This was my response when my agents asked if I wanted to pitch on this reboot back in November. I really hope more creatives do the same so that the likes of Max Landis are all they can hire. I may not make an honest buck but I’m a hundred per cent American and I don’t work for no two-bit Nazi.

Add me to the list of people who had no idea about the sunshine and limes thing until last night. Has anyone had any actual experience with that? That shit is NASTY. #ThePitt

This is murder. ICE routinely deposits released detainees far from their home just to be cruel. It’s standard practice. To do this to a blind man on a wet cold winter day in Buffalo is to know you are potentially sending him to his death.

I just had a greasy sausage egg and cheese croissant and a pink sprinkle donut from 7-11 and it hit the spot like nothing has ever hit the spot.

I watched A VERY ROYAL SCANDAL, the docudrama about the trainwreck Andrew/Maitlis interview, it was very well done. The guy who played Epstein was uncanny. Is the Netflix version (SCOOP!) any good? That one seems a bit more sensationalist.

Episode 3 writing done! Now onto casting guest roles and recording. I think I've got a pretty good workflow now that should enable me to keep doing these monthly. Now I just have to figure out how to monetize it so it's not just an expensive hobby lol

This guy really looks like he should be terrorizing New York in a gritty 1970s cop movie

I can’t remember the last time I enjoyed anything as much as Andrew’s downfall. Brits have known that he’s a prize prick for decades, to see him finally get his just desserts is a joy. Truly couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke.

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre. She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s. Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.

Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

“Get your crown on, you’re nicked”

Oh shit! Here we gooooooo

A lot of places are about to be bombed in a country far away and a good many people killed because Donald Trump cannot make anyone forget or ignore the accusations of what he did with young girls. That is now the foreign policy of the United States.

Kind of amazing that pedobear hasn’t made a comeback during all of this.

Kevin gonna Kevin.

With so many competitors in AI is it reasonable to assume that a ton of money and energy is being wasted on completely duplicative work?

I've heard so many great Ratner stories over the years but this one is among my favorites.

Oh yeahhhh

Nope, didn’t understand a word of that.

What a tragedy. Bezos and the useless Will “thirsty” Lewis have brought a once-great American institution to its knees. Having disgraced himself on both sides of the Atlantic what will Lewis do now? My guess is GB News.

I've heard so many great Ratner stories over the years but this one is among my favorites.

Hey I'm in this! And so is @matthewmercer.bsky.social! I play his assistant! Which is fitting!

Kevin gonna Kevin.

Hegseth takes another huge L.

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Shannon really should win some kind of award for this.

Episode Two of SEE YOU IN HELL is live and already blowing up! ep2.seeyouinhell.tv

A take: Pam Bondi could literally have said: “You people don’t know who you’re fucking with. President Trump could have you all killed tomorrow and it would mean nothing to him, nothing!” and we would still be exactly where we are right now.

Is anyone else weirded out that this new Luc Besson DRACULA appears to be a straight remake of the Coppola version?

The English have some very good words for the likes of Pam Bondi. Words like ghastly, and horrid, and cunt. History will damn her. Her and all of them who sold their souls to a bankrupt criminal pedophile rapist moron who shits himself.

The English has some very good words for the likes of Pam Bondi. Words like ghastly, and horrid, and cunt. History will damn her. Her and all of them who sold their souls to a bankrupt criminal pedophile rapist moron who shits himself.

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This is like the owner of a car dealership finding out about car theives and saying “Welp, I’m finished!” Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise both have rights to their likenesses. This video violates their rights, and the machine that created was trained on stolen copyrighted material.

Yes he crushed his performance as Silent Bob, can’t wait for you all to hear it.

I’m honestly quite pleased with myself. I had no plan in place for success so when episode 1 blew up I had to write and produce this one at warp speed lol

We are so back.

Pam Bondi needs to be impeached. With the split in the House and Massie where he currently sits, it could pass the House, and trial in the Senate would be a necessary truth telling exercise.

I think you will enjoy our special guest star for Episode Two of SEE YOU IN HELL. He went wildly off-script in the most delightful way. And I swear it's a complete coincidence that his scene came out to exactly 4 minutes and 20 seconds.

That’s what’s up.

Final day of post-production on SEE YOU IN HELL episode 2 tomorrow! Should be posted later this week.

She will die in prison.

Familiar faces return and new ones join us for Episode 2 of SEE YOU IN HELL which just wrapped production! Who's that playing a CRITICAL ROLE in this next installment? This one is NUTS.

You don’t say.

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Aside from Doctor Robby because that’s too easy, who on The Pitt would you want to be your doctor?

Jeff Bezos Changes Washington Post’s Slogan To ‘Love You, Babe’ After Getting Into Fight With Lauren Sánchez https://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-changes-washington-posts-slogan-to-love-you-babe-after-getting-into-fight-with-lauren-sanchez/

The British Prime Minister is going to be brought down by Epstein. Trump will still be in office when Starmer’s replacement is appointed. What are we doing here?