[5am]Good morning, Just a routine whisker-to-face safety check. Carry on. 😳😹🐈‍⬛💕

The cat wand had absolutely no chance. It was a toy for approximately 3.7 seconds. 😳😹🐈‍⬛💙

Cat lover 🐈‍⬛ ✅ Ricky Gervais 😂😳✅ Brit humour 🇬🇧 ✅ Popcorn & butter 🍿✅ youtu.be/aIkRFKsoOiM?...

🎶 Birds flying high, you know how I feel Sun in the sky, you know how I feel Breeze driftin' on by, you know how I feel…and I’m feeling good🎶 Blue heard Nina Simone once and now insists all lounging sessions have a jazz soundtrack.😹🐈‍⬛🎷🎶

Life update: I live with a joker. 🐈‍⬛ And apparently, I'm the punchline.😹

Happy #FathersDay to all you amazing cat dads out there! May your day be filled with purrs, head boops, and the privilege of paying for food that your cat will sniff and then reject.😹🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💕

🎶 Heaven, I'm in heaven.. Some cats sleep cheek to cheek🎶😂😹 #Caturday

70° out and finally enjoying the backyard for the first time all year. ☀️ Naturally, the soundtrack is Roxy Music on the Sonos. Because if you’re going to do absolutely nothing, you should do it with style. 🎶😎

It’s ((( #CATURDAY !!!! )))🐈‍⬛ Sleeping in: MANDATORY. Treats: REQUIRED. Vacuuming: STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Failure to comply will result in loud screaming at the nearest window until demands are met.😹🐈‍⬛

Cats: Waiting for absolutely nothing... and making it look important.😹🐈‍⬛💕 #CatNoirFriday

Wish my eyeliner looked this fab… but some talents belong exclusively to cats. 😹🐈‍⬛ #CatNoir

Baby Luna : November 2021 I thought I was bringing home a kitten. Turns out I was signing over ownership of my house, my furniture, my schedule, and most importantly... my heart. ❤️🐈‍⬛😹 Happy #ThrowbackThursday everyone!

The Tale of Two Whiskers The right: Elegant, refined, majestic. 🐱✨ Walks into a room like royalty. The left: Chaos. Turmoil. Tiny criminal mastermind. 😈 Knocks over water glasses for sport. So... who are you choosing? 😂 #WhiskersWednesday

Mom made the bed. We fixed that problem immediately. 😹🛏️🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💕

Guess who’s watching this absolutely brilliant animation for the 5th time? 📺🍿🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ These two insisted I put it on. Who am I to argue with management? 😂

When your sibling whispers the family gossip and suddenly your entire afternoon gets interesting...☕️🐈‍⬛👀🐈‍⬛😹

From Blue “In this crazy world, be more cat: stretch often, judge quietly, nap aggressively, and demand snacks without apology.”😹🐾🐈‍⬛💙

And just like that, we’re back to our regularly scheduled Sunday programming: Blue’s ass stuck to the fridge. 😹🤦🏻‍♀️

Just crossed into 🇨🇦 to watch ‘Echo & The Bunnymen’ in Toronto tonight! Among the most influential and enduring post-punk bands ever. 🎸🇬🇧👩‍🎤🎶🎶

Must be Friday... Mom's patio cups are out early. I predict louder stories and fewer personal boundaries. 🤦🏻‍♀️😹 #FridayVibes #CatNoirFriday

I've got the gray cats. Now I just need a black & white model to finish the monochrome starter pack.🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛😂

🐈‍⬛🚢 Did you know Luna’s aunt was on the Titanic (True story) Happy #ThrowbackThursday everyone! 😹

ONE MORE TIME! LET’S GO!!🗽🏀🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💕

Watching, I forget the clock. I forget the list of things undone. For a few moments, there is only blue sky, the turning earth, and a bird suspended between both. Captured this video of this magnificent creature this afternoon. (🎶 More Than This- Roxy Music 🎶)

Every family gathering eventually reaches this stage. 🤦🏻‍♀️😹

Just going through my Paris super W I D E captures. Hope you enjoy. 📸🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

🤔 What’s he thinking? 🐈‍⬛ Food, sleep, food, treats, food, bird, food, pets, food... ...and occasionally: "Why is the food bowl only 97% full?"

