “I hope it works out for you” sure thanks lmao you too.

People keep asking Alan Moore questions about comics he's disowned when they could spend more time asking him questions about things he actually gives a shit about—and get answers as glorious as this.

i had not felt fomo until i gazed upon the magiccon vegas kittendome

jace said read theory? what is happening

Got a haircut and am now the proud owner of roughly one trillion tiny hairs which I am storing behind my eyes.

(showing you a handful of dry cheerios) yeah so this is my every day carry

Tomaž Šalamun, tr. Sonja Kravanja

Your voice really matters right now. If you would like show your support, join us in requesting that Wizards and Hasbro voluntarily recognize our union by signing our petition at cwa.org/uwotcletter

If we cut obvious all-timers like Closer and anything else that has its own halo, it’d be down to mood whether it’s Heresy Ringfinger At the heart of it all Head down With honourable mention to La Mer, which is just an interesting little song to listen to. bsky.app/profile/soph...

People / are just too attractive! Heather Christle (@heatherchristle.bsky.social)

"las vegas exclusive magic cargo sweatpants" seem like the kind of thing that aren't laundered but instead need to be broken up with a ball peen hammer every few weeks

magic Con vegas is this weekend! Please come and see this very wacky D&D game! Great players! Box text! A final boss encounter playtesters referred to as “genuinely upsetting!” mcvegas.mtgfestivals.com/en-us/experi...

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

what an interesting shirt what does it mean?

Had to bust out the name book which means everybody gets a peek at my favorite section

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

life cycle

bill hicks everyone can see your likes bill hicks stop

I would be more excited for alien isolation 2 if the first game had not felt like twelve hours of first person towers of Hanoi puzzles

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

I would open STFU’s, the bar and bookstore where you STFU.

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

my gyre? tight. my beast? smooth. my centre? on hold.

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

Us skittering across this uncertain world

Six months of asking for better security and those idiots in ops decide what we need are weapons lockers. My people are technicians, not guards! Best case it's just more to get stolen since the code on the lockers is just 0000. I'm going straight to Miller with this, I think she's in Environmental.

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

For the 90s headz, From @jakearmy_ on Instagram.

close enough -- welcome back, boulton paul defiant bsky.app/profile/spec...

eagerly anticipating a new boards of canada album like:

the beautiful spirit of Forums is alive

One last repost, as I am very happy with how this story turned out

look, the pope is just hopelessly naïve about Augustinian doc...[Serena Williams' tennis serve pushes my degloved torso skin through a cauterized hole in my chest]

lol

Speculation around the return of Boards Of Canada has further intensified following the presence of a number of mysterious posters in different worldwide locations, with Warp Records sharing social media posts of the images buff.ly/zMLwCBk

A movie duo that would definitely have a podcast:

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time