like these have been proper "excuse me but who the fuck do you think you're talking to?" moments

why are people rude for no reason to people they only kind of know? twice in the last few weeks have I had someone just be extremely rude to me for no reason at all and it's like, even if you were making a valid point why would you choose to word it in the most aggro way possible?

Update: managed to send a few emails, and complete a number of tasks all before lunch. I do not feel wired, but just not distracted, and also capable of doing things that I think I need to do.

remember when NYT endorsed Warren AND Klobuchar

Also, honestly? I don't want kids. It's not appealing to me. I understand that other people find a lot in it, I just don't. I want to live my life unencumbered by the immense responsibility that comes from choosing to raise a child. Life is too complicated to bring someone into it feeling that way.

if you don't see the current moment as a time of decline you are not paying attention when i was recklessly gambling on stocks the thing you learn is to not get taken by momentary flashes of red or green but zoom out to the big picture the big picture is bad and getting worse for the last decade

first day of adderall was a minor success but cutting my caffeine back so much was a drastic (but smart from a safety point of view) mistake caffeine withdrawal headache by noon, lasted until my espresso this morning and then disappeared. will rebalance and try again tomorrow

Forget all the alternate timelines in which JFK survives, I want the alternate universe where Al Gore rightfully became president in 2000.

sometimes i think about how if al gore were not prevented from being president in 2000 things would probably just be fine right now i think the promises of 80s/90s optimism, the global village coffeehouse of it all, were on the other side of the al gore presidency

clumsily licking the half inch adhesive on my great value brand letter sized envelopes to mail a glock across state lines but the envelope is folding up all weird so the stamps won't lay flat

You know what's a beautiful story? Nerds Gummy Clusters. Aruably the biggest runaway hit of candy in the last 20 years, and you know what? It's just a cut up nerds rope. Something beautiful that was always there - appreciated by those in the know but a little too strange for the mainstream.

according to my calculations if you're exchanging fire you are not currently engaged in a ceasefire. you see, ceasefire is what linguists call a compound word. it is made up of two smaller words in this case cease means to stop, or to not - fire means to fire exchanging fire seems incompatible

adderall takers - what do i need to know before i start my prescription? also should i stop drinking coffee?

Very good advice, thank you. And no worries about the gym - I run a Sonic the Hedgehog parody account!

adderall takers - what do i need to know before i start my prescription? also should i stop drinking coffee?

Fox News interviewing Fox reporter from the event. Reporter says she was sitting next to Karoline Leavitt's husband. Says he told her: "You need to be safe and he was very serious when he said that to me. Looked around the room and he said..." Call abruptly cuts.

red sox fired alex cora

"we have no idea who the target was here" - CNN anchor just now

exactly the same level of security at the pitbull concert i went to

wolf blitzer surviving a shooting happening feet away and then just being on his iphone all night to call into cnn is sort of wild dude's like "i was feet away when the shots rang out" and they're like "did you see what kind of gun?" give him a break christ

yet another profoundly stupid night in american history

yet another profoundly stupid night in american history

ur mr peace president

the pope being like "yeah of course i'm gonna say war is bad i am the pope"

Emergency Room? No thanks - there's only one place I'll get medical care:

Tested positive for Flu B - currently at day 5 w a fever over 100. Has peaked at 103 and now hovers between like 99.9 and 102ish. I guess I feel slightly better today than other days but should I be worried about this? This is a long time to have a fever I think.

the pope being like "yeah of course i'm gonna say war is bad i am the pope"

This is maybe my finest hour when it comes to malicious compliance www.youtube.com/live/q5LiYIY...

replying to work emails on "a whole civilization will die tonight" day as if we don't live in actual hell brought on by the dumbest people in the entire world

if you are trying to find the line between what you want to do and war crimes, you are probably just committing war crimes

replying to work emails on "a whole civilization will die tonight" day as if we don't live in actual hell brought on by the dumbest people in the entire world

i am so done w john henry's bullshit around the red sox. i was planning on starting an opening day tradition w my buddies this year and i'm so glad we didn't go ahead with it. it's endlessly frustrating to be told to trust the process repeatedly as we barely move a muscle in the offseason.

i love how eerie space looks

such unserious bullshit. protesting w subtle formalwear at your cocktail party, give me a break.

john henry is a war criminal

does bluesky have a spoiler tag

the italian waiter when he's clearing room for entrees but sees we're still working on the bread

i have a solution. i think if more people saw my posts they'd like more posts more often.

"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"? no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.

i have a solution. i think if more people saw my posts they'd like more posts more often.

the italian waiter when he's clearing room for entrees but sees we're still working on the bread

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is great if you are interested in seeing The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. If you are interested in seeing a great animated film for love of the medium and do not have an inherent interest in the subject matter, you will not like it.

i promise not to let a little silly internet clout get to my head. (1000 followers later) you will have plenty of time in hell to regret calling me ugly. now die like the dog you are

mortgaged my home and sold my kidney to buy the airpods max 2 and i regret to inform you they sound really really good when you plug them in. they sound good wireless too but the lossless is kind of crazy. also noise cancelling is a godsend. it's like a 95% reduction of ambient background noise.