FBI: The Feline Bureau of Investigation Current threats: Squirrels with no visible employment, delivery drivers with the wrong package, the wind acting suspiciously again, and that one dog walking his human in the bathrobe.

Night walker. Treat stalker. Art gawker. Heart stealer. Luna: “Sweet dreams everyone!” 🐈‍⬛💕🐾 #PetAppreciationWeek

Kicking off Pet Appreciation Week by appreciating the fact that my cats allow me to live in their house. 😹🐾 #PetAppreciationWeek #Caturday 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💕

🎶🐈‍⬛ There's a kitty who's sure every sparkle's a toy, And she's climbing a stairway to Cat Heaven. When she gets to the top, if the treat jar is shut, One loud meow gets her everything she came for. Ooh, ooh, and she's climbing a stairway to Cat Heaven. 😹 #Caturday

Family photo album night 😹 Happy #FridayCatNoir

CUT!! 🎬 Take two, everyone! 🐈‍⬛😹🎶 Recently discovered: the original first take of this famous image.

Yes Luna, I’m still working past 11pm. Just wrapped up a meeting with one of my favourite clients in Japan. I don’t think she’ll ever get used to midnight office hours... especially when they interfere with her snack schedule. 😹🐾

Cats see in 4 dimensions… especially when treats are involved. They can detect a snack before it even exists. 😹🐈‍⬛ Happy #ThrowbackThursday

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Blue, currently in a committed relationship with his own shoulder. 😂😹🐈‍⬛💙

Anyone missing a canary?🐤🐈‍⬛ Happy suspicious #whiskersWednesday 😹

Double shot of #ToebeanTuesday 🎶Sweet Caroline... Touching paws, Reaching out, Touching me, touching you,🎶😹

Celebrating love in all its forms. Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

New York cats🗽: Yo Ma! Stop yapping I'm on the phone here! 📞🐈‍⬛

What can I say 🤷🏻‍♀️🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💕 (sound up)😹

Up close, you can see it all, the curiosity, the mischief, and a heart far bigger than those whiskers. 🐈‍⬛💙

The sun is setting, the house is quiet, and I’ve completed all my important #Caturday duties: judging, napping & looking impossibly handsome. As the day winds down, I hope you find a moment to relax, enjoy the little things, and appreciate the people (and pets) who make life brighter. Love🐈‍⬛💙(Blue)

Let the #Caturday shenanigans begin! 😳😹🐈‍⬛ Blue is serving top-shelf cattitude today, and accepting admiration from below only.

It’s #FridayFun 😹 If you spot Luna or Blue (or any gray cat)🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛, you’ve officially earned yourself a refreshing beverage 🍺🍷🍸🍹🥃☕️🧋… hydration is important after all that detective work.

When your Teams status says online but your soul is offline...😹 #Fridayfun

Worst day ever 💔😭 “Luna, get my purse!”👛🐈‍⬛🏃🏻‍♀️

Spring cleaning, came across a box of my old CDs. So many bands you forget about when music isn’t sitting on a shelf in front of you whether it’s an LP, CD, or cassette. Don’t get me wrong, streaming is fantastic but I think something gets lost when music is no longer tangible. 💿🐈‍⬛ #GenX #TBT

#ThrowbackThursday Here’s to all my 80’s #GenX friends! It’s time to sit back and enjoy Tears for Fears and Luna being a 💩 disturber😂🐈‍⬛💕 🎶Sound up🎶

Sunset girl🐈‍⬛💕 #ThrowbackThursday summer of 2022.