lmao this rocks did one of you write this

OKAY ONE MORE.

Great shit right here. youraislopbores.me

SO THIS SHIT RULES. youraislopbores.me

THE TIME HAS COME

Reported this two weeks ago

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

And by “algorithmic filter bubble,” Dorsey means *we* get to decide whose posts we see instead of him. That’s a feature, my bro. Not a bug.

True Art

there are people who attempt to distinguish AI-assisted autocomplete from substantially AI-assisted code from raw braindead Gas Town vibe coding this is not a useful distinction as they *all* end up at the third one you can tell when they start posting the *same* hype phrases all the others use

The committee has its eye on the current oil situation.

Tilly Norwood Missing, Last Seen Somewhere on Flash Drive www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/tilly...

Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

Guest writer @beatskelton.bsky.social wraps up our Skies of Arcadia coverage this week with a thousand or so words on why the game is good. Spoilers: it's because it's a good game, dummies!

pivot-to-ai.com/2026/03/04/a... - blog post

BAD NEWS GANG I'VE RAN THE NUMBERS AND YOU ALL OWE ME 20 DOLLARS.

JUST GOT MOB FLICK MEME JUMPSCARED.

what the fuck are we doing www.wsj.com/business/med...

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

SO THIS CLAVICULAR DUDE IS DEFINITELY GOING TO DIE WELL BEFORE THE END OF HIS 30S RIGHT?

No, BEAT, I'm not on drugs, I'm just thinking. Can you get me a Pepsi?

I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY LISTENED TO MUCH 80S PUNK SO THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF A CHANGE OF PACE FOR ME.

INTUIT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.

I'M JUST A FURIOUS WRECK THIS MORNING.

OHHH SO HE REALLY WAS THAT ONE GUY ALL ALONG.

Bitcoin Mining Company Quietly Seeks to Restart Coal Fired Power Units Along Potomac River (that's right folks, this is not only still a problem but arguably a way bigger one than when it was prominent in public discourse!!) www.citizen.org/news/bitcoin...

PEPFAR, the program to stop hundreds of thousands of children and adults from dying of HIV/AIDS, was $6.5 billion a year.

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

Looking back on the video where Jesus is super into having a guy start a small business instead of multiplying loaves and fishes

Finally, an excuse to bring back Pokémon Typing Adventure

First person to map the education kanji to Pokemon may revolutionize written language acquisition amongst kids & gamers.

A while ago my parents' smart TV added a "generate an AI screensaver" button and every time I visit I add some kind of strange horse to the rotation

PERIODIC REMINDER THAT I HAVE NEVER FUCKIN NEEDED TO KNOW A SINGLE THING MATTY YGLESIAS HAS EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ANYTHING EVER.

MAILMAN AND CONSTRUCTION.

ICE thinks we're dumb but I clocked this dude immediately at Ramsey Sheriff office (skyway) downtown Every "woke" sticker on a blacked out tinted truck lol "ICE out" "Fuck Trump" "🌈" "Free Palastine" 🇲🇽 Cali plate not in database yet but masked driver floored it when I took pic They're still here

It's just six hours of everyone in the world dead while really kickass music plays

FUCK YEAH HOTLINE MIAMI 2.

Was wondering this exact thing last week, when BlueSky didn’t seem to register any likes, and managed to fuck up a reply so bad it was somehow not linked to the post it replied to.

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank bsky.app/profile/why....

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

fellas drop everything , cancel all your plans and take your girl to this . and i Fucking Guarantee she will nut you off