i'm so DISTRESSED at being NOT THE BEST / though my accidental rhymes still pass the TEST www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

it's always good to make new friends! qwantz.com/index.php?co...

and when you throw in a "pretend relationship" tag for the dlc? whoa mamma qwantz.com/index.php?co...

the backstory here is that t-rex drank a potion (it was cranberry juice cut with The Powder That Makes You Young) qwantz.com/index.php?co...

this comic is brought to you by uncontacted peoples. they're allowed to contact YOU but you can't say anything back to THEM; i don't make the rules i just enforce them www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

most art was created by the dead, but then again, so were most mistakes www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i'm picking up a lot of green flags qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Chris Doppler, or "CD" for short, sadly never went by "CD" for short. www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

we're still inventing new shapes!! babies keep having to learn new shapes, and in this case WE'RE BABIES!! www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

other philosopher's books are too big, so i'm just gonna summarize them. also, i'm not going to read them first so that way you know my summaries are completely unbiased qwantz.com/index.php?co...

We can't even say for sure that the meaning of life isn't to get smushed by an asteroid. i'm gonna go lie down, and then i'm gonna write one HELL of a got dang treatise qwantz.com/index.php?co...

and thus concludes the trilogy of Three Guys Who Were Great At Different Things, Starring Sherlock Holmes, Batman, And T-Rex, But Not Together, They're On Three Separate And Unrelated Adventures qwantz.com/index.php?co...

one must imagine batman happy, and when one brings numbers into it, one is like wow this guy is gonna get there FAST qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Later on they travelled back in time to undo this, in what in retrospect was a MUCH more interesting and even MORE canonical adventure!! qwantz.com/index.php?co...

writing: some downsides?? AND YES I KNOW I'M USING WRITING TO SAY "WRITING: SOME DOWNSIDES??" qwantz.com/index.php?co...

the universal narrative conclude-o-matic is misnamed: it IS obviously universal, but as it requires you to choose options it is not fully "o-matic." i regret the error qwantz.com/index.php?co...

none of his friends mention how hard it'll be for him to get them on his face, but that's because they're all happy to help him whenever he wants. OH SNAP, WHOLESOME MOMENTS IN DINOSAUR COMICS!! www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: a comic where precisely half of t-rex's lines are just variations of "Frig!" www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

that's a big oopsie-doopsie on my part, and i apologize qwantz.com/index.php?co...

all these cards have dinosaurs on them because THAT'S WHAT SELLS, EVERYONE WANTS A DINOSAUR CARD, GET OUTTA HERE WITH THESE STOCK PHOTOS OF, LIKE, FLOWERS OR WHATEVER qwantz.com/index.php?co...

next: t-rex gets a wooden nose that grows when he lies, and, you guessed it, uses it an an infinite source of free wood and therefore steam power www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

all these people t-rex mentions are dinosaurs. and i'm sorry to all the john wick fans out there who are now realizing that their favourite murder guy could've been way better if he was a DINOSAUR www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

all bodies are beautiful but mine is like scientifically EXTRA hott www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

you're not the boss of me! oh, wait, you are? nevermind, my bad, my bad www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

bacteria comix www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i looked up "how to treat a UTI" and now will see ads about it for at least a month. i do this... for YOU www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

keep a large framed painting of one (1) friend in my house. but if you add more than one then it becomes this Whole Thing www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

billions and billions of dudes. possibly too many?? clearly more investigation into the dudes is needed www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i knew i should've stayed an infinite being of pure energy; all the other infinite beings of pure energy told me but did i listen? NO because they were ANNOYING www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

what about mortifying defeats, or cringeworthy losses? how precisely do those factor in www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

in heaven you can do anything EXCEPT make heaven suck, and that's on account of how the main thing about heaven is that it doesn't suck too bad IF AT ALL www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

CHOOSE YOUR OWN POETIC ADVENTURE WITH EMILY DICKINSON (SHE IS UNAWARE THIS IS HAPPENING; PLEASE DO NOT TELL HER ESTATE) www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Sherlock had gone "full Sherlock" when dressing this morning and even Watson had to be like, okay you're dressed like Sherlock Holmes, WE GET IT www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i love conflict avoidance, and if YOU think conflict avoidance is bad then yeah maybe you're right!! www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

some days you just want to write a comic that will become instantly dated. greetings, future readers - remember when spending more than $100 on eating out was REMARKABLE?? www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

it's important to be good at it and if you have talent that can make it easier, especially at the start. hope this helps!! www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

i think you shouldn't be friends with someone if they won't proudly proclaim that you're definitely not the WORST dude www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

they're little bundles of joy that you can't talk to but need to somehow teach complicated concepts to, and they have knives for teeth but don't know it yet. what could go wrong www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

in truth there are simply two types of people: people of the first type, and people of the other types www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

wait, i ALSO have to forget all my old acquaintances? BUT THEY WERE SUCH A GREAT SUPPORTING CAST FOR ME www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

you can't spell "sexagesimal" without "ages"! and i have NO IDEA what that implies www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

heresy comix www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

what is this: charcoal mixed with saliva and - is that ANIMAL FAT?! oh boy, when i find out who's doing this they're in SO MUCH TROUBLE www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

MENSTRUATION IS DIFFERENT, AND ALSO THESE ARE DINOSAURS SO THEY'RE NOT USED TO IT, SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IS DINOSAURS IN THIS COMIC IS DEFINITELY PAYING OFF IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Advantages to Being Old: a comic written by someone who is SO COMMITTED to growing old that if he doesn't do it he'll DIE qwantz.com/index.php?co...

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sherlock we need you to invent a universal language!! and NO you don't get to say "mathematics is a universal language" because how do you say "i'm horny" in math?? you CAN'T, don't even TRY qwantz.com/index.php?co...

the image of the earth is off-screen. and big. real pretty. honestly it's a shame you can't see it qwantz.com/index.php?co...

to answer your question: yes, the pumpkins ARE out of season and look it qwantz.com/index.php?co...

t-rex's sinister neighbours return! or... WERE THEY THERE, JUST OFFSCREEN, THE ENTIRE TIME???? qwantz.com/index.php?co...