Dear media: At a bare fucking minimum, find out if Trump was in Michigan when his 13-year-old rape victim’s baby was allegedly murdered and dumped into Lake Michigan while he watched.

wow he's like a racist qui-gon jinn

i treat ranked games like i do the casino. after a few wins i'm like "oh man i gotta walk away this can't continue"

cracking into a fine vintage drink this sunday morning. exp 4/22/24

also true

they gotta bring this back

i suspect things are about to get very fucky

my largest financial assets are my 64gb of DDR5 ram and my target flagpole mario store display

Kirby Air Riders can still win Game of the Year if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

Kirby Air Riders can still win Game of the Year if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

Martha what the fuck are we doing here

You could also move to Aplington, Iowa and realize that none of the 500 women who live there want anything to do with you, and that real estate is so cheap because there is nothing to do in town, and that there are only so many nights at the local dive bar you can have before you lose your mind.

❌ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is for babies" ✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies" *this is canon

Nobody has ever lied about Half-Life 3 on the computer

As a video game insider I'm here to tell you we are getting Half-Life 3 tonight. Do not question, it just let the truth speak to your heart.

As a video game insider I'm here to tell you we are getting Half-Life 3 tonight. Do not question, it just let the truth speak to your heart.

it's funny how when you look into joining a gym it's always somewhere between "this is a totally fine gym, I like it" and "this gym is actively committing fraud and spat on me when i said something about it" like every gym is somehow both at once

why are the hotel staff engaging in a zany chase with kevin mcallister? you are the hotel staff, just call the police to his room.

and yet america pisses him off that much

❌ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is for babies" ✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies" *this is canon

when you pick up the bomb powerup and all of the other riders are bunched up trying to defeat dyna blade

what the fuck, no

my favorite part of this is how the metaverse as zuckerberg saw it was always profoundly stupid and uninteresting to nearly everyone in the entire world

RELEASE THE CLAUS FILES

Silent Night a certified emotional banger - but for secular people NEED to be aware that The Killers have an entire album of excellent Christmas Music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglL...

there were positively 0 OSHA standards on the Polar Express

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I would actually go as far as to say that Kirby Air Riders is a PERFECT franchise reboot. Not good. Not great. Perfect. Everything fans of the original could have wanted and more than more. It feels like the original, and it feels like something else without feeling unfamiliar A Perfect Reboot.

I don't want to alarm anybody but the True Ending for Kirby Air Riders story mode is so fuckin' cool. Anyone not giving the Kirby franchise the respect it deserves in 2025 is a fool. Kirby: Adorable Fun, Unspeakable Horrors™

Friend, I hate Trump. You hate Trump. Give me $10 about it. Respectfully, Amy Klobuchar's Stapler

update: get pet insurance. diarrhea for people is no big deal but persistent diarrhea for dogs apparently can cost you like $2000 out of pocket

I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.

just one spin dash away from generational wealth

Even the term "progressive" make Sonic shudder. He lost his life savings chasing the Buffalo Link 'progressive' jackpot at Arizona Charlie's on Boulder Highway before being asked to leave by staff for striking Tails with a casino ash tray. It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.

I was unsure about the change to voting on the stadium before I starting playing and yeah, it really rounded off the mode, giving you a chance of a comeback Even if that's by taking a gamble by picking a stadium no-one else is

I also think that City Trial is maybe the perfect game mode for the TikTok age. Quick, isolated, endlessly replayable matches: all the dopamine of mystery boxes with the thrill of combat, joy of discovery, and a true "you're never out of the game" stadium system. It's the real draw of the game tbh

Kirby Air Riders is beautiful for those with the eyes to see it. With that said it is indeed different than any other racing game and so I feel like it will always suffer from a mismatch of expectations and reality. The Road Trip mode is great because it's functionally little lessons in the game.

Anthony Basedtano the internet's most correct music nerd (in this instance) www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3je...

I haven’t put in Kirby Air Riders yet but just as I expected, it seems to be just as divisive as the previous game it’s either GOTY or absolutely unplayable, no in-between lmao

Even the term "progressive" make Sonic shudder. He lost his life savings chasing the Buffalo Link 'progressive' jackpot at Arizona Charlie's on Boulder Highway before being asked to leave by staff for striking Tails with a casino ash tray. It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.

which one of these guys is lightning mcqueen

i wonder what medical deformity or apparatus he is covering up

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

my dog has terrible diarrhea and man oh man the smell is very very bad

remember the when republicans said dems were the proprietors of all of our nation's political violence remember when people were calling employers for shitposting

remember the when republicans said dems were the proprietors of all of our nation's political violence remember when people were calling employers for shitposting

ever think about how trump and the maga movement have genuinely fucked up the last decade of our lives? like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this