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In one week!

I’m not a huge fan of The Last Crusade (yes I know I’m in the minority) but “I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers” is one of my favorite lines in the whole series.

Picked up this bougie pasta sauce at the ferry building, any good?

SF winter drip

At the end of every year for the past ten years everyone has been all “haha good riddance 20XX you won’t be missed” and then the next year is worse.

Some people have asked for the direct RSS link so here it is: rss.buzzsprout.com/2560437.rss

And Spotify:

SEE YOU IN HELL is now live on podcast services! Just the trailer for now with the full pilot episode coming on Jan 8 but subscribe now so you get it as soon as it drops! Here's the Apple Podcasts link:

We have a poster! Art by @marklevyart.bsky.social a real human being

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

I have zero marketing budget so reposts on the below are MUCH appreciated! I’ll have links to the podcast and website soon!

A reminder that this project has zero marketing budget so reposts of the below are much appreciated! I have a link to the actual podcast page and website soon!

SEE YOU JANUARY 8. This trailer gives a very small taste of what’s coming… probably the end of my career lol

Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol

Boom.

THE BOOK OF ELI leaves Netflix Dec 31 FYI

SEE YOU IN HELL trailer later today…

Kelly: I wish someone would tell him how math works. You know, that the prices are going to go down 500 or 600%. Anyone who's been through like the sixth grade by then knows that that is not a thing.

I do believe we have a locked pilot episode of SEE YOU IN HELL! Can't wait to get it to you in the new year (release date coming soon, with the trailer). Now the second-guessing and fretting can begin in earnest!

New video! Answering YOUR burning questions about my new project SEE YOU IN HELL:

Editor in Chief of Christianity Today Magazine 👇🏽

A new low even for him. There is no bottom.

New video! Answering YOUR burning questions about my new project SEE YOU IN HELL:

Seeing a pattern yet?

Well, there you have it.

Huh

Sora update has a handy pre-made style template to make it easier to generate fake news clips 👍👍👍

This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.

OMG SO GOOD

Himes: "I think it's really important this video by made public ... it's important people see what it looks like when the full force of the US military is turned on two guys who are clinging to a piece of wood and about to go under just so they have a visceral feel for what it is we're doing"

lmao

If at any time in the future you question whether boycotting the World Cup, as I am, is the right thing to do, I want you to spend five seconds looking at this photo.

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

“What have I done!” 🤡

These should come in handy. Reposting with alt text as telling people to get fucked should be accessible.

First bit of press!

I know I should just ignore/block all the fools and bots shitting up what used to be a nice neighborhood but sometimes I can't help myself so I made some templates to at least make the process of replying more efficient. Feel free to use these:

Had enough yet?

Lots more info coming but I guess the most important thing to know is that this was entirely self-funded. No-one was ever going to make it so I made it myself. It's been so refreshing to actually MAKE something instead of constantly asking other people for money and permission to make something.

Reposts on this are appreciated, BTW. There is no marketing budget.

These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.

I'm bored today so I decided it's time to announce the secret project.

Resign. apple.news/ArMPAdnAZTym...

Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video: “This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”

Mad Men 4K

He can't stay awake. Or walk. Or speak. I'm so sick of the GOP denial. The embarrassing flattery parades. The complicit press standing silent while he drones on incomprehensibly or insults colleagues who dare to question his lies. Or laughing obligatorily at his non-jokes. I'm just so tired of it.

It's the opposite of "the buck stops here". He is selling out Admiral Bradley and sending chills down the spines of his chain of command, who now know their boss will sell them out if he is taking heat. A case study in how not to lead.

not woke

New headshots! Which one, if any, do you like?