CHOTINER: and when you're in water you PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right. CHOTINER: And this is because PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here

“These car prices can’t be beaten!”

this is much better than anything AI could ever generate

who won the video game contest i wasn’t watching

Figured I'd share this on Bluesky because this is the most 38 year old video I've ever seen in my life

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

i think paul mccartney’s “wonderful christmastime” is a good song.

god man i am so checked out

hardest part about quitting is the lucid dreams that follow. had an insane inception-ass dream last night

can’t stop farting!!!!

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

i know this may be an unpopular opinion but “jingle all the way” (starring arnold schwartzenegger and sinbad) is a christmas movie

thinking about picking up smoking again

go cowboys

avatar fire and ass

just ate a dozen hot wings

it's friday

Geopolitics is complicated.

hey guys check this out: clocks.brianmoore.com

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

Looks like Epstein is back in the news!

love my allergies. love my body constantly attacking itself and the only solution is medication that just knocks me the fuck out.

We joke around here but AI has allowed me to streamline my business to such a degree that last week I was able to lay off 2 pregnant women AND roast my son’s golden retriever alive (SmartHome heating system still learning; d’oh! We’ll get there!) 🐕 🔥💀🤣📲🤰🏽🤰🏼🚫

Leftists in red states looking at election results

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

this is exactly why they call him nick millions

what are we like half a second to midnight?

finally bought a couple of bit coins gonna see what all of the hubbub is about

i love chinese trump so much

the only ballroom i need is the space between my legs

@andyrichter.co u owe me

cowboys finna blow a 20 point lead because jerry jones refuses to pull down the blinds on the window

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

don’t remember making this

was watching old arthur episodes with my kid and my god muffy fucking sucks

lol

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

“The kids are calling it ‘edging’. It’s when you jack off without cumming.”