It's odd that the pronunciation of divisive is itself a divisive subject.

Lesser Springsteen: Can't start a fire without a spork.

The new Deer Tick album is solid.

No lies detected.

me, walking into the British museum

Sad Ronaldo is the best Ronaldo.

he's a nazi. like an actual no shit nazi

The first Tropical Storm of the year is Arthur. I hope it doesn't get caught between the Moon and New York City.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to drink Boston under the table?

Getting into the spirit of the World Cup by dramatically falling over and writhing on the ground whenever someone in the supermarket nudges me with their trolley.

Semi-charmed Life

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

So cool that a product of MLS, Lionel Messi, is doing this on the world stage

*slams buzzer* What is … racism?

Can't be too long before there's dogfighting in the Rose Garden and whatnot.

A lot of the “kids online safety” proponents actually are anti-LGBTQ extremists and fundamentalists who want kids to have less freedom and don’t care if that actually makes them tremendously less safe too

Two matches. Two Goals. Two Draws. Now, it feels like the World Cup.

It's too bad that I have to wait until next May to start caring about the NBA again.

The Knicks victory is generating so much passion and excitement that if it ran in a primary election, Establishment Democrats would not support it.

Why is it that some countries are allowed to have nukes but others aren't? Explain it to me like I'm five.

Has anyone checked on Spike Lee? Is he ok?

It’s a good thing the World Cup planners put the Scotland game at night, otherwise the fan sunburn situation would be a mass casualty event.

Congrats, Knickerbockers on your MNBA championship!

Bing fucking Bong.

The Knicks would not have been The Team of Destiny in Andrew Cuomo’s New York.

I wonder who Peter Cetera's no-tell lover was.

Bread AND Circuses? In this economy?

Taylor should have shown up in Texas.

As i get older, I appreciate Jimmy Buffet more. I guess that tracks.

As a reminder for everyone saying, "The US had never before scored four goals in a World Cup" that they mean the men's team had never before scored that many. The women's team has absolutely scored more than four goals in a world cup, including in the final. And they also wins things.

Curiosity killed Schrödinger's cat, but also it didn't.

What about a Haiku? This team has mad vibes. Wemby doesn't have any juice. Knicks win in five games

Sure, soccer is kind of boring, but it beats watching Ted Lasso

Pablo Picasso: no no his nose was bigger & it was on the back of his head & his mouth was on his forehead police sketch artist: what

The European mind has a hard time comprehending school busses? That doesn't seem right.

I mean, it really put North Haverbrook on the map. www.bizjournals.com/tampabay/new...

One thing about the 90s was that people were really into Soul Coughing.

Is it possible that Katy Perry is only dating Justin for the health insurance?

We're gonna need TS at a soccer match, for the vibes.

I'm surprised Gene Shalit was alive yesterday.

I wish soccer still had the magic spray can that cured all leg injuries.

The guy from The Las sounds a lot like Billy Corgan, no?

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

Much to Steely Dan's chagrin, they're playing a soccer match in Guadalajara.

"Being a grown up sucks,' said Ramona just before taking a large swig of Malört straight from the bottle. — an excerpt from 𝘙𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘺, 𝘈𝘨𝘦 45

People did a lot more salvia in the aughts.

When i was in college, we referred to one's number of sexual partners as a "magic number," and I think that is much more pleasant than the term body count.

I'm pretty excited about the Olivia Rodrigo album that comes out tomorrow, ngl.

Taylor Swift better get on her PJ s and be in Texas for game 5.