THEY DESTROYED APPLE CRUMBLE AND CUSTARD! An unforgivable crime. Lock them up and throw away the keys. BBC News - Four arrested after crumble and custard thrown at Crown Jewels display - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I thought that What Three Words gave unique locations around the world. Yet when I entered "England. Batting. Collapse" into the app, it showed several places in Australia. #Ashes

Why don't they just give him the Golden Boot now, to save time?

Surely not another Reform politician accused of racism? I'm shocked. At least Reform will never be racist against Russians. BBC News - Reform politician's racist Chinese slur 'caused a lot of hurt' www.bbc.com/news/article...

Our beech tree looks like it's on fire at this time of year

Farage really on the ropes there.

"The worst possible PM at the worst possible time"

Let's just add the stars and stripes to our own list of hate symbols

Cruel exits in both #onlyconnect and #university challenge tonight. Well played all teams. #quizzymonday

I hope that the #AudiF1 car does look like this. It will be like having Senna's Mclaren MP4 back on track. Especially if they write 'Marlboro' in big red letters across the rear wing. #F1 www.formula1.com/en/latest/ar...

I remember when the political "silly season" was just during the summer parliamentary recess. But since the 2016 referendum it seems to happen all year round. BBC News - Prime Minister Keir Starmer will fight any attempt to replace him, friends say - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I genuinely don't understand why senior BBC managers have to resign because of this mistake, yet some national newspapers can print lies on an almost daily basis without any consequences.

Real-Life Coyote vs. Roadrunner!

Farage: epic grifter

I have just watched the new Alan Partridge series and I'm convinced that Donald Trump is a huge fan. So much so that he has devoted his life to impersonating AP all the time. The line between North Norfolk Radio and Truth Social is very blurred.

It’s an insane world where militarizing your own civilian streets and ordering extrajudicial murders on the high seas doesn’t get you a prize.

Let me see if I've got this right. #Jenrick is saying that in order to improve integration in Birmingham, more white people should move to Handsworth?

Not sure if this is real or if it's the plot of the next 007 movie where a Bond villan tries to take over the world with Frankenputers. BBC News - Scientists grow mini human brains to power computers www.bbc.com/news/article...

I think that Trump may be targeting the wrong Portland. The one in Oregon is apparently peaceful but I was in Portland Maine recently and there were tanks on the streets. * * Not actually true but the city was full of homeless pushing shopping carts piled with their possessions.

For someone who is usually only too willing to give his opinion, it is strange how reticent Farage becomes when the answer to a question is 'inconvenient'

First Farage platformed notorious UK anti-vaxxer, Aseem Malhotra, who insinuated that Covid vaccines caused the Royal Family’s recent cancers. Now he’s openly trashing scientific method & evidence, pretending neither can be trusted & facts are a free for all. This is deeply dangerous populism.

OK, so we know that paracetamol doesn't really cause autism, but contestants in Strictly should be warned that too much spray tan clearly causes insanity

It's a sad sign of the times when Europe is hit by a major cyber attack and we can't be certain whether it came from Russia or the USA because both hate us.

Reform is becoming the party of failed and desperate Tory MPs. They have abandoned their vision for the future and are clinging to a final hope of relevance. It's pitiful.

In advance of his state visit, Trump will be sending the National Guard into socialist London to combat the crime rate (which is actually lower than the average US high school). BBC News - Memphis next US city to see National Guard troops, Trump says www.bbc.com/news/article...

Well, there's a surprise. The tories accepted dodgy donations when Johnson was PM. BBC News - No 10 files raise questions over whether Tory donations were legal www.bbc.com/news/article...

Now that Mad Nads has joined Reform, the average bonkers level in the party has gone right down

This Why do UK journalists not challenge Farage with these facts? What are they afraid of? Or alternatively, what is in it for them if he gains power?

What an excellent and deserved result for Hadjar. #DutchGP #F1DutchGP

RIP Biddy Baxter, long serving editor of Blue Peter. The programme kept me entertained throughout my childhood. John Noakes daredevil adventures inspired me to do a parachute jump. I have such fond memories of it and still have a collection of Blue Peter annuals.

Tried watching #FortuneHotel but found most of the couples irritating. Also, Min really should have married someone called Max.

Oh good, because he was finding it hard to make ends meet. BBC News - Tesla awards boss Elon Musk $29bn in shares www.bbc.com/news/article...

I know people are down on AI, but what if I told you I just discovered an entirely new way to consume the day's news?

As I said. . . . www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I know that the rest of the world can smile smugly as the US medical community is taken over by anti-vaxers, but it will have serious impacts on us. The US is a huge market for vaccines and if that ends, pharmaceutical companies may not develop new ones.

Happy #WorldHumanistDay! Here's one our favourite little definitions of humanism by our Vice President @profaliceroberts.bsky.social

The new #f1 app version is a bit rubbish. So difficult to find things on it. The old version wasn't perfect but it was a lot easier to navigate.

So a group of people can break into an RAF base and paint planes red, but they are safe from hostile forces blowing them up? Errrm I don't think so.

I know that Israel and perhaps the US would like to see regime change in Iran, but hasn't recent experience shown that the new regime often ends up being worse than the old one?

So Nozzer messes up again. I think that my comparison of him with Nigel Mansell is looking more accurate than ever. #CanadianGP

Naturally BBC News - Poundland: Struggling bargain chain sold for £1 - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'm sad to see the dreadful news from Boulder Colorado. I've been lucky enough to visit a couple of times and have great memories of the town. It's a lovely place with a fantastic setting in the Rockies. Commiserations to all those involved.

TWO woodpeckers on the bird feeder this morning. Exciting!

Man of the people Farage, utter scum!!

If the new deal with the EU means that the UK will export more and we won't have to queue for passport checks, I'm prepared to put up with a few moans from fishermen and Express readers. #brexit #EU

Having seen the lineup, I am looking forward to UK Celebrity Traitors #Traitors

They couldn't elect Trump as POPE so they did the next best thing and chose a Yank.

POPE ALERT, POPE ALERT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Things will be tense in #raceacrosstheworld tonight with one team being eliminated. Will the typhoon prove to be the deciding factor? We have only just got to know the teams so I don't want to lose any of them. #ratw