YODA: circumcised are you ME: That's a private matter, Yoda. YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda. YODA: take off your shorts you must YODA: show it to me you will YODA: going where are you YODA: your penis I must see YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be YODA: mmMm

a spider can fly on a current of air

hup

"out of the three mass shootings today,"

Hades 2, like Dragonage Veilguard, the main base is called The Crossroads. Every single time they say crossroads. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJWY... > Let's meet at the back crossroads "See you at the crossroads crosscroads crossssroooaadds"

As the old saying goes...

chuck's gotta go, man just can't even pretend to meet the moment we're in, you cannot be out there talking about bipartisan funding for the health care system when the VP is threatening your constituents with loss of employment and freedom for speaking their minds in public

I’ve played every mgs game a ton. I beat delta and it reignited my kojima brain. I blasted though peacewalker right after and I am now working the true ending and it’s got me rainting out loud about how GZ is fake and skull face isn’t real or is the real big boss and V is set in the 2000’s

It’s called the Switch 2 because on Friday, much of the discourse on this website will Switch 2 chatter about new announcements for the console.

*hideo kojima in 2010* Hello American children, I am talking to you through your Sony PlayStation Portable. I want to tell you the CIA sold cocaine to Americans.

suddenly remembered the single greatest sentence in video game history today

medicinal chips

Typical male fantasy: I’m grillin with one hand & holding a hot babe with the other Typical female fantasy: There are 3 lions who are brothers and I ride on their backs across the wilderness. I don’t remember a life before them & don’t want a life after. Yes, we do it, but we respect one another.

Going to pick up a gun at the gun store but the owner is like "sorry but your background check came back and they found your tweets about "shooting the leaf blower guy execution style in the street."

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

down fricassee creek 2 www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff

rise and shine!!!

Every time I think about how hot it’s gonna be tomorrow that commercial plays in my head. Propagandized subconsciously in a way governments wish. If sears where still around I would def be all about getting stuff from there. They blew it

My contribution

brb about to go change the trajectory of my life

you should be able to charge your phone by feeding a little cracker

flaming moe's

getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream

running a survey over on mastodon

"The Cartoon Frog"

let eat

This is incredible

i love how every article now reads like something you'd find as an ancient datapoint amidst the ruins of our dead society in a post-apocalyptic video game

the Divine Comedy is just a self-insert isekai doujinshi

really annoying to hear the ghosts in pacman called "ai" when in reality they're the souls of 4 teenagers who broke into an arcade one night on a dare

anything worth making is worth being a real picky bitch about

morning mood

feels like one of the main divides in how people view ai is the reaction to its ingratiating servile tone. when ai is like "ouhhhh i'm so sorry i got that wrong sir, let my try again, you were right my liege" tech guys are like "i like this" instead of "what the fuck is wrong with you"

how do you explain this gap in your open source side projects / sorry that's when i was apalled about the world and annoyed with llms and spending hours using a sewing machine in the evenings

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

“If I let you ride my back across the river, you must promise not to get any weird slime on me,” said the tiger. “We promise,” said the frogs. But as they were halfway across, the tiger felt some weird slime,

uncle mark asea www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

half-remembering that thing about how most Roman citizens experienced the fall of Rome as simply one day their local bridge went out and nobody came around to repair it

accidentally left the hose on and gen xers were lined up around the block taking turns sucking it off

“Mum says if you’re going to do it then do it, otherwise can you go out for milk?”

sometimes i'll get really high and start absolutely crying making myself sick trying not to laugh at something because i know my husband is going to ask what i'm laughing at and i'll have to show him this

when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life

I remember staying up late watching this live as a high-schooler and just pacing my living room, furious. It's crazy how I was completely right about everything as a stupid child and the intervening years have only proven me more correct. Anyway, George W. Bush is definitely going to hell