This is just Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms

Hee hee well, the other day, you know, I had a ricochet eucharist... A ricochet eucharist is the kind of a eucharist that's supposed to bounce back off the wall and transubstantiate in your mouth... Hee hee hee if it don't bounce back... hee hee you get excommunicated! Bow bow bow

y'all need to REALLY REALLY YELL ABOUT THIS. leave messages, send emails, call them when theyre in their offices tomorrow, YOU NEED TO BE LOUD ABOUT THIS. www.congress.gov/members/find...

The reason there are so many transfem puppygirls is because of the lingering influence of puppy dogs' tails when interacting sugar, spice, and everything nice.

-a new comm is finished! 😊-

I will never apologize for a post

my wife pointed out that Vivi was created as a weapon with a shortened lifespan, so the ban makes sense from a flavour perspective

Some inspirational graffiti at the Gold Creek trail head

Inspired Tinkering is one of the most splashable card advantage and ramp/fixing cards in my collection. I play it in every R+ deck and I'm never disappointed to cast it (unless I hit an X spell 🙃). I'm surprised that isn't on your list, Kristen. You're the one that turned me on to it, after all!

The world would be immensely better if more religions and their believers had even a tenth of the dedication the Sikhs do to doing good for people with no gatekeeping or expectations of anything other than "you are a fellow human in need and we can help you"

IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.

Come, Nerevar. Friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the heart and the mushrooms, and bring the bay leaf. I have need of it.

🌩️We hit 1.7K followers!🌩️ to celebrate, I am putting together a deck and asking YOU NERDS for cards to add! It will be a Zinnia offspring deck, which *may* be a reference to a certain hedgehog post that still haunts me to this day I want to build a cursed deck full of cards from all of you 💖 (1/2)

Real “Daniel vs. The cooler Daniel” energy

Hi there ! #Portfolioday I'm Sinistrale, I mainly draw myths/nature with a deep love for them <3 Hope you like it :)

the shit you're doing now WILL be seen by newer trans folk in a couple of decades as really backwards, or really forwards, and you'll be both worshipped and demonised no matter what. The only commonality is push against the fuckers against us all, punch up, solidarity etc. i'm going back to bed.

question for you all!! What’s your favorite way to enjoy magic without spending a ton of money on secret lairs or buying UB cards or buying tickets to FNMs or having friends or playing magic?

From @jespermyrfors.bsky.social, The Dark set art director over on Facebook: “The Magic: The Gathering release The Dark was 100% a commentary on the evils and hypocrisy of bigoted right wing Christians…” Some cards for context and the set list: scryfall.com/sets/drk

A grateful rusalka thanks an alkonost for the peace her song has brought her. A sketch for Vivid Shadows 2025. #vividshadows #rusalka #alkonost @monstrifex.bsky.social @jillsuccubus.bsky.social

Adding another cheap food resource via Tumblr www.toogoodtogo.com

hmm

I've been thinking about Matt Furie a lot during this period of political frog realignment, so I made this comic dedicated to him.

Paladin Angua #art #fantasyart #pinup

Unpleasant Dreams...

You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

It's much the same way that the American left is treated as a Schrodinger's Bloc: simultaneously vital enough that if even one leftist doesn't vote for Kamala she'll lose and it'll be all their fault, and so insignificant that the Democrats can't accommodate a single one of their demands.

i am once again asking you fucking liberals to circle the wagons like this for literally anyone who has a deeper complexation than the landlord special or any faggot who's asked for help. we're really rallying behind the dude with the nazi tat that he "regrets"? really? be 6 real.

Chanterelle soup topped with fried porcini and a side of matsutake gohan. Is #mushroommonday a thing?

The Democrats need to get a hell of a lot of cameras on the White House and plaster the photos everywhere. It's not just the brazen symbol of a megalomaniac destroying national heritage; it's happening during a government shutdown when ordinary people aren't getting paid. Make every American see it.

I could write an essay on this sentence alone

Alchemy - #VividShadows 2025 A knight introduces a special ingredient into her princess's bath and ends up in hot water. A short smut fic. archiveofourown.org/works/72828846

I wrote a little essay about “designer vaginas” and the celeb-ification of transness transwrites.world/who-are-the-...

"Witches Work" piece I made for an erotic art show back in 2023🧡

My yearly offering to the church of Morrigan

this tweet turns 10 today 🎂🥳

dysphoric steergirl who can't afford horn reduction

Really tired of this "I don't care who started it, you both need to get along" parent-type nonsense. It's simple: tell the aggressor to knock it off, and stop telling their victims "just don't exist near them and they won't feel the need to do this, which means I won't feel forced to do anything"

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

it always frustrates me that the Republicans make the Democrats sound so much more progressive than they actually are

you don't get to count on votes from people you are letting get exterminated. if you let a fox kill the chickens, should you still expect eggs in the morning?

I feel like the problem here is the idea that 15 year olds can't handle social media but adults can

Great value proposition, I must say. Starting your political position with "we won't protect you unless you vote for us". That's mob shit. Go to jail.

Boros and Rakdos so low because we didn't even know this was happening we were too busy offline doing cool shit

You wanna know the real sign that spider man is an absolute flop? Limited Resources, perhaps the most "company man" podcast magic has, basically did their set review eps and then the very next show they did the sunset episode saying they did not want to play or talk about this set at all.

It’s great that news outlets can no longer report simple truths like “Portland is not ‘burning to the ground’.” Instead they frame it as he said she said, with “local politicians deny Trump’s assertion that the city is now a smoking crater.” What’s the truth? They wouldn’t dare say.

02. DEMON HUNTER #VividShadows 2025 If Gwi Ma fed on euphoria instead of shame, Rumi's fate would've been much different.

@shivambhatt.bsky.social whycome you're not coming to Commandfest Tacoma this month? It's been like... more than ten years since we played on Talking Time!