Yoda smoking weed would be like "bro piss my pants i think i did. Check my pants for piss you must. Feel warm my legs do. Piss my pants i must have." My brother wrote that before he was killed in combat in fallujah🫡💔

The day after we start being normal about fictional dogs we will invent free unlimited energy. All Guys that say "heckin doggo" about a dog in a video game will need to be executed painlessly (nail bomb room from saw 2) but it will be worth it for future generations

This world is magical

the bottom level of the fucked up shit that will make you poop in your pants iceberg is where you see some intense stuff like a youtube video of a guy running in a hallway breathing heavy with a cheap camcorder

the ovulating videogame nerd is doing a crossover with the virile gamer im pretty excited

Its so funny i post some of the worst strings of words and symbols on here and then go to work and go "hey man hows it going" over and over for 5 hours every day. Were there totally normal guys back in the day with normal jobs thinking my posts and just tanking it or were they all ted kazynskis

Yugioh being a show primarily about a guy that always relies on top decking definitely contributes to me only playing red decks

I went to savage amazon style fuck until they break your legs island and none of the massive beautiful muscleheadesses there knew you by scent

You can live an extremely virtuous life entirely just by not getting irrationally angry anout the actions of strangers that do not and can not effect you

Us despicable lesbians that are tired of mtg should just take chandra nalar and treat her like miku. Just draw her going to safeway and smoking huge blunts and leaping through coffee tables and shit. She belongs to us

Being a tranny on the internet means u gotta be constantly dodging allegations from supposed allies that youre baba yaga or whatever and then your reward is for guys with names that are half politically coopted emojis to qrt your selfies with "idc if shes got a dick id call her mommy😳"

Drawing kobolds at work day 2

Me in the warhammer aisle about to waste 300 dollars on 2 oz of plastic

If ur a mechsploitation girl this one hits really good. It has that early game old armored core vibe of never having enough money to make the perfect mech so you gotta improvise, but throughout the full playtime. You fall in love w ur garbage can mecha

my for you page has made the assumption i want to beef with and see the drama involved with a trans woman who beats off to weird shit once again. i assume this was an issue because i have tried to cultivated a for you page of weird shit to beat off to. i understand where the wires crossed

neighbors dropped us off a cheap 4k monitor 2 months ago i'm not gonna use it but I decided to get at least 1 picture of it

Neon Genesis Evangelion Collector's Disc Vol. 5

'Haze' released on this day in 2008. "Gaming for me is a religion, and Haze is the shit! I had to come up with a track that can hit up that kind of rush I get from the game, and I think we really rocked it!!" -- Jonathan Davis, Korn (gamesindustry.biz/korn-to-rele...)

Yeah this is going to be something.

the gulf between when he first meets qiqueg and when hes like being spooned by him while thinking about how small of a wife he could be for him is so fucking funny

sensual slut blowjob leaves your dick a ruined landscape abandoned by god and by mankind, forsaken forevermore - 50 Blow Loads

Adding a second dog is insane unless scooby and the other dog keep getting into harrowingly realistic dog fights and the episode stops dead while shaggy pulls them away from each other

Drawing a kobold while im waiting to clock in at work #1 Kobold warrior level 1

Everyone loved Baby Yoda but sometimes around the point they named him "Grogu" everyone started talking about cooking and eating him.

cis straight guys have this internal monologue all the time i wouldnt worry about it

the ovulating videogame nerd is doing a crossover with the virile gamer im pretty excited

Jokerfied nancy

When u introduce the vc to the new vocal stimm we're all going to use for the next two weeks

i look like this, idiot. worship me!!

the bottom level of the fucked up shit that will make you poop in your pants iceberg is where you see some intense stuff like a youtube video of a guy running in a hallway breathing heavy with a cheap camcorder

I went to juniper blessing's public memorial today. it really unstuck a lot of things that were stuck in me after i heard the news. the trans community is beautiful, and we are kind to each other, and we love each other whether we know one another personally or not. it was lovely to take that in

many oomfs

Sapphics, bisexuals, and straight guys that are either funny or short and weak only: how's my hair look?

me hearing someone talk shit about Mixtape: you mean the game that earned Fitgirl's pink paw award? sorry buddy the queen has spoken

now that the initial whiplash effect has worn off im maybe warming up to the starfox designs because katt is kinda giving

pouring my scaldimg hot leftover deep fry oil down the sink drain but I have a sink dog

real jerkers recite this like the green lantern creed

Sperm, sperm’s the play! This at least is duty; duty and profit hand in hand.

gundam is doing so well because we finally convinced the younger trans women that only watch loli yuri and masturbation addict ecchi that gundam is horny. it was a deal with the devil that will destroy us but god id take it again in a heartbeat.

chasing prey >:3 🐆 @angelbreel.bsky.social

this is one of my favorite memes of all times. i cant quite pinpoint why. cracks me up. i got sour gummy worms today