I tell you this for free, January should be national hibernation month, I'm bloody sick of it all already.

I'm too scared to go and see Hamnet. The book broke me. I like a sad book but not so much a sad film. So it's zombies this weekend, I think.

Fucking HELL this soup was rank. I shouldn't have tried it, I see that now, and have been justly punished.

People saying "the properteh" when they mean "the house/flat/building" drives me wild. It's in the "what can myself do for yourself" vein. Yes I listen to too much Radio4.

Jakob needs to learn hypnotism not meditation. Get Kate in a 24/7 trance #TheArchers

Hunting season. Hope Jakob's injecting arm doesn't get tired putting all those huntspeople down #TheArchers

Jakob, it's your moral duty to stop Kate jumping on a train to Scotland at every turn. Or ever. #TheArchers

I really hope Kenton loses his shit completely and goes on...A RAMPAGE #TheArchers

Kenton's hysterical giggle. Perfectly normal and fine #TheArchers

Could be the meeting with George that gives Brian that massive coronary he's after having #TheArchers

Evening all, may I interest you in the collectivisation and dekulakification of Bridge Farm? #TheArchers

The Outbursts of Everett True - violent defender of the downtrodden, vigilante for good behaviour in public space - are funnier than anything the Dilbert guy ever did.

What we in Britain call The Edmonds Trajectory

I'm sorry but I can't hear it in anything other than Mrs Doubtfire's voice

Have not stirred from this chair for 6 hours

14 million Britons watched Noel's House PArty and it still got axed.

I'm a horrible person and Kenton being terrified of everything is quite funny #TheArchers

Oh NO, Azra, FFS. I take it all back. You're not wise, you've been Helened. Ridiculous #TheArchers

Azra, aside from that one time you went mad over a Farming Today presenter none of us believed you'd ever heard of, you are wise. #TheArchers

The dead zone time gap between work and after-work when there's no time or point going home is actual torture to me. Wandering aimlessly around, checking the time, talking myself in and out of going into a Pret for warmth. Pathetic.

Finished watching Mr Loverman (BBCiPlayer) last night and wow, what an incredibly complex, beautiful drama. Heartbreaking, funny, so well handled.

Apparently this self-portrait by Hogarth represents the seriousness of his artistic ambition and his "pugnacious" character. (I'm afraid the actual pug was called Tr*mp). But really he's having a laugh here, isn't he? Look at the blep! This is not a man who takes himself that seriously, surely?

Omg Maccers actually did the thing!

I'm having a restorative bit of art time. The lesson I take? People today aren't wearing enough hats.

Getting a rug rethink.

@greenleejw.bsky.social I do hope this dance is due a revival www.instagram.com/p/DScqaqbDBs...

Oh shut your hole, Will, you're a moron #TheArchers

Brian hill,-walking has sudden cardiac arrest written all over it #TheArchers

Evening, haggis-chasers. If this episode mentions The Best Highland Games Ever I will bite a sporran #TheArchers

So glad to get home, cold and knackered and in need of a lot of toast

I've bought myself a new dressing gown and tomorrow I may be treated to new wellies. Very much how I'm planning to cope with the Year of Our Lord Satan 2026

Giving a good reference for someone is one of life's true pleasures. Yes of course I will tell a prospective employer/government/academic institution how great you are!

A minor illustration but, along with Everything Else, decision-making itself has become polarised between supine "please don't criticise us" paralysis where rational action is needed, and wildly dangerous "we don't give a fuck" deliberate harm where healthy reform is needed.

By George, I think Emma's got it! #TheArchers

Another bloody last minute Special Occasion plan, FFS! Who's got odds there'll be a competition... #TheArchers

Will really is very very thick #TheArchers

There's a point in our cultural future where Kirsty Wark interviews the cast of the Pepto Bismol advert on Radio 4's The Reunion, and it'll be people like me to blame.

Fuck. This. Shit.

Minus 5, face gone numb on walk to the tube. I'm not built for this. I'm summer swift not pengvin

Wish I had contacts in Minnesota. Someone lovely needs to adopt The Professor, his little face is killing me. 😭

I could do with it being Mick and him joining Rochelle in the slammer indefinitely, eventually, when the court backlogs are sorted. #TheArchers

FFS, Amber, you just had the Out. Get some therapy for your problem with pitiable rogues and run. #TheArchers

Late, I was putting the rat aux vin on. #TheArchers

This virus just won't take the hint and fuck off. I sound like a goose.

You can still visit Simon's grave in Ilford Pet Cemetery today. The words on his grave read: In memory of "Simon" Served in HMS Amethyst May 1948 - September 1949 Awarded Dickin Medal August 1949 Died 28th November 1949 Throughout the Yangtze Incident His behaviour was of the highest order. /END

Fred West had multiple head injuries in his youth, that's all I'm saying #TheArchers

Ugh, the show that always has the opportunity to do an interesting thing, and only does it about twice in 75 years #TheArchers

I do think this is an annoying story though. George doesn't have to do any work to redeem himself, he just gets to be a victim everyone feels sorry for. #TheArchers

Emma actor doing a good job of that having to hold it together or lose it completely at the worst possible moment thing. #TheArchers