This is the track that got me into them and I first heard it - and I kid you not - on the loudspeakers at The Beat! records in Sacramento, California.

I mean, part of it is that newspaper comics were shit after Bill Watterson and Gary Larson retired, and Charles Schultz was so old he could barely hold a pen. Dilbert was legitimately the funniest remaining comic strip until webcomics took off.

Watching the Dilbert show again and Dilbert is incredibly horny for a mannish Eastern European woman who is an engineer and also some sort of dictator.

Just bet on actual horse races, same gambling dopamine hit, and you can meet people at the track. You could make a friend.

The logical endgame of reducing attention spans to nanoseconds is the idea that a popular movie from 1992 has been in the sole possession of an island tribe this entire time

I think I have spent the past week the angriest I have ever been in my life.

over the course of 1871, congress held seven months of hearings on ku klux klan and other white vigilante violence in the south, they took detailed testimony from hundreds of black men and women attesting to klan terror. (1/?)

I DON'T ACTUALLY THINK CARTER IS THAT UNSTOPPABLE. I THINK I COULD STOP CARTER VERY EASILY.

99% chance this is what they mean

I mean, this IS the hardest I've laughed at a newspaper comic strip in quite some time

The news today reminded me of the (probably apocryphal but still funny) story of Voltaire being asked on his deathbed to renounce Satan and his response of “This is no time to be making new enemies.”

FELT LIKE MIXING IT UP.

yet again i use this as a reminder that one of the co-founders of Third Way and still an important figure there is a guy who was literally involved in staging the dukakis tank stunt. he lists it in his bio like a funny little detail. www.thirdway.org/about/staff/...

If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋

Well.... bsky.app/profile/farn...

Scott Adams will be remembered for his famous comic Dilbert by some, but most will remember him for this:

This kind of sums up how we feel. When we were in our teens we would read Dilbert in the newspaper and laugh at it even though we had never had a job. And I think that "gamer comic" humor was directly lifted from its dry cynicism.

Sorry, Scott Adams was top of my list.

Lol why does Scott Adams gotta die right when I've just started the most necessary and timely Powerup Comics arc of my career

He has passed, but we will never know for certain if he had cancer. His doctor may have told him "If you jerk off another 12,000 times, your heart will give out!" And he said to himself "Wow, I better come up with a better explanation for why I'll be gone in a few months."

HUH. SWING AND A MISS ON THAT ONE.

I've never heard of these people but I caught a show last year. 100% excellence in music!

The consistency of this keeps surprising me as kids but it both keeps being the best and most hilarious sign that no, actually this isn't 'just the future' like photography or 3d graphics or w/e.

Never let anyone tell you that kids are doomed.

I would feed whoever made bettervgmaps into a woodchipper if I could. The fact that website comes up high when searching for old videogame maps is an insult to the world.

THIS IS LIKE THE 4TH "MENTAL HEALTH" GRIFTER YOUTUBE HAS RECOMMENDED ME IN THE LAST TWO DAYS. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS SHIT?

The boys on the docks needed John for sure, he said "man, I'll tell ya, they don't like our kind, but what starts with our fists, we must end with our minds!"

SOMETIMES RANDOM DOT ORG COMES IN CLUTCH.

I mean it’s gonna be really hard to top this one

UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH JOY DIVISION WHY NOT. ONLY 2 ALBUMS? SURE I'LL DO THE EPS.

sounds like a plan.

the joke non understanders will find themselves in eternal daily torment, so that's something

“This is a vile lie. All I did was say what you quoted, but you should have rewritten it to try and diffuse the utter stupidity of what I said.” Tim Sweeney is the poster chump for how AI disintegrates the brain.

A game that could have been great. The feel of moving around, flying and shooting? Top notch. Better than any official Iron Man game. I want sci-fi super-suits to feel like this everywhere. But the mission design was a mess. Levels were designed like they were for a regular ground-based FPS.

Tel Aviv lawyer Nathan Shaked, 37, became a celebrity earlier this year when, already holder of the “Mr Gay Israel” title, he became “International Mr Gay”.

Bonkers (Series, 1993 - 1994)

As for the garlic powder fire extinguisher, it would get a use or two early in the film and then be forgotten, until a late scene where something is actually on fire and a bystander rushes to grab it. And everyone is like "nononono-" but it's too late and the cloud of garlic powder erupts

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

By the way, my brain has become obsessed with the ultraviolet flash camera and I keep imagining how it would be an endless source of comic relief, where you'd overlay the photo on the screen every time Blade uses it, and each one would have a surprised/angry vampire mid-facemelt

"Temu clearance" is a phrase with a lot of comedic potential

The catalog of ICE abuses in Noah Smith’s article is staggering.

COMIC UPDATE: A new magical girl, Artemis, finally gets to meet her hero and role model! Stellar Rose, on the other hand, is on her 10th year of burnout. How do you wield the power of love and friendship when you're you're fucking sick of your friends? hence-boog.itch.io/worst-girl-i...

I know it's hard to shock these days but Elon Musk going full Rhodesia defender and calling for the ethnic cleansing of the US should still shock you. These are neo nazi views that were only previously shared on explicitly neo nazi sites.