The Goosebumps Dog in the Criterion Closet.

if the god of war people thought as hard as they could for the rest of their lives, there's nothing they could make that would match the emotional resonance of the worst written chapter of deltarune

Thinking about all the people who say they're "waiting for all of Deltarune to come out" before playing it and when it does they just won't. Or worse, they will, and they'll bore through all of it in 20 hours and wonder what the hype was all about. The release schedule is part of the experience.

"how was your weekend" asks the coworker, as I try to explain that a new chapter of a video game and purchasing a couch have cycled me through every emotion it's possible for a human to have

We all have that one follower whose Like feels like this:

dont let ur memes be dreams play guilty gear

(fighting through orderlies to get to the post button) drizzt should have dicked down catti-brie while the sword khazid'hea possessed her, specifically BECAUSE it was the sword

cisgender top 8 for strive right now

the new granblue man is about as edgy as granblue gets, which is kind of a skinny man with purple energy. I'm more interested in the new system mechanic they teased

practicing self care by getting cohost nostalgia off my timeline

get more passionate. that's my advice. being an artist is super lonely. being a writer is the loneliest. mapping out the wrinkles of your brain and sharing it with the world is vulnerable, especially when no one else seems to care, but passion is the secret. get so passionate it doesn't even matter.

humble bundle selling every arcsys fighter for $20 is actually nuts

frick me, my 2020 Sony XM3 noise canceling headsets are dying. I can find a set of last gen headphones for not too bad. if there's like a cheaper but just as good set with ANC though, let me know?

"kermit the frog smoking a blunt" is maybe the perfect description of both Robo-Ky and the entire design ethos of Guilty Gear Strive

I worried that ch 5 wasn't gonna have the juice and then it spent several hours doing unprotected chairshots to my head

staring at this post with a big sigh after another game I played recently did something meaningful with the colors blue and pink

the real for actual thing that gets me revved up for a warhammer reveal would be a giant wave of new drukhari models with faces sculpted like the troublesome trucks

I think the real thing going on here is I'm in my 40s and toy reveals lost their luster when I have a backlog that could take me into my 50s

I'm surprised at how just, eh I feel about these exodites. they're fine. they look like craftworlders. I like their big dogs. this whole stream has been nice for whoever it's for

(age of sigmar ogre sculptor reading from a brief) "OK. being a fat person is like a living death. you're a walking corpse. I'm going to sculpt every one of these things like a spongebob close-up"

lmao somehow these are more fatphobic than nurgle sculpts. how did they do it

every person spamming "last world" emojis is a baby dicked nerd. my condolences that you still watch valrak videos

free warhammer orks from the yellow ochre piss filter

if I ever see rob symes's fucking emoji face again on a warhammer reveal stream it will be too soon

street fighter players would start projectile shitting if they got a battle theme half as good as daisuke made for a stupid one note joke character www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr-1...

strive finals getting pushed to day 2 by ludwig's goofy ass platform fighter is actually phobic

I got my feelings hurt today and had a big cry, and I want to blow up the world a little bit. I think you should let me do that

listening to my american coworkers make air conditioning jokes to our beleaguered european colleagues has been so dismal. they have the patience of job

has anything been milked as thoroughly as evo moment 37

doing the doakes stare at a white paper that's full of em dashes and "it's not just peepee, it's poopoo" phrases

PECO you are out of your god damn minds if you think I'm sleeping in 82 degree heat. keep jacking up our rates though!

I wanna see something like a friendslop budget game blow up in the FGC. it prob won't happen because 99% of gamers are allergic to fighters, but imagine a scuffed $7 fighter made in godot blowing the absolute fuck up. something that could run on 15 year old hardware.

that kotaku article about evo is good and depressing. lots of pros just shrugging because they all think they can win a milly in riyadh. oldheads just going along because they're staring down middle age and wanna keep being video game famous for pay.

if I practice sf6 I will get better. but I would rather touch a spider than slug it out in low MR ranked

two years ago I might have been excited about a new Darkstalkers game, but SF6's sclerotic dlc and balancing, plus Capcom kissing the AI ring, mean I don't think they have what it takes

I think some day I'm just gonna do wall to wall psychotic fighting game takes and see if it gets even a tenth of the traction as when I say anything about warhammer

for a lot of young people, TADC finale was an important introduction... to an actually good needle drop

just about every website is a glowing red forbidden zone until I knock out the next chapter of delty rune tomorrow

I should find out if philly dsa are still parliamentary procedure humping nerds or if they actually do more than vote every 2 years. they did not cover themselves in glory during trump 1 and the pandemic but it's been several years since then. organizations can change.

fucked up thing is mamdani isn't actually a radical firebrand, he's just kitchen table issues guy (we should be able to afford here and improve things somewhat), when we're all used to "kitchen table issues" meaning trans people shut up and fall in line behind a center right bowl of warm shit

I have lost so much range of motion over the pandemic that getting down on the floor is now a 1/day cooldown ability. I feel like I just need one good session with a fitness person to show me some restorative movements, then I'll be on the path of the beam

I'm having a wonderful time with Never Kill Yourself Summer but I think I have to pivot pretty hard to Fix My Failing Body Fall

TADC is very useful for beating snakes out of the grass, particularly the people who are so Hayes code brained that they feel the point of a narrative is to punish evildoers

my relationship with darktide is to grunt at it every 9 months as I slide out of my burrow long enough to collect whatever new songs Jesper Kyd has composed

thoughts on Deltarune Eve: I don't think Raise Up Your Bat is a song Toby Fox would have put in Undertale. I like the ways in which Deltarune is in conversation with our current world and with Undertale that came before it.

abstracting chaos terminator melee weapons to 1 profile: I'm fine with it, no more buying multiple boxes just to get a very slight gameplay advantage abstracting their combi-guns the same way: hideous, awful

one week into 11th edition 40k and I saw a tier list posted on the eldar reddit. can you people be less boring

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deltarune AND looking up to magical girls in the same week? baby oh baby