reaching adulthood means realizing that, yes, it is in fact amateur hour. it is an amateur clock. an entire amateur calendar, if you will. there are few professionals, but many experienced amateurs making shit up as they go along until that is just how it's done

At #Worcester District Court for the trial of @etelhaxhiaj.bsky.social. Huge crowd here.

reaching adulthood means realizing that, yes, it is in fact amateur hour. it is an amateur clock. an entire amateur calendar, if you will. there are few professionals, but many experienced amateurs making shit up as they go along until that is just how it's done

Learning a language is fun because sometimes you'll figure out how to say "i do not speak well" and it's like let's fucking goooooooooo

Quit cigarettes, quit smoking weed, don't drink anymore. Caffeine is all I have left. You'll take my espresso and energy drinks from my vibrating, cardiac-ly challenged hands.

the new england patriots can still win the super bowl if mike pence has the courage to do the right thing

Mike Lindell has found bamboo fibers in the stat sheets!

the new england patriots can still win the super bowl if mike pence has the courage to do the right thing

republicans mad at hot latinas dancing on the TV can you fuckin' imagine

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patriots are cooked unless they begin to play offense

honestly, if you ask me, what I think is, in my opinion, he’s more like GOOD bunny

Days ago someone bet $500k on Kalshi Gaga would perform at halftime show. Wow what luck. Had to be random!!

republicans mad at hot latinas dancing on the TV can you fuckin' imagine

I'm sorry but the guy who bet his $33k life savings on the Seahawks on Instagram needs to lose. I truly believe some people need to see that not every story has a happy ending, and that sports gambling can be dangerous if done irresponsibly. A win here will unfortunately send a terrible message.

respectfully if you're not going to vote to abolish ice you need to drop the smith college professor style stolen valor you can't have it both ways

Not that it will make a difference, but call James Comer's office and record your displeasure with his cowardice - tell him it's time to drop the act and commit to full transparency. The public should be able to see the Clintons' testimony. 202-225-3115 newrepublic.com/post/206253/...

JD Vance's bitch ass has got exactly 0 rings

Be ready: Trump is going to try to rig, overturn, or ignore the 2026 elections. These people are sad, disgusting, pedophiles and pedophile enablers with nothing left to lose - if they lose power they are going to prison and they know it. They are going to cling to power with everything they have.

Hey fellas, cancel me if you must, but here's my opinion: The President of the United States should not be a pedophile!

Be ready: Trump is going to try to rig, overturn, or ignore the 2026 elections. These people are sad, disgusting, pedophiles and pedophile enablers with nothing left to lose - if they lose power they are going to prison and they know it. They are going to cling to power with everything they have.

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Hey fellas, cancel me if you must, but here's my opinion: The President of the United States should not be a pedophile!

hey guys just saw the Headquarters 67 thing I'm going to walk into the sea now, thanks

Need the Clintons to Pokémon go for the jugular. Burn the whole thing down Bill!

you know who's not in the epstein files? hunter biden.

you know who's not in the epstein files? hunter biden.

ever sow a lot of positive seads and then you have to reap them all at once and it's like "good shit never actually comes to fruition how are these things all now needing my immediate urgent attention."

Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.

elon musk is a loser for all of the reasons we already knew but now we know for sure he's a sad pedophile as well

elon musk is a loser for all of the reasons we already knew but now we know for sure he's a sad pedophile as well

There are thousands of Americans still in prison for weed in states where it’s legal but billionaires can rape and murder children and everyone knows it but they never see prison. The USA is not a country of laws. It’s a pedophilic oligarchy.

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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

sort of telling that you can throw a dart at a wall of dystopias and be able to make a case that we are pretty much there 1984? yep. Brave New World? absolutely. Cyberpunk 2077? wake the fuck up samurai

The great @techconnectify.bsky.social included an excellent breakdown of the current moment at the end of his latest video. Please take a moment to watch it and share with your friends. youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?...

imagine building your entire personality around men who turn out to be in the world's most well documented pedophile club

Evolution of American Politics from '08 to present

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Pillsbury releasing the Mario Galaxy Yoshi Egg ready-to-eat sugar cookies on the same day as the national general strike is diabolical timing. With that said, fuck ICE - I will wait until tomorrow. Even the most important things can wait if it means spiting the fascists.

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Fuck ICE!

Now more than ever before

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Fuck ICE!

Pope Leo’s top U.S. ally — Cardinal Joseph Tobin — calls on Congress to defund ICE.

Hey it’s me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Abolish ICE and make them all stand trial! This shit is actually insane!

Hey it’s me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Abolish ICE and make them all stand trial! This shit is actually insane!

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