Guido / ZX Spectrum / Blaby Computer Games / 1984

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square

the moment in The Whale when brendan fraser succumbs to his temptations and just starts eating everything out of the fridge and cabinets (including wrappers, banana peels, shells, etc) while ominous music swells was the most that i’ve ever felt represented on screen

Ebert is one of my favs because he's both an intensely old soul curmudgeon hater and also deeply genuine lol.

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

finally snapped a pic of the jeremy piven billboard i keep seeing on my way to work

imagining David Letterman saying "Hamnet"

"call it"

Earlier tonight my TV failed to display 30 Rock in a way that I felt put me in Alec Baldwin’s headspace for the first time

i would go to the opera except that costs around eighty dollars. i'll pay sixty dollars for a harlem globetrotters ticket but an opera would have to be pretty darn good to be worth twenty dollars more than that

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

jodie foster prepared for her role in silence of the lambs by looking at scary things

Me, watching Gorillaz on SNL, remembering when that song came out 25 years ago:

I tried to free your mother, Ani, but Watto wouldn't have it.

mfs walking around the white house like

Me (emotionally manipulative master): Should I kill myself... Or have a cup of coffee My simple servant with hunch back and 1 eye: Cup of coffee my lord!! Cup of coffee

true enlightenment was when i realized that i’ve spiritually been an unc since i was in middle school, and now i’ve finally just aged into the appropriate age of an unc

Jimmy Fallon: and tomorrow night we’ve got Paul Mescal, Markwayne Mullin and music from Benson Boone, should be a good one

INTER.BMF

No offense to the designers of Kongs but when they got down to Swanky Kong and Lanky Kong they really lost the artistic integrity and rich characterization of the one who had a hat

Schnookums & Meat Pasta (1995-1995): A canned pasta, mini meatball, and tomato sauce product from Franco-American, with little pasta shaped like the characters from the short-lived Disney Afternoon series "The Shnookums & Meat Funny Cartoon Show"

my tribute to women

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

They should do Kony 2012 again. I think we could catch the guy this time.

bill maher waking up in the middle of the night, reaching for his notebook and scribbling down "I mean, rreeallly? (make cool smart guy face)"

obamna

don’t eat the chicken pot pie from Mimi’s Cafe bro it gave me a parasite

that week when each impractical joker was getting outted as sex pests every day was insane

CHASE_C1.BMF

bro truly cannot believe what he's seeing and eating

A24 horror film

went to Michael’s to get a brush for my thesis painting and saw this 🥹 my parents…….cheering me on……..

watching any defunctland

huh

they’re just begging for a car chase

New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Rich Evans!