t-rex goes to the gym one (1) time qwantz.com/index.php?co...

imagine beethoven, but with a sick drop. but be careful because i started doing that once and now i can't stop imagining beethoven but with a sick drop qwantz.com/index.php?co...

to answer your question, yes, he brought utahraptor to his doctor's appointment. that's what friends do for each other www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

we don't know how to swim and we don't know how to not poop our pants every time. being a baby is mortifying and you can't even explain yourself qwantz.com/index.php?co...

whether or not crows evolved into existence in a day will be of CRITICAL importance later, but by then it will be far too late www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

ladies, gentlemen... it is my pleasure to introduce to you: your new craving www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Coffee Comics qwantz.com/index.php?co...

where do i get my ideas? easy. i think "well, time to have an idea" and then i pick my absolute favourite from the cornucopia that presents itself qwantz.com/index.php?co...

agreement corner has VERY harsh punishments for disagreements, and we all find ourselves forced to agree: they're tough, but fair www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

sorry Allen Ginsberg, sorry, i'm trying to delete it www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

tick tock, motherlover qwantz.com/index.php?co...

allegedly not doing stupid things saves us all from dying. you heard it here - well, i was going to say "first" but hopefully this is NOT the first time you're hearing "not doing stupid things can prevent dying." if it is, well heck better late than never!! qwantz.com/index.php?co...

ostracization SOUNDS like it's the process of slowly being turned into an ostrich, but it really just means being excluded from a group. i guess there's two types of ostracization and only one of them is good. qwantz.com/index.php?co...

his li'l bro is named Li'l Challenges. Sanrio hit me up, my arms are overflowing with AMAZING CHARACTERS here qwantz.com/index.php?co...

panel 6 t-rex is breaking the streak of all the other even-numbered panel t-rexes by saying something other than "what". and if he hadn't, the comic would've still worked... PRETTY WELL?? www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

t-rex in: no no no, no more mistakes, only correct things all the time forever and ever!!! please please please qwantz.com/index.php?co...

this comic inspired by my dog's freeze-dried cheese treats that are just normal cheese that's been freeze-dried and honestly pretty great if you love the flavour of cheese but have always craved an added freeze-dried CRUNCH www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

gareth 2000 is much improved over gareth 1999 www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i'm so DISTRESSED at being NOT THE BEST / though my accidental rhymes still pass the TEST www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

it's always good to make new friends! qwantz.com/index.php?co...

and when you throw in a "pretend relationship" tag for the dlc? whoa mamma qwantz.com/index.php?co...

the backstory here is that t-rex drank a potion (it was cranberry juice cut with The Powder That Makes You Young) qwantz.com/index.php?co...

this comic is brought to you by uncontacted peoples. they're allowed to contact YOU but you can't say anything back to THEM; i don't make the rules i just enforce them www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

most art was created by the dead, but then again, so were most mistakes www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i'm picking up a lot of green flags qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Chris Doppler, or "CD" for short, sadly never went by "CD" for short. www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

we're still inventing new shapes!! babies keep having to learn new shapes, and in this case WE'RE BABIES!! www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

other philosopher's books are too big, so i'm just gonna summarize them. also, i'm not going to read them first so that way you know my summaries are completely unbiased qwantz.com/index.php?co...

We can't even say for sure that the meaning of life isn't to get smushed by an asteroid. i'm gonna go lie down, and then i'm gonna write one HELL of a got dang treatise qwantz.com/index.php?co...

and thus concludes the trilogy of Three Guys Who Were Great At Different Things, Starring Sherlock Holmes, Batman, And T-Rex, But Not Together, They're On Three Separate And Unrelated Adventures qwantz.com/index.php?co...

one must imagine batman happy, and when one brings numbers into it, one is like wow this guy is gonna get there FAST qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Later on they travelled back in time to undo this, in what in retrospect was a MUCH more interesting and even MORE canonical adventure!! qwantz.com/index.php?co...

writing: some downsides?? AND YES I KNOW I'M USING WRITING TO SAY "WRITING: SOME DOWNSIDES??" qwantz.com/index.php?co...

the universal narrative conclude-o-matic is misnamed: it IS obviously universal, but as it requires you to choose options it is not fully "o-matic." i regret the error qwantz.com/index.php?co...

none of his friends mention how hard it'll be for him to get them on his face, but that's because they're all happy to help him whenever he wants. OH SNAP, WHOLESOME MOMENTS IN DINOSAUR COMICS!! www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: a comic where precisely half of t-rex's lines are just variations of "Frig!" www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

that's a big oopsie-doopsie on my part, and i apologize qwantz.com/index.php?co...

all these cards have dinosaurs on them because THAT'S WHAT SELLS, EVERYONE WANTS A DINOSAUR CARD, GET OUTTA HERE WITH THESE STOCK PHOTOS OF, LIKE, FLOWERS OR WHATEVER qwantz.com/index.php?co...

next: t-rex gets a wooden nose that grows when he lies, and, you guessed it, uses it an an infinite source of free wood and therefore steam power www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

all these people t-rex mentions are dinosaurs. and i'm sorry to all the john wick fans out there who are now realizing that their favourite murder guy could've been way better if he was a DINOSAUR www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

all bodies are beautiful but mine is like scientifically EXTRA hott www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

you're not the boss of me! oh, wait, you are? nevermind, my bad, my bad www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

bacteria comix www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i looked up "how to treat a UTI" and now will see ads about it for at least a month. i do this... for YOU www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

keep a large framed painting of one (1) friend in my house. but if you add more than one then it becomes this Whole Thing www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

billions and billions of dudes. possibly too many?? clearly more investigation into the dudes is needed www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i knew i should've stayed an infinite being of pure energy; all the other infinite beings of pure energy told me but did i listen? NO because they were ANNOYING www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

what about mortifying defeats, or cringeworthy losses? how precisely do those factor in www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

in heaven you can do anything EXCEPT make heaven suck, and that's on account of how the main thing about heaven is that it doesn't suck too bad IF AT ALL www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

CHOOSE YOUR OWN POETIC ADVENTURE WITH EMILY DICKINSON (SHE IS UNAWARE THIS IS HAPPENING; PLEASE DO NOT TELL HER ESTATE) www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...