just saw the most haunting photos of James Franco working in an autograph house (?) looking like some kind of farm animal hooked up to a machine as its life blood slowly escapes its soul

vicariously watching twilight playing on the hotel roof from my own hotel room

the saddest casualty of pompeii:(

Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady

found my new favorite wikipedia picture on an article

Oh my I didn't knot this existed. FMV games of the 1990s where sure something.

happy tenth birthday to The Rizzler

i don’t like the idea that the peanuts gang live in and are aware of the year in real life. to me they should live in a timeless void lodged in the fabric of time and space. yes i know snoopy fought in vietnam but that rule doesn’t apply to him.

anyone do this yet?

hobo dinner

Kelsey Grammer would be a great name for a girl in a PBS cartoon who teaches you about adverbs alongside of a wisecracking squirrel named Nutley. Grammer would technically be misspelled but who cares it’s a bunch of stupid little kids watching it.

the best dinosaur is clearly Iguanodon, because of all the dinosaurs it most resembled a middle-aged Sicilian-American dock-worker with a switchblade

the way he’s bouncing around in the background in one unbroken shot is so damn funny

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Love this, love these two

sometimes i feel like i wasted my high school years by not being social and doing really poorly in school, but then i remember that i used to do things like create fake social media accounts for the Larry The Cable Guy chips as if i worked there just to fuck with people. those memories are priceless

You want to keep this going big boy? I know your type your the troll type who wants me to block you. If I do that you win but if you block me you know I win. Well I got news I’m not as dumb as you think not letting some 30+ year old neckbeard get under my skin nope. I know I’m better than you

the fifth season of Arrested Development made me sick in the head

My biggest problem with Geese is the shit they leave everywhere

made the mistake of criticizing the cinematography of Focker In Law on X (the everything app!)

my fatass thought this was a seinfeld sandwich at first

Garfield’s Nightmare

thinking about the time when my parents bought their first flat screen TV, and one of the first DVDs i watched on it was an Ernest movie that we owned. fell asleep with the DVD menu playing all night and i woke up the next day with a slight imprint of Ernest’s face superimposed onto the TV screen

logging on

a movie couple that would definitely have a podcast

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

This is honestly what it feels like watching the US/Iran news on a daily basis.

TV EXEC: well your caveman show is just a phenomenon. absolutely great stuff. any ideas for future programs and we’ll green light it immediately. WILLIAM-HANNA and JOSEPH BARBERA: we’d love to make a show about a big gay puma

love whenever mike leans in and pulls one of these moves

[richard scarry worm on a payphone inside a Jiffy Lube] yeah man my apple is completely fucked. some guy driving a banana sideswiped me and i crashed into another guy’s pickle

the US-Iranian negotiations

I am going to out-pizza the Hut

The key to this passage is that Soderbergh ultimately admits, however unconsciously, that he just didn’t want to pay talented artists to create the work he needed.

We’re less than two years away from hitting the point where Garfield lasted longer than Peanuts and that just seems wrong.

i haven’t stopped thinking about this clip from uhf since when i first saw it when i was 8 years old

everything is obviously terrible right now but this week i started my new job that actually pays me a decent paycheck and i don’t have the horrible feeling like i’m barely making enough to survive right now which has done wonders for me not feeling like a depressed piece of shit all the time :)

reminded again last night of a treasured image. heed its words, for you never know when you may find yourself in need…

it’s friday

STAR WARS suffered from its lore. It was best full of weird little guys with no backstory and hazily sketched past events. That was the fun!

It’s a meme…