I have a pet conspiracy theory that there are a lot of people out there who would be more pleasant if they simply had enough fiber in their diet

assuming they’re walking it back because local officials lost their fucking minds and pleaded with the administration but who even knows, we are all just guessing now and we’ll probably find out the real reason in like a week

gen z is splurging on luxuries like health insurance and rent

the kids these days have no money because they’re buying too much avocado toast i mean rotisserie chicken

Microsoft releases wishlist of types of people they want to rob

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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

i'm not trying to be dramatic when i say that my entire mental health depends on Goldens in Golden www.9news.com/article/life...

i'm not trying to be dramatic when i say that my entire mental health depends on Goldens in Golden www.9news.com/article/life...

age verification? all my video games were shareware

personally I think I think the biggest failure here is not being out in front of a camera every single day reminding Americans that the fourth amendment already protects each and every person from warrantless searches and arrests and that the constitution is simply non-negotiable.

CEOs go crazy man, you’re not even allowed to posses basic information about which of your coworkers is going to be axed?

gaga needs to release the superbowl version of that song because tbh, huge improvement

doing a shot of espresso every time someone forgets puerto ricans are american citizens

damn im Puerto Rican ?

rooting for the seahulks against the landhulks

operating under the assumption that jd vance brought an entire plane full of chicken nuggies to milan

brushing up before I go over to my friends house for the Super Bowl later today, help me out, which team is playing against bad bunny

so did anyone see him there

my give a fucks are not on vacation, they are working overtime, they are burnt out, it’s a toxic work environment

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

haven’t heard from those orcas in a while, do you think they’re busy

this baby just sold me weed

not in NYC but….we have 2 long running nuisance neighbor situations on our block, one in which ppl were firing guns in the air on NYE and also handing said guns to children. one of the first things their property manager said to me on the phone was “you have no idea how hard it is for landlords”

that thing where you get a flat tire but you have to replace all four tires, that’s a fucking scam, that’s an op

i regret to inform you that this is the most wholesomest shit i have ever seen, why shouldn’t the children get to hold a weekly press conference with tiny podium

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

one can achieve greatness if one possesses the accordion file

i wonder if he’ll be asked about it in his next quarterly interview with NPR 🤔

can we talk about trivial things that have improved your life in trivial ways? i recently bought a bunch of these glasses cleaning cloths that come in funny shapes. when im at my desk during the day, i clean my glasses with a sandwich. it pleases me.

The basic questions repeat over and over in history.

quick, someone help, we've got a vegetable situation

Heathcliff, it’s me I’m Cathy, I’ve come home now, wyd

6/ The Post has lost over 375,000 subscribers in just over a year. If 10% of those readers subscribed to The 51st instead, we could hire 10 reporters and five editors, dramatically scaling our coverage of the city at this critical time. 51st.news/signup

WaPo layoffs must be taken alongside massive layoffs across Amazon; of course this is about currying favor with the administration, but it’s also about an absurdly rich robber baron rebalancing his portfolio according to his whim and the passing moment, wrecking lives along the way

monopolies are bad

This is a hard day for journalists at the Washington Post, as they reduce their sports/books and international teams. It also impacts us all as journalists. The ecosystem is being whittled down, paying jobs with benefits are disappearing, we're all scrambling or holding on for life to our jobs

you see, people don’t read or watch sports

someone smarter than me should write something about how WaPo is headed down the same road as many local newspapers that were also gutted into irrelevance by dumb rich guys

well would you look at the woke leftist cato institute

should be illegal for car repairs to cost more than $10

my give a fucks are not on vacation, they are working overtime, they are burnt out, it’s a toxic work environment

everyone and everything is stressing me out today so I’m eating a giant baked potato about it

problem with baking a very good batch of bread is the desire to just eat bread all the time. to have a little bread meal. followed by a bread snack. etc.

Phil what does that even mean It’s been in the 50s, Phil Phil what the fuck are you talking about Phil how am I going to know when the seasons actually change Phil

my boy that’s a mountain dew vein, where’s your straw

Hmmmm seems totally fine and nothing to worry about but let me know when these kids start calling for a ceasefire in Gaza and we’ll send the cops in to round them up post haste

for real, this is what separates journalists from influencers. accountability.