new year

My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”

reel cool grandpa 🎣

"Wuthering Heights" (2026) starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi.

shrimp boat restaurant sign, rosemead boulevard, temple city, california, 1991

This is honestly powerful propaganda for the “Become Rat 2026” movement.

god i hate the taco bell app

@briannaduggan.bsky.social Hi Brianna, I ordered one of your prints on November 14th that is still under the “pending” status. Was just curious if it will be shipped in time for Christmas. Just wanted to make sure the order was fully processed from my end at least

This is such a powerful image

new gas station by my place is speaking my kind of language

From the Far Side collection

Gregg Turkington’s only opinion on the Kennedy assassination would be how rude it was for Oswald to hide from the police in that theater and that “that’s not really what movies are supposed to be used

Denny's Bilbo's Breakfast Feast (2013-2014): Part of the promotional menu for "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug", this platter featured honeycake French toast slices drizzled in honey, a massive sausage, hash browns, and eggs scrambled with cheddar, spinach and mushrooms

the year 2000: i can't believe these dumbass kids made a show about kicking each other in the balls the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls

This is crazy man. I'm not going to be able to get over this

Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love

what it’s like talking to film nerds

PTA shut down production and ballooned the budget on this movie so he could cast Benicio del Toro, and the very first shot of him instantly proves it was worth it

love that there’s a small subsection of 80s comedy nerds on the internet who are quietly pushing for them to release the full ending speech by john candyin PT&A. like snyder bros except for people who feel very passionately about caddyshack

I swear to god I dragged my parents to see this when I was 8 years old. I didn’t fail you, Mr Dante

there he is… at last! william marvy!!!

What’s up homie

.@idriselba You want the Tower?

such kind eyes. a beautiful smile.

Young Professor X (via telepathy): Johnny! Can you hear me? My name is Charlie Xavier! I’m 8 years old and I’m your biggest fan! Johnny Carson: that is wild stuff

Your son was kind enough to offer us shelter.

some sort of ol’ fashioned jalopy noise

I am physically unable to go through a yellow light without saying "ha ha haa" in a menacing voice

christmas is the best season of year cause it’s the only time that’s appropriate for me to play dumbass novelty songs that would normally get me yelled at

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

jeffrey help

Sen. John Fetterman suffered a fall after a young wastrel chopped down the beanstalk he was climbing upon

The nostalgia Facebook groups are so weird

wow this is pretty damning

Forgot how the marketing for The Fabelmans was like "a heartfelt semi-autobiographical story of the transformative power of the movies" and the movie's actual plot is "here follow the crimes of my Sexual Mother"

about the #BillyKnightChallenge

bull sign, chittenango, new york, 1988