Spicy foods sometimes give me heartburn now that I’m getting old and I refuse to change my ways!!

My gastroenterologist's office is admirably accommodating to time travelers from the Middle Ages, many of whom probably do have gastroenterological issues

It’s only 72 degrees and moderate air quality—I can open the balcony door and have my coffee outside this morning woohooo!!!

the cheesy fiesta potatoes seem like a safe choice i am just saying

I’m on the fence about the official Odyssey souvenir popcorn bucket. $40?

Whyyyyy does it have to be so hot at 8pm. It’s like 1,500 ft to the grocery store and I felt like I was dying getting there and back.

Fresh hair color! I love getting my hair done and walking out with it vibrant and shining like this 🤩

AQI all the way down into the just unhealthy range 🎉

I swear to god, Jane and Bingley live in a completely separate dimension populated entirely by Precious Moments figurines.

uhhhhhhh…..

If anyone needs some escapism via audiobook, may I recommend Cary Elwes reading The Demon-Haunted World. (Or just Murderbot on repeat, that works, too)

Palazzo pants are killing us now? Wait till the kids learn about high-heel mules 🤣

Due to air quality, the Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board has cancelled all outdoor programs, activities and events for today. All non air-conditioned recreation centers are also closed. If you do go outside, use precaution and limit your time.

Had a random nose bleed this morning after my doctors appointments, and I don’t generally get spontaneous nose bleeds. Guessing wildfire smoke + stress 😞

Please avoid all salads, including word.

Stay indoors.

I strongly dislike seeing reels by Gen Zers that are like “nobody else has seen this weird movie” and its Labyrinth, the movie that everyone my age has seen 800 times

Minneapolis: Skyline a few weeks ago Skyline today

Today’s air quality situation in Minneapolis is trying for me (asthma) and my sweetheart dog who’s terrified of fires

The smoke has arrived, Minneapolis 😭

Perimenopause under MAHA is wondering am I pooping funny from stress, hormones, or a parasite

He do 130 mile an hour, smiling at the camera with a toothpick in his mouth.

This film is like a rosetta stone for culture

One of the quiet bright moments of lockdown was Sam Neill serenading us on the ukulele. This type of tenderness feels rare nowadays, how lucky we were. Thank you for everything. ❤️❤️❤️

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20:00 in Minneapolis #mnwx

I’m close to letting go of my stick shift for an EV… help me resign myself by sharing your favorite car songs (and I already called Maybellene)

Sam Neill 😢 What an amazing actor. His memoir is really well written and poignant too, what a lovely guy

Pedal power = your own custom knitwear 🚲🧶 Japan's Fusion Museum in Wakayama lets you design a pattern, hop on a knitting-machine-bike, and ride your way to a one-of-a-kind scarf! 👉 tinyurl.com/y7xn8ab3

I love this album so much and grateful to see have seen them at Electric Fetus and get this signed, but I’ll never forget seeing POLIÇA live the first time at The Paradise in Boston in 2013 with my bff 💕💕💕

Clearing out my gmail inbox and realizing I ordered a book over a year ago that I never received and at this point what can I even do (also where the f*ck would I put it? every horizontal surface above floor level in my studio apt has books on it already 😭)

I know I will feel better once I go to my yoga class but right now I just want to read my book and watch the rain

boss make a dollar, i make a dime that’s why i make babybel cheese wax crab on company time

I hate this game!