Can’t let any math get in the way of their angry narrative!

Audio on to hear the full range of humanity - people excited, mystified, disinterested, and then the payoff of the pilot at the end.

I am having an extremely fun few days where the only thing that really seems like Food™️ is (nondairy) ice cream.

One thing Trump has successfully done is cowed a lot of people into thinking they can't call for meaningful accountability for him and his cronies because it would be "revenge" or "political" and therefore illegitimate. Absolutely essential to reject that

It’s a minor detail but absurd to me that you only get a refund if you haven’t already eaten the poisoned nuggets.

Sound Transit CEO Dow Constantine just announced that 205,000 riders boarded trains on the opening day of the Crosslake Connection, a number that's second only to the Super Bowl Parade.

My apparently hot take: In a list of criteria, there’s no difference between intentionally and unintentionally blank — how is anyone else supposed to know if you skipped it on purpose or just missed it?

What value this mission provides: -- PR for Lockheed Martin, whose weapons have been used for the genocide in Gaza -- Learning how to fly to the moon in this way -- Preparing for a future mission to land on the moon -- Advancing prep for commercialization and militarization of space -- PR for US 🔭

remember the rocket launch is happening in spite of the trump administration, not because of it

The cat planted herself (and looks mightily smug about it)

He will be providing crew medical services whilst in space so I guess that is 😎 universal healthcare

Occurring to me today that clavicular sounds a lot like testicular

Remember that your employer legally cannot stop you from talking to each other about your salary in the U.S.

Youths, may I recommend you look up how the subprime mortgage crisis happened? Just, you know, for science

April Fools used to actually be fun 20+ years ago. Now though, we live in a dystopian reality where baseline stress is already at the absolute max just trying to navigate daily life. My bandwidth for forced internet and corporate tee-hee nonsense is completely zero.

I said “oh come ON” loud enough to startle the cat. Build the damn station.

As an area that has suffered from historical underinvestments in our community and one with many low-income residents and households with limited car access, we need affordable, reliable and convenient transit. The Hillman City/Brighton communities have waited too long already.

The man made a campaign promise about protecting trans healthcare! Everyone stop saying there’s nothing he can do! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social LITERALLY SAID “HERE’S WHAT I WILL DO IF THIS HAPPENS” then it happened and he isn’t doing it! We are obligated as constituents to demand he follow through!

I have a coworker who uses the shortest, most generic names for things and it drives me up a wall how tough it is to find things they created. To use the teapot example: Me: 2026-04 Dragon Teapot Handle Them: Handle

This guy like "I've always wanted to be a marathoner, but I didn't want to run long distances. But now, with the help of this handy SUV, I'm crossing finish lines like there's no tomorrow! 😁"

Adopt A Rent currently has 3 outstanding needs: one for $1200, one for $700, one for $550. And we just got a $550 match offer! Rent’s due: let’s get these Minnesota immigrant families in need covered! V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater Please share and give if you can! Thank you! 🌷

The WebAIM Million 2026 report is out, it reports on overall accessibility across the web: 1. The number of failures increased 10.1% YOY 2. The average number of page elements increased 22.5%YOY Meaning accessibility progress is backsliding. Personally, I am quite certain this is related to AI.

It’s absurd that we got this far (tearing down the whole wing!!!)

Yes, this is real.

I still run into white Boomer men who have been disagreed with publicly for the first time ever and are v indignant about it and it's wild

Is Rivera FOR anything other than stalling and obstructionism?

Hi, Historian here. Just a heads up that the shape of the future is actually not inevitable or fixed. *You help make it happen. So try to make it the one you want*

Applications are now open for Washington's e-bike rebate program! Unlike in 2025, you have an entire year to apply, with a new lottery held every month. ebikerebate.wsdot-sites.com

Just a helpful reminder to everyone: Wednesday is April 1st. If you see a news story or something that looks like a news story that makes you think "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!??" ...the answer is probably yes, yes they are, that's it exactly.

Hello! Today is THE LAST DAY to file a claim in Bartz v. Anthropic. GET YOUR MONEY! Check the works list to see if you are on it here: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/ File a claim here: www.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/claim-form

we truly live in a hell made of "fan fiction for MBAs"

I have the shirt on the right and it’s great. You should get one and we can match.

This is fantastic and I want to make everyone watch it

we have to believe, right?

@attie.ai, for those who wanna press the funny buttons too

💙 AlertSeattle (SDOT): Major traffic disruption. Public demonstration today, 3/28. Large crowds expected near Cal Anderson Park and marching to Seattle Center. Expect significant traffic delays and rolling street closures in Capitol Hill, Downtown, and Belltown. Use alternate routes.

Spotted: train passing the boat salute at 10:18am

Ahead of the most important Link extension opening yet, @mayorofseattle.bsky.social, @kccclaudia.bsky.social, and many neighbors spent the morning dodging cars on the I-90 ramps this morning. We can and must build a safer environment for everyone, especially next to train stations.

The first light rail line to ever cross a floating bridge, the connection will turn the 2 Line into a 30-mile route from Downtown Redmond to Lynnwood via Seattle. Transformative to say the least. www.theurbanist.org/crosslake-li...

THIS THIS THISITY THIS THIS I've been seeing more fake stuff getting passed around lately. Take a sec to check the actual source!

No Kings only trains

I would have been shocked five years ago if you’d told me that I’d be spending my Friday night cackling at legal transcripts, but here we are — “that’s you”

Like SPD?

Of the last 5 male healthcare providers I’ve had, I think only 1 didn’t result in nasty side effects, and that’s the guy who mostly shrugged and signed off on me trying a medication I asked about.

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

Just me, or did Apple break Safari? Lots of flickering, big black rectangles, loading painfully slowly — sites all fine on other browsers.

Recently wrote about the Chicago neighborhood tourism posters created by Steve Shanabruch, who has no affiliation with any city agency, he draws them just because he wants to! They’re done in the style of those old WPA posters for the national parks and they’re just gorgeous. The Superdawg one is 😍

bike lanes bike lanes bike lanes bonus: all-walk 💙

This is why I support @controller.lacity.gov--he is trying to put together a watchdog group for LAPD, and he is very loud about how much money they cost the city.