They're all having an "oh captain my captain" moment but for pedophilia

you all should buy this bundle to play my game Adios

NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR WIFEGUY JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

Wow this new Zelda movie looks hot like fire.

The same rich idiots that told me downloading a song on Napster was like stealing a car are trying to tell me that absorbing every movie ever made into *THE ROBOT* is fair use, actually, and a legion of dickriders coming to defend them because it's the future. Like fuck off.

Fucked up the Pope wrote a paragraph perfectly talking about how to engage with art.

Wasn't this the toy that the AI booster dad was totally angry at his little kid who didn't want to play with it? And refused to listen to anyone with early childhood expertise who explained why a child wouldn't like a creepy thing that talks? And got increasingly spun out? Or was that another AItoy?

This site isn't perfect but one time on Twitter I was complaining about anime having too much fanservice of underage girls, and a bunch of gross fucks came out of nowhere and started spamming my replies with explicit lolicon shit, and I don't think that would happen here.

Like I would assume that healthy adults who enjoy anime for healthy adult reasons feel, at minimum, a twinge of embarrassment when an otherwise really worthwhile anime has a scene where you can see a tween character's ass crack, and would not defend it as the most vital part.

I wasn't even trying to attack their perv shit, I was just like, trying to watch Neon Genesis Evangelion as a normal person because I had heard it was the good shit, and even this well known anime liked by non perverts kept coming up with reasons to get the teenage girl characters half naked.

One guy was like, "you complain about upskirt shots of 13 year olds in harem anime, and yet you fail to condemn American live action productions such as Riverdale" and guess what, his feed was all anime cp, so I don't think he was actually interested in splitting hairs about mainstream fanservice.

BIL-IL sent me this. Apparently this is one hundred percent real photo of a skydiver. Titled: Icarus Insane work.

radiofreetom is just a garden variety racist who endorses the great replacement conspiracy

tom nichols doesn't care about masked feds kidnapping people off the streets because tom nichols thinks it's illegitimate that brown people are in the country

Update on what we’ve picked up for him so far

WITHOUT DOWNLOADING A NEW IMAGE DESCRIBE YOUR GENDER

Like all great novels, the range in quality in terms of being a human being of its fans is absolutely insane

Evelyn Normielib is coming for this administration and its goons

MY HOT TAKE ON MTG VS TRUMP IS THAT IT IS THE NATURE OF EVIL TO CANNIBALIZE ITSELF.

MY WIFE AND I WENT OUT FOR LUNCH TO THIS AWESOME LITTLE SUSHI PLACE THAT HAS AN ALL YOU CAN EAT MENU AND OH GOD I AM SUFFERING FOR MY CHOICES.

The difference between the sociopathic and non-sociopathic takes is really quite stark

All I can think about is this shit inevitably happening.

NOT QUOTE TWEETING BUT SOME OF THESE MASCULINITY GRIFTER DUDES WOULD BE MORE BELIEVABLE IF THEY JUST SAID "I AM TERRIFIED OF PUSSY."

NYT renaming a vast international child sex trafficking ring as a "clubby world that is all but gone" while the most-named rapist in the few documents we've seen is in the most powerful position in the world who is now operating an equally vast human trafficking/torture operation is fucking vile

COOL ECONOMY FACT FOR RAD KIDS: -Other English-speaking economies outside of the United States have their own dollar!

Reminder if you are not good Christian do not say deez nuts

okay, but why IS it a vending machine tho?

We already had a method to find out which games were good, and that was Playin' 'Em And Talkin' To Other People About 'Em. They have played us for absolute fools.

Look, any year now Keighley is going to fellate Kojima on-stage while the 1812 Overture plays and fireworks shoot directly into audience members and you will not keep me away from that.

I ALWAYS ADD ALT TEXT JUST TO AVOID SOME ASSHOLE REPLYING WITH WHATEVER I JUST POSTED BUT WITH ALT TEXT.

WAS REMINDED OF THE GAME AWARDS AND FRANKLY IF YOU WATCH THAT SHIT YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER NERD.

I DON'T THINK TINA FEY HAS EVER BEEN FUNNY.

EVERY TIME I SEE AN AD FOR SPORTS BETTING APPS I LOSE A LITTLE BIT MORE OF MY MIND.

LIKE, LEGIT QUESTION, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THIS? YEAH, GENERATING AI SLOP DOESN'T TAKE MUCH EFFORT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT TAKES EVEN LESS EFFORT? LOOKING UP MATTHEW CHAPTER 18.

THIS UPSETS ME.

could i make it any more obvious

The Pact

Jesus Christ.

I am not kidding when I say this is idolatry and blasphemy. It is wicked and will prey on people Jesus loves. I call on the church to declare this anathema.

And because I'm terrible, I'm just going to make it an uneven 11 with another shout-out for Zexion, which is less Metroidvania and just plain Metroid. Specifically if Metroid had been refined on the NES for an additional 40 years. Twin-stick, Contra-inspired combat and some stunning boss fights.

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS BECAUSE IT'S GOOD AND I LIKE IT.

COMIC UPDATE: A new magical girl, Artemis, finally gets to meet her hero and role model! Stellar Rose, on the other hand, is on her 10th year of burnout. How do you wield the power of love and friendship when you're you're fucking sick of your friends? hence-boog.itch.io/worst-girl-i...

THERANOS AS IN THE ENORMOUS SCAM THAT'S CURRENTLY THE SUBJECT OF MULTIPLE DOCUMENTARIES. THAT THERANOS.

PREMIUM USERS CAN DAMN THEIR IMMORTAL SOUL!!

WOW I REALLY REALLY HATE IT.