i have so many irons in the fire it is now primarily iron. the fire cannot adequately cover the irons.

the stars would be aligning for an xbox comeback if they didn't have to make the console $2.4mil msrp

people on linkedin desperately mass applying to jobs to feed their family while 27 year old recruiters at bain capital are writing missives on the struggles of having to read too many resumes

can you imagine publishing this under your honest to goodness full government name on the internet for everyone to see? like am i overreacting or is this psychotic?

mfs say bluesky is a bubble but holy shit when is the last time you went on linkedin this website is insane

And of course reposting helps As i try to reach 3.5k for Pride Month!!!

the left's insidious plan to track your loved ones is worse than you think: it looked like a digital birthday card for michelle obama, but for 85 year old gemma wilson, it felt like something out of george orwell's 1984. "after i signed the card a nice young lady called me to ask if i was voting"

billionaire john henry hasn't so much as glanced at spending for the absolute dog shit this year boston red sox in years but sure mlb, a salary cap is the solution to baseball's woes.

Nobody believes in me like LinkedIn's jobs algorithm believes in me. You are totally right, LinkedIn. I *am* ready to be Senior Vice President of Marketing at PepsiCo.

it's a little dark and rainy today which means it's time for global village coffeehouse yearnmaxxing

Nobody believes in me like LinkedIn's jobs algorithm believes in me. You are totally right, LinkedIn. I *am* ready to be Senior Vice President of Marketing at PepsiCo.

I DO NOT WISH TO ANSWER

I AM NOT A PROTECTED VETERAN

The most Washington DC-brained shit of all time might be the dem party/lib refusal to leave twitter even though Twitter is just straight up pushing Nazi rhetoric into feeds. The pundit class refuses to lose their followers even if it means succumbing to a platform that actively hates them

building an incredibly powerful citypop playlist

the best part of applying for jobs it that you have to apply for dozens to get an interview and as a result of this you receive countless rejections over the course of many months interspersed throughout your day. little nuggets of hell dropped right when you need them!

We are "defending the homeland" with a team that has a number of players who are playing for the US due to birthright citizenship. The very best players play internationally and don't play for teams in the US. Not surprised the christro-facist racists are trying to claim them though.

100%. Not going to cheer for a team when if they win Steve Bannon will be throwing sieg heils on the team bus with Kid Rock.

i for one have full confidence in the trump administration's ability to adequately refit a plane donated by a foreign government into a highly secure mobile command center for the united states executive, following their unquestionably successful renovation of A Large Pool of Water

Congratulations to Holyoke for leading by example in Massachusetts, and refusing to be exploited by unaccountable developers. gazettenet.com/2026/06/17/h...

昨日は私のたんじょうびです。いまは私がさんじゅうにです。私のつまとわたしはコストコでばんごはんをたべて。いまはわたしはとてもふるいです。

the office is like the unseasoned boiled chicken breast of comedy. rainn wilson needs to calm down.

私は青い空に日本語でポストをするまた私のポストがよくないです

profound that as time went on the room for friends got smaller. as if to comment on the nature of the profound loneliness one finds in 2026. the warm embrace of a sporadically arranged family room reduced to the harsh angles and isolation of modernity in the post-covid era.

when the caffeine and adderall kick in as you're on the phone w your city councilor about data centers

the mamdani content is gonna be unreal if the knicks win

this tracks tbh

I always felt really bad for mewtwo.

is it just me or is mewtwo autistic coded

any of my followers work at lids who can share pics of the sonic embroidery options? going to go this weekend but kind of annoyed there's no way to see what they have ahead of time to plan it out.

Tupac at the Summer Games Fest is the industry jumping the shark. We're simply months away from landfills full of ET cartridges.

Tupac at the Summer Games Fest is the industry jumping the shark. We're simply months away from landfills full of ET cartridges.

Super Mario 65 - Coming this November

Me: "I don't think the step up to 10mg adderall is really doing anything" Also me: *researches and writes anti-data center one-pager with extreme focus over the course of 3 uninterrupted hours*

eevee's a mid pokemon. sorry but it needs to be said come to me w something real like poliwhirl or venonat or get the fuck out of my face

eevee's a mid pokemon. sorry but it needs to be said come to me w something real like poliwhirl or venonat or get the fuck out of my face

the tom steyer fact i'll never forget is back in like 2019 or whenever when that "what's in the egg" world record egg thing went mega-viral and fuckjerry apparently reached out to Tom Steyer to see if he would pay to put a Need to Impeach inside of the egg as the big reveal

Advice: if you get a spam text and it makes you angry, reply STOP Replying "fuck you" "shut up" "🖕" or some other thing that feels satisfying actually makes it exponentially more likely you will receive additional texts, not out of spite but because the system looks for "STOP" or "QUIT"

my grandfather's layered multi-channel outreach operation has no pathetic cards, kaiba

ignoring work stress because i believe in the heart of the cards

yoshi games are the kiddie games it has been this way for decades brother mario is for nostalgia, coked out speedrunners, and wah wahoo wahaaa enthusiasts kirby is for those who wish to spit in the face of god and emerge victorious

remember when beto just stood on tables to give speeches and said "shit" occasionally and people were like "wow is he the future?"

Also, like, what’s this weird ass comment about Nintendo rarely making games? They’ve published a new game almost every single month for the past decade.

hate this guy

yoshi games are the kiddie games it has been this way for decades brother mario is for nostalgia, coked out speedrunners, and wah wahoo wahaaa enthusiasts kirby is for those who wish to spit in the face of god and emerge victorious

I told my 7 year old we can't get the new Yoshi game because it is satirically infantile and a product of pathological psychological regression, he said "can we get kirby?"