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3 minutes of failing to fasten my bra strap behind my back chanting "i will never be a woman" before giving up and seeing the hook is broken

how 2001: A Space Odyssey exposed new audiences to suicidal ideation

redman valley

had a mysterious micro SD card fall off of me while taking a shower this morning and i feel like I'm 10 minutes in to a B-list scifi movie

just fucking devastating. emi was a light in the world and an inspiration to me and so many for so long. it was a privilege and an honor to know her. may her memory and her incredible life inspire us all to fight and to keep fighting.

the enlightened conservatism of Sega Network Taisen Mahjong MJ you never noticed

new old zine just dropped come grab a free copy at the front desk @seattlezinefest.org next month :D (or will be posted on my website for the out-of-towners 💜)

i love reading my old writing and getting hard whiplash between "what a silly stupid baby" and "ok holy shit i was cooking" . new (old) zine coming soon

boyfriend's outta town so i get to have peak in the living room 24/7

Little Women's elegant suicidal ideation

essential reading

The veiled Buddhism of Unreal Tournament

hello everyone. i made a bot

realized today i was wrong about a minor fact i shared at a party weeks ago . i'm never speaking again

who up serving

it's just all so friendly

desperately need the fire departments i applied to to get back to me . im in my basement at 3am like "wow this parking lot attendant position sounds awesome"

Having the read the whole plan, this is intuitive and makes a ton of sense. Essentially redirects most of the SLU on-ramp traffic to access via the other entrance they have from Howell St, while keeping access from CH/via the bridge on Yale.

i fucking love the society we've built. this app they force you to install so you can park in Santa Cruz one time in 2019 without getting a ticket has leaked all of your information. you now get 400 scam emails and calls every day because they decided you could not park without downloading an app.

Chiitan loves transgender people from the bottom of my heart🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 From a fairy like Chiitan, it seems natural for everyone to live as their true selves. That’s why, until the day Chiitan disappears and is gone, I’ll keep sending gentle messages so that all transgender people can live happily.

humiliated at chainsaw practice again

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Seattle Zine Fest RETURNS IN 2026!!!! Vendor applications live now on our website; see y'all in July!! 🧡🧡🧡

new era where instead of making memes out of my fitpics i edit them all like this

Numbskull Revolution was awesome lmao . my goat is back on the mountain

bizarre fear: sometimes i get nervous that one of my neighbors is gonna see how awesome my room is and they're gonna complain to the landlord that my rent should be raised

really cute house with a convenience store under it?? where have you been all my life

in 2021 i found a 60 foot ethernet cable in the alley behind my ex's apartment. i have held onto it this whole time. the haters told me it was useless. just pulled it out 5 years later because the wifi in my new flat doesn't reach my bedroom. it's the exact length i need. the world bends in my favor

sega released a fucking random spinoff noir radio drama starring my favorite characters in the series and pulling in a bunch of guys and it's kinda incredible. it's like they're playing with toys, love my little guys more projects should release random small side-projects that feel like fanfic

giga useful

AI is the future

We could have paid teachers at any time. We could have simply offered a dignified wage to do any of the work we need done at any time. San Fransisco could be clean right now. It was always a matter of political will.

finally understand what y'all have been talking about

This has nothing to do with drug trafficking, democracy or dictatorship. This is simply Trump’s desire to turn Venezuela into his own personal fiefdom to steal its oil. Trump is just the most vulgar distillation of the mafia state that is U.S. empire.

streetpass tag at the mayoral inauguration

Marty Supreme movie of the year go watch that shit

See you all TODAY and TOMORROW for our winter swap!! 4-6pm Saturday, and 12-4pm Sunday! Both at SOAP @ 18th and Union. :) Hope to see you all there!

happy last spotify wrapped ever because they are ontologically evil. cancelled my subscription last month. for those of u on deezer have my christmas playlist link.deezer.com/s/31WcxrXIPn...

I've been reading Homestuck in its entirety over the past 3 months as they're rereleasing it and i can tell this would've absolutely driven me insane as a teenager. great stuff

I did a wedding on sunday, and i just invited a friend over for a bowl of stew but she's busy performing one today... cuffing season on extreme when ur a transgender ordained minister

absolute sophie victory in all things

yeah man. i'm an ai product engineer at "post hog" . i make 300 thousand dollars and it's the only thing keeping the economy afloat. we make software to repossess your house. no they didn't make me send a picture of my dick to get the job . they stopped doing that after MeToo but they kept the name

they're just fucking with us all

trying to research audio streaming options and i think our tech naming conventions as a society have gotten a little crazy

he gets it johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...

i feel like the only thing i do is fetch 2fa codes . i can't fucking believe they foisted this on us all. earlier today a website asked me for a phone number for 2FA to log in but said it didn't even have to be the # on my account. that could be anyone man they're just doing this to dick you around

the bars of all time

capitol hill street fashion guy took a bunch of pics of me and then when he realized he'd posted me before he didn't post them... DEI against people with awesome fits has gone too far