personally i don't think "just drink your beer like a normal person" is "freaking out" but then i'm not the guy who wrote this frankly insane sentence — "Miller Lite is the anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences"

Shouldn't a writer for the Atlantic know the difference between anecdote and antidote?

For those of you already missing Stephen Colbert, he's resurfaced on community public access in Monroe, Michigan, and no, I am not joking: youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4

If I ever get fired I want my last day to end with singing a Beatles song with an actual Beatle

Me and my mom @witch23.bsky.social texting thru the whole Paul McCartney segment hoping for Ringo 💕

I love this song but dammit the dog dies 😭

Last one, I swear…But COME. ON. 😍

A special gift for everyone who has had to throw down while eating waffles - the WAFFLE HOUSE logo & font generator is now live!

What an extraordinary story this is! I found this link through racketmn.com’s films in town listings, because a local Emagine Cinema is showing the film Roar, the subject of this article. Read it! It’s bonkers.www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...lm

Holiday weekend furniture assembly coming up—gotta charge the drill for power screwdriver use!

Shit… I really hope that wasn’t just gun shots

Max Hates Snakes

the elon musk sam altman trial could have been an email tbh

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

happy gotcha day, tiny weirdo

I felt the concussion of that thunder right through my entire body #mnwx

Omg the auto captions for my lecture #medievalsky

Unmanned submarine mapping West Antarctica’s Dotson Ice Shelf reported strange under-ice structures, then went silent after traveling underwater roughly ten miles towards the ice shelf’s center. www.earth.com/news/ran-rob...

Spotted this cutie on my with this morning and had to stop for a pic

That one was a lot of fun. Thanks everyone for tuning in tonight. We got something a little different coming next week. Stick around. #HATM

Same director, Jules Dassin. #hatm

This Sneakers rewatch really made me think about the relationships between Martin and others. Mostly Liz & Cosmo, but the whole crew and even Gregor. It's interesting to think of what these relationships would feel like were the film to be rewritten in a more le Carré style. #HATM

⛈️ here comes the storm, Minneapolis! ⛈️

that was a blast! thanks for choosing Sneakers #HATM

The last little coda scene of Sneakers with the newscaster was pure wish fulfillment for 14-year-old me when I saw this in 1992 #HATM

I love how Carl pauses to check before saying "Uzi" here #HATM

Tahiti is NOT in Europe! #HATM

good work from the wardrobe dept on the dirt from crawling through ductwork on Martin's shirt #HATM

here comes the best get-away driver ever! #HATM

The realest interpersonal relationship here is Cosmo holding onto his jealousy of Marty's ability to pick up women thru prison, working for the mob, stealing super secret decryption machines #HATM

I'm no expert, but having essentially a garage door opener to override all your fancy-pants security just seems like a terrible idea #HATM

Cosmo's faith in computers ability to choose dates for actual humans will never fail to be both sad and hilarious #HATM

Cattle mutilations are up! #HATM #Sneakers

Kennedy shot by the NSA but still alive... and shot by the same people who framed Pete Rose... Mother's conspiracy theories are so great #HATM

I am loving the different wall art in different character's spaces here #HATM

I like the little fishing pole thingy in contrast with the giant shark tanks #HATM

I would say at least half the time I slide my balcony door shut, I channel Liz going, "it's okay now, I'll just shut this" and closing the sliding window at Werner's apartment #HATM

Elevator safety, people!! Do not get accidentally decapitated and blow the whole sneak #HATM

peak skeezy Werner line, "shall I phone you, or nudge you" ewwwwww #HATM

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown is one of my favorite songs of all time, and I have been desperate since this movie came out to have a full-length version of the Chinese cover they play in the restaurant scene #HATM

the computer dating subplot is so funny in retrospect, especially the ultimate conclusion the villain draws about it--possibly the least accurate take of his in the whole movie #HATM

Werner's credit card limit of $750 lol #HATM

Did anyone else, when Google maps was new, try to trace the route Bishop was driven while in the trunk... no... just me? Oh well #HATM

One of reasons I think this film holds up better than some other contemporaneous "hacker" movies is the lack of fake computer screen crap, with some exceptions like this call trace blocking map 😂 #HATM

Remember I told you to listen closely... here we go!!!! #HATM

This phone operator is more patient than I have literally ever been when getting paid to answer phones and transfer calls. Give her a raise #HATM

"20 years in the electric chair" is among my fave Ackroyd quotes in this film #HATM

"money's most powerful ability is to allow bad people to continue doing bad things at the expense of those who don't have it" is one of my favorite lines from this film #HATM

Ben Kingsley saying "disaster" 😂😂😂😂 #HATM