idk everyone in philly who is talking like oh, we'd show ICE what's up. like ICE is already here you dumb bitches. run the set. you think you're tough because our police department largely lets people fuck around when we win super bowls

I think the leaders who flubbed the DC 33 garbage strike should get homeland security jobs. put that incompetence to better use

losing my mind at ipad babies unable to identify a cigarette holder. we replaced all the glamorous vices with "gamble"

save me, age 40+ women

losing my mind at ipad babies unable to identify a cigarette holder. we replaced all the glamorous vices with "gamble"

everything either costs $7/month or $300, those are the only two price points you get any more

no it's cool. it's fine that the conveyance of all human information looks like this now

www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl... it's almost time to hop on peak

I don't want to "gotta hand it to" riot but I think a hidden advantage of 2XKO comes from devs and comms people who have been burned by years of arcsys patches and community outreach

the fatphobia in black library books is so funny. like I got upset about it and it still sucks but now it's like Stephen King fatphobia where it's just fucking funny that he thinks anyone north of 200 pounds is a living corpse

I want to be like waaah why isn't anything for me any more why am I not the target demographic, then I listen to some protomen and feel my telomeres healing in real time

I made a joke about "guile with no booms and 12 command normals" and alex has a stance with 11 follow ups

my middle age experience is gently sliding out of target marketing demographics for things that used to cater specifically to me and wondering what happened (the passage of time. that is what happened)

my review of this sf6 alex trailer is, are we gonna have another 3 years of throw loops, or

gonna level with you, $80 for that 500 Worlds book is a bonkers price tag for a book that will have a useful shelf life of like 5 months

damn, the big name japanese players frown gently at street fighter 6 after 3 years of throw loops and capcom steps it up like palpatine has personally come to oversee the final stages of the death star. gameplay trailer for a character who is 2 months away

lets do hound handler stuff only instead of corpo kink I'm making you listen to the protomen so I can talk about the protomen

Following a three-day weekend, one man is doing his best to tank the hits and make it to Friday. paletteswap.site/dif...

hungry clicker, please draw me prospering

philly meteorological news over the last 24 hours has been, "your phone told you that a generational snowstorm is on its way on Sunday. but like, maybe not"

street fighter is so funny, every legacy character is either a caricature of their homeland or it's someone with a name like "brad" with no defining traits and a dozen command normals. fans will weep tears of deliverance when "brad" finally comes to street fighter 6

I don't need new paint. I don't need new bottles of pretty colors to hoard like a delighted magpie. I don't. I don't want to take home another little vial of vivid and shiny paint that looks like a potion in a fantasy game. I am being SO sensible.

"i'd play your vn but i don't like--" ok fine that's fine!! that's totally fine but how's pluribus!!

final fight, roxy, fanart (1990) archive.org/details/game...

why do I have a fortnight's worth of oatloaf bars in my fridge now. I have to believe this would have been tastier if I had used rolled oats instead of steel cut. "Every bite is a grim obligation"

please be edible. hear my prayer, week's worth of breakfasts finishing up in the oven, please be something I can eat

staying up late on a Sunday night baking some kind of oatmeal thing I saw on Internet Shaquille

I am very purposefully yapping about video games and tiny plastic painted dollies. everyone else is already saying what's in my heart these days. I know the thing I'm doing, materially, to keep other people's bodies and souls together until the dawn breaks.

I know it's healthy to hop off of street fighter and try new things but gosh, have you all heard about hopping off of street fighter and trying new things? seems good!

oh no, I think I'm having fun with 2xko

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

doing maybe it will happen today type posts but it's about mega blasting albert wily's head smoove off in act 4

posting less on here makes me feel lonely, but I also don't have to spend as much time muting hypervigilant people so it's kind of a wash. gonna make a blog soon. please look forward to it

I guess I could also say dawn of war changed my life because it put me in contact with a big social circle that I met on IRC, and now basically none of us speak to each other for a bunch of sad reasons we know the devil introduced me to trans creative work, which I now understand to be peak

sometimes a very silly thing pulls you out of hell. like that 4chan brony who could only, finally, understand the holocaust was bad because someone photoshopped rainbow dash into a historical photo

games that changed you as a person. not games you had fun playing, but games that shifted your world view

weekend problem I have no answer for: I don't need hobby stuff. I don't need electronics. I don't have anyone locally to do stuff with. so what do I DO?

age of sigmar competitive people are so fucking funny because they will describe the stupidest calvinball rules and say "but u can play around it"

"We can hold out through this endless dark" will keep me alive.

the choir in protomen act 1 and 2 sings out fearful nihilism and prays for a savior to fight on their behalf in act 3 we hear this and it takes my breath away

It's progress... towards the future WE desired！ ꒰ঌ😌໒꒱

I think the worst thing I can say about yesterday's reveals is that it makes me unbearably sad to see the corsair attack craft with a tailgunner in a game with no firing arcs and no armor facing. what is the point of you, sis

Whats this film about.... batman? Cool let's get that song where seal sings this devastating yearnful poetic ballad with all these baroque elements in the production. youtu.be/hDd2G_V1rzc?...

I can't believe I might live to see a general strike before a good drukhari codex

this reeks of some marketing dipshit over-correcting without talking to the people who actually make the thing. we know that the new heresy rulebook EXPLICITLY removed this type of language about space marines!! fuck you, marketing dipshit!!

big oof on them doubling down on "space marines are gonadal he/him biomen" but I will not let this get me down today

get ready for dark woke motherfuckers

god damn it I was ready to be a mean bitch, but the ossiarch bonereapers are actually hot with it

what do you reckon is the venn diagram of people who get pee pants mad about Custodes not being locked to one gender, and people who goon over SEAF-chan helldivers fanart

the floor of my warhammer expectations today is to see one giant woman