Hello

supercunt

Having lots of fun in Leicester again

My new side quest is learning to interpret ECGs through the medium of TikToks by paramedics

Fuck them and their capes, I’ll just go out for a nice meal instead

Graduation ceremony booking was meant to open yesterday. Tried a few times but got ‘service unavailable’. Tried again this evening - now every ceremony in autumn except one date in Belfast is full. One final piece of shitty fucking incompetence from the open university.

I’ve just worked out that in the 10 days since I was last at work I’ve done slightly over 100 hours of volunteering lol

Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan… depending on the next move this could be a strong celebrity death trio

Oh hi

Fully expecting bluesky to press the “obviously over 25” button just like the guy at the co-op does from 20 yards away 🥲

I too read a series of dril tweets as positive affirmations

And they say local journalism’s dead

Oh hey it’s me, Niall BA (Hons)

When I repost myself

Hello. I had a busy weekend at Splendour (I am in the second picture)

Well now

“John’s been sacked too has he”

Hang on a minute

No sooner had I taken my trousers off for bed than the bbc rang to offer me the masterchef gig, clearly I’ve got what it takes

aI iS cOmInG fOr YoUr JoBs

Alright maintenance yoda

This is definitely the best way to get people to stop talking about Epstein

Well I suppose you could call that sleep

This weekend I’ll pass 400 hours of volunteering since the start of January. I’ll be pushing 500 by the end of July. It’s quite full on this year 🚑

I mean, it blatantly is him…

Can’t wait for some whistleblower to release that there is no ai behind grok, it’s just musk sat there typing replies

Flying ant day again?

Yaccarino’s job is done

Sacked!

Ggreggxit!

Mostly trying to imagine what she’d have to say

A window shot him?

Caturday is it

Fully expecting this parcel to go to house number 007

I have dusted my wets

At least Change UK managed a Nando’s before it all fell apart

I’m not fully paying attention but I think the news just said a British man has won at straight sex in Wimbledon today. Kudos to him

House is strewn with melting cats

I should probably warn them about this

Wonder if he’s considered what reception he’ll get on his next visit to Celtic

Lots of Rod Stewart chat on the timeline

Got to this hotel last night and there were these five Aston Martins parked in a row on the car park. Just looked out and some iconic soul has stuck their 15 year old Saab estate on the end of the row

Nice little walk along the Clyde

that does look pretty crap tbh

Squrr sossidge time

Good morning from scotland

The last 3 weeks of working to fix an absolute shitstorm have reminded me that I’m fucking good at my job

Also I’d like fewer mentions of both ideally