The already won #OperationEpsteinFury is going well I see 🤦‍♂️

"Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell" -- Jake Tapper reads Trump's Truth Social post on air

Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.

NEW Stewart Lee column on Farage being a bad loser. "Maybe it’s time for Laura Kuenssberg and Nick Ferrari, and the phalanxes of Farage’s other supine news media enablers, to start calling him out" 🔗☟☟

The plan to pull all the Arsenal players out of the international squads worked well 🤔🤭

Look at his face! Just look at his face!

For the first time in American history, the average pound of ground beef is higher than Federal Minimum Wage. So much winning. #MAGA #iran

With the exception of his final home game, does Mo Salah start another game for Liverpool this season?

This is what we are fighting against… & I’m the one with the “derangement” apparently 🙄🤦‍♂️

Two German tourists went on holiday to Hawaii for 3 weeks. But they never left the airport. They were arrested, interrogated for 7.5 hours, accused of intending to work illegally with zero proof. They were held in prison for 3 days then deported. DO NOT TRAVEL TO THE USA.

The Government is considering scrapping the NHS-Palantir deal. Do you want Palantir out of the NHS? RT if you do. #PalantirOUT

The BBC trolling Trump 😂 Whoever decided to ask Kayla to write this story is a genius! 😂😂

Arsenal fans trying to “do banter” 🤦‍♂️

Just like their club did at Wembley, Arsenal fans just make it so easy don’t they 😂😂

Halvsie’s anyone?!? 😂 www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Operation Epstein Fury’s going well then 🤦‍♂️🙄🤔🤭

Iran should tell Trump if he reinstates the Obama Iran Nuclear Deal word for word, including keeping Obama’s name & signature on the paperwork, then they will stick to the agreement 🤭 Then watch his heart rate jack all the way up

They said it would take 193 years to clean London’s air. We did it in nine. 💨 London has now met legal limits for nitrogen dioxide air pollution.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

I made myself a cup of tea at 08:30 this morning, I took my first sip of said cuppa at 09:55! Blurgh 😩 So yeah, that’s how my day is going! 😂

If China invades Taiwan what can you say? That's not ok because it's not Netanyahu and Trump doing it?

Saying the quiet part out loud as the Authoritarian attempts to control the truth. #25thAmendmentNOW

United’s wingers & fullbacks swinging crosses into the box like we’ve got a 6’ 5” centre forward on the pitch 🙄

I reckon Arda Guler might be in the running for the next Puskas Award 😲😲😲

Watching West Ham v City, & I’m really struggling to understand why anyone thinks Pep’s brand of football is entertaining?! It’s slow. It’s tedious. It’s predictable. It’s easy to defend against. Is this “style” of football really worth £1.2B & 115 charges? #WHUMCI

Iran has officially pulled out of the World Cup, stating that conditions in the US are not safe for players or fans. More countries must follow suit. The US will only respond to public pressure and financial retaliation. Boycott the World Cup. Boycott the Olympics. Boycott America.

An 8% drop in national food bank use under the Labour government. I’d put some of this down to free childcare, some to uplift in min wage & pensions, some to breakfast clubs and some to reducing interest rates/inflation. This deserves massive applause. 👏👏👏

Deep into the testosterone zone: the AI war This is a war being waged with a new generation of AI-guided missiles. Gaza was the laboratory, this is the next stage, writes @carolecadwalla.bsky.social www.thenerve.news/p/carole-cad...

NEW: Is this the broligarchy’s first world war? AI, like war & rape, is a hyper-masculine fantasy of God-like power, a myth at the dark heart of what we’re seeing play out in the Gulf. This war hasn’t replaced the Epstein scandal. It is the Epstein scandal. open.substack.com/pub/broligar...

Mam Tor Lords Seat Peak District Derbyshire

How OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY is going so far: 🤣 🖕 👌 👎

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

Dan Gurn

news.sky.com/story/iran-l... Well, it’s clear Starmer isn’t dealing with Franklin D Roosevelt, Trump’s not even at George W Bush level. The bigger the threat, the more vulnerable they feel. Starmer needs to stand up to paedophile-in-chief & put him in his place. #EpsteinFiles #Distraction

You couldn’t make this up. And if you did, everyone would say it’s too much.

Manchester United fans unveiled a pro-immigration banner during Sunday’s fixture against Crystal Palace in response to comments from minority owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe. More from @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/707...

Get Dalot off now.

Absolutely bang on by @jonathanliew.bsky.social The Mail calls out racism on its back page, while promoting unsubstantiated, outright racism on its front page. 🎯

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Make no mistake about it, Donald Trump will burn down the entire planet to avoid going to jail to pay for his crimes. This is not a normal situation. The normal rules of engagement do not apply.

I am sick and fucking tired of Donald fucking Trump.

THIS.

What do you do when an odious little turd doesn’t seem to get the message?!? Nigel Farage, Matt Goodwin - You were not cheated. Sectarian politics has been your stock & trade for over a decade. You lost. We do not like you & never will. We do not like what you have to say. Please fuck right off.

Has the person behind the Allister Heath headline generator created something similar for Kemi Badenoch? Breathtaking lack of self awareness from the leader of a party that polled 1.9%.