yeah this feels very dramatic. it was a 3/5, maybe 2/5 at the least. 0 just seems mean-spirited

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is great if you are interested in seeing The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. If you are interested in seeing a great animated film for love of the medium and do not have an inherent interest in the subject matter, you will not like it.

as a new england catholic who was born into it i can say definitively most regular catholics want nothing to do w this tryhard dweeb shit. if the pope thinks you're full of shit you're not gonna blog your way back to being a good person

i support this

I am completely burned out at the moment and don't have the mental capacity to run a new fun promotion, but to celebrate this Trans Day of Visibility, if you donate $10 to the Trans Lifeline I will once again be following anyone who donates! give.translifeline.org/fundraiser/5...

I am completely burned out at the moment and don't have the mental capacity to run a new fun promotion, but to celebrate this Trans Day of Visibility, if you donate $10 to the Trans Lifeline I will once again be following anyone who donates! give.translifeline.org/fundraiser/5...

*holding back tears can I get the Hatsune Miku pie— I mean the baja blast pie— I mean fuck! *cries

can i get uhhhh

i have made the critical mistake of downplaying the big-dealness of my autism diagnosis to protect myself from the insecurities it created, but now it does feel like a very big deal, in retrospect. i'd like to speak to my manager, please.

It goes without saying but please do not install the government spyware app on your phone

It goes without saying but please do not install the government spyware app on your phone

WAIT - I forgot that ROB is confirmed in the movie too! Two non-Mario SSB characters (three if you count DK as non-Mario but that is a debate for another time (or would Mario technically be a DK character, if you think about it? (and if so would that make all Mario characters DK characters?)))!

Simply put, I was not prepared for anything that I just saw with my very bare eyeballs and I think that I am, perhaps, entirely and very much flabbergasted.

ugh completely forgot, apologies.

I am fully bought into the SSBanon conspiracy. We are getting a Smash Bros Movie. Will actively sob in the theater if the post-credits scene is just black screen, flaming smash ball ignites, and the smash bros orchestral theme plays. That's all they need to do to be honest.

what is he going to do about our pedophile president

HOLY SHIT STARFOX IN THE MARIO GALAXY MOVIE WHAT THE FUCK

if kirby appears in this movie i am going to lose my mind. i will be closely monitoring every star in the movie for evidence of warp capabilities

HOLY SHIT STARFOX IN THE MARIO GALAXY MOVIE WHAT THE FUCK

whitehouse posting dumbass arg shit means they're probably going to launch a new social media handle or drone strike someone. very little room for possibilities in between

CHUCK NORRIS DEAD - MILLENNIAL INTERNET IN SHAMBLES

CHUCK NORRIS DEAD - MILLENNIAL INTERNET IN SHAMBLES

rollin' around at the speed of sound

autism assessment today. do i just tell them i run a sonic the hedgehog parody account at the top to save everyone the time?

autism assessment today. do i just tell them i run a sonic the hedgehog parody account at the top to save everyone the time?

just like Paul Skenes was almost in the Air Force, Team USA almost won the WBC

sorry i was at costco can someone fill me in on what's going on with netahnyahu?

can't make this shit up

somebody keeps trying to log-in to my gmail and it's both annoying and concerning. i changed my password, have authenticator 2fa, backup codes, back-up email address - what else should i be doing?

yup... youtu.be/D6QUsx68DCA oh fuck, what's this?

can't make this shit up

Pocket the money and give us new Kirby anime please

God hears our prayers and delivers in abundance www.engadget.com/gaming/ninte...

i know we can't not do amber alerts but the phone buzzing like that at the beginning of a new conflict w iran is a little stressful

'28 Dem Primary so far: Newsom Booker Khanna Buttigieg who else am I missing?

did we ever figure out if he and bill burr are actually brothers?

shamwow the hedgehog

Vectorman wasa frequent guest on Epstein Island. I'm sorry you had to find out this way but he was not a good person.

listen i get the idea but i do think i could have helped

Yep, it’s me again, a political scientist who studies war. This is a war. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

ur mr peace president

they say to niche down and baby my niche is political lefties on bluesky dot social who know that super mario bros 2 (us) is actually a reskin of the game doki doki panic...

ur mr peace president

i can't believe kamala harris would do this to us!

Don't let any employer tell you your job can't be done remotely

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.