I think I've just found the greatest passive aggressive sign ever made

Trying hard not to reply to this because I have a lot of thoughts about Perry and Croft sitcoms which aren't worth sharing. I'm also apparently weirdly protective of people who worked at and went to holiday camps in the mid-20th century.

A PUFFBALL of delight on the tube

Just remembered Portugal are out too hahaha

I'm still enjoying that Djed Spence sliding tackle this morning, so there's that

Fallon and Harrison sound so awkward together, like they've only recently met but aren't gelling. Rancid vibes #TheArchers

You know who I really feel bad for? Pickford. The man put in a legendary shift when it mattered most and did everything that can reasonably asked of a goalkeeper and more, only to be hung out to dry by a tactical bottling that turned his goal into a shooting gallery. He deserved so much better. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Only a month until the League starts again, don't worry...

I know the footage of the little kids crying is distressing but it's a vital childhood inoculation in England. Measles, mumps, rubella, polio, international football tournaments.

I've always liked paella, flamenco and closing all shops for about 6 hours a day. 🇪🇦

Beckham's eyebrows are getting ridiculous, that's the real story.

We got into a World Cup semi final and that's about right. Come home proud, lads.

Ah boys. You did good. You're good boys.

Not much the goalie can do about those once they're on the way. Fuck

BIG DAN

YOU BEAUTIFUL SCOUSE URCHIN!!!

Yes...yes that's what we have. Yup

Spence you absolute BEAUTY. He's been so so good

GORDON'S ALLIIIIIIIVVVVE

Without wishing to go all Goose Green, quite frankly, today and today ONLY:

Simeone, the cunt doesn't fall far from the cunt, does it? #ENGARG #WorldCup

I'm standing by with my rigged against us cos Trump ❤️ Milei conspiracy theory

I don't want any red cards but I wouldn't mind if Pickford punched Simeone out flat #ENGARG

I don't need to see Mick Jagger looking like a hungry tortoise in a baseball cap, thank you

The only sane money is on something incredibly stupid to happen #ENGARG

This is going to be a right old carve up isn't it

Shit a brick, I'm eating a cushion already #ENGARG

I like that starting lineup #ENGARG

Watching the BBC 'Golden Generation' documentary on England's 2006 World Cup and the trauma memory of that media landscape is real.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar is NOT a children's book. It has very long worms.

Go Pirates! 🏴‍☠️🇦🇷

Happy Spanish 🪭 s

Have France got explosive diarrhoea?

Am I extremely old or did there not used to be so many in-game penalties?

All of America scared of the trots. Could never be us, lads.

Awful people being awful #TheArchers

YES. KIRSTY! #TheArchers

I haven't told you because it's actually not your business, you sausage fucker #TheArchers

Never wine gums but I do always crave a box of Maltesers in the theatre. I think they only do packets now. It HAS to be a box #TheArchers

Fuck off, Tom. #TheArchers

A musical! That narrows it down to Godspell or The Buddy Holly Story #TheArchers

What are they going to see? It'll be Alan Ayckbourn. It's always Ayckbourn in the Provinces. #TheArchers

Evening frog bubblers #TheArchers

London Museum seem to have, ahem, dropped the poo splat from their new pigeon logo. COWARDS!

Bloody boring without any football. Infantino is the devil obviously but suckers like me will end up loving a 64 team World Cup

Oh Sam Neill, you were a good good man

This is Jute erasure

How many other sitting Senators are dead? Probably 4 or 5

Who's the trout wearing the obnoxiously large hat in the royal box? #Wimbledon

Norway you were class. And I'd have loved watching you play the Argies tbh