Got a new phone a few days ago, and I just realized I never backed up the unbelievably horny drawing of Poison Ivy that I had saved on there. I don't even know if it was fanart or official. But I know that I will find other images that spark my imagination. Life begins anew.

Flawless victory

Last time I logged onto Twitter I got into the For You tab by mistake and saw five tweets in a row of people talking about A Goofy Movie. That site is utterly fucked. I only want to talk about that movie a normal amount. Two, three posts a day tops.

I will do my part to convince people you did this comic🙏

Need more followers on here. Please try to convince your friends that we made that one where they mention cake at a party to find the geeks and gamers in the crowd

Jack Thompson remains conspicuously silent on ICE.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Inhuman Resources

some of the problems in this country can't be solved by gaming

I think Democrats should claim that they're going to make immigration tougher, and then simply describe a better version of system when asked about it. Polling consistently shows that the public wants to get tougher, and also that their version of tougher is *weaker than the actual system now.*

Are fart fetishists specifically turned on by visible clouds of lime-green gas, or are they just using that normally as a cartoon shorthand?

the old me would have been mad about sophie turner as lara croft, but these days I can appreciate a wide range of cup sizes without even getting mad.

There's only one law on Popeye's libertarian island: The 2nd amendment

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Watching the Dilbert show again and Dilbert is incredibly horny for a mannish Eastern European woman who is an engineer and also some sort of dictator.

Elon musk could never fill Scott Adam’s shoes. “Putting the coke back in Coca Cola” yeesh, dreadful. Scott adams was a singular mind. He’d say “I’m studying chimpanzees to see how mass panic works. The answer? Eye contact. Hypnosis strikes again” and then five minutes later “the apes attacked”

I laughed so hard at this I cried.

This kind of sums up how we feel. When we were in our teens we would read Dilbert in the newspaper and laugh at it even though we had never had a job. And I think that "gamer comic" humor was directly lifted from its dry cynicism.

Lol why does Scott Adams gotta die right when I've just started the most necessary and timely Powerup Comics arc of my career

It happened

At first glance Dilbert seemed like a comic about how authority figures were stupid, but it was really about how everyone except the person writing the comic was stupid.

Tis the season

how did it get to be just generally agreed that superman's loads are like bullets?

if i get fragged by ice i want you to find one of my comics that doesn't suck and send it to the minneapolis star tribune to show them the talent they could have had. Maybe the one where I'm getting gamergated and they leak a photo where you can see my ass.

Get ICE off the streets.

Watched an episode of the Dilbert show on Tubi and got confused about Asok not being in a wheelchair because I forgot we made that up

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

The Donald Trump Award Four Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence

have we considered just giving him so many awards that he has to spend all his time accepting them, and he has no more room on his schedule to do anything else?

Uncanny