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晴れた日にはオバケが出る

I can't watch Park Chan-Wook Movies before bed, I get to rowdy (please watch Lady Vengeance, While I think oldboy is is the better of the Vengeance Trilogy, Lady Vengeance is my fav. )

It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting

cat dance (12 minutes)

Last night, I defeated the final Balatro challenge; I defeated Jokerless. In the moments after, I yelled, THREW the switch at my partner to show them, and then he had to take the video for me because I was freaking out and shaking so bad I forgot how. @localthunk.com you madman.

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Check out this little crazy posable Char I got for Christmas

jealousy psychiatrist

I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us

unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee

I'm at the combination

I am a simple man. Yeern 101 is so good that I still sometimes just 'repeat one' and listen to it for about an hour. Unbelievable Shenanigans made me cry the first time I listened to it

Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back

God knows stealing is good. That’s why he made it feel awesome

guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right

Money tongue emoji doesn’t make any sense to me My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money Me: yeah. Maybe.

I had to look up the word Jouissance

getting banned from the Frankfurt airport for "sucking on it calf style"

And you may find yourself In the back of a convenience store in North Jersey And you may find yourself duct-taped to a chair under a single fluorescent light Letting the days go by Now they’re waterboarding me Letting the days go by Now they’re waterboarding me

LMAO, one time I wrote a whole intercept and cache system so I could stay on Google Maps' free tier with a paying client's app.

i will take every opportunity to draw kai shiden

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

If I ever get cancer I'm gonna autoerotic asphyxiate myself. You know, to spare my family the bills

YODA: circumcised are you ME: That's a private matter, Yoda. YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda. YODA: take off your shorts you must YODA: show it to me you will YODA: going where are you YODA: your penis I must see YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be YODA: mmMm

a spider can fly on a current of air

hup

"out of the three mass shootings today,"

Hades 2, like Dragonage Veilguard, the main base is called The Crossroads. Every single time they say crossroads. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJWY... > Let's meet at the back crossroads "See you at the crossroads crosscroads crossssroooaadds"

As the old saying goes...

chuck's gotta go, man just can't even pretend to meet the moment we're in, you cannot be out there talking about bipartisan funding for the health care system when the VP is threatening your constituents with loss of employment and freedom for speaking their minds in public

I’ve played every mgs game a ton. I beat delta and it reignited my kojima brain. I blasted though peacewalker right after and I am now working the true ending and it’s got me rainting out loud about how GZ is fake and skull face isn’t real or is the real big boss and V is set in the 2000’s

It’s called the Switch 2 because on Friday, much of the discourse on this website will Switch 2 chatter about new announcements for the console.

*hideo kojima in 2010* Hello American children, I am talking to you through your Sony PlayStation Portable. I want to tell you the CIA sold cocaine to Americans.

suddenly remembered the single greatest sentence in video game history today