the year 2000: i can't believe these dumbass kids made a show about kicking each other in the balls the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls

This is crazy man. I'm not going to be able to get over this

Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love

what it’s like talking to film nerds

PTA shut down production and ballooned the budget on this movie so he could cast Benicio del Toro, and the very first shot of him instantly proves it was worth it

love that there’s a small subsection of 80s comedy nerds on the internet who are quietly pushing for them to release the full ending speech by john candyin PT&A. like snyder bros except for people who feel very passionately about caddyshack

I swear to god I dragged my parents to see this when I was 8 years old. I didn’t fail you, Mr Dante

Jacking off RFK Jr and his cum burns a hole through the floor like the alien blood in Alien

there he is… at last! william marvy!!!

What’s up homie

.@idriselba You want the Tower?

such kind eyes. a beautiful smile.

Young Professor X (via telepathy): Johnny! Can you hear me? My name is Charlie Xavier! I’m 8 years old and I’m your biggest fan! Johnny Carson: that is wild stuff

Your son was kind enough to offer us shelter.

some sort of ol’ fashioned jalopy noise

I am physically unable to go through a yellow light without saying "ha ha haa" in a menacing voice

christmas is the best season of year cause it’s the only time that’s appropriate for me to play dumbass novelty songs that would normally get me yelled at

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

jeffrey help

Sen. John Fetterman suffered a fall after a young wastrel chopped down the beanstalk he was climbing upon

The nostalgia Facebook groups are so weird

wow this is pretty damning

Forgot how the marketing for The Fabelmans was like "a heartfelt semi-autobiographical story of the transformative power of the movies" and the movie's actual plot is "here follow the crimes of my Sexual Mother"

about the #BillyKnightChallenge

bull sign, chittenango, new york, 1988

this is such a funny hill to die on

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Have said this before but I do think Qui Gon Jinn would be way more interesting as like a dirtbag Toshiro Mifune type but he's decidedly a very noble Liam Neeson despite all evidence

Ned flanders? Give me a break. The guy's a total cornball. I thought this show was supposed to be edgy..

Curtis "Jojo" Sliwa

BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

they should have a D list celebrity zoo that’s similar to this. come see rob schneider in a glass office where he does the making copies bit! marvel at the wonders of bam margera in a cage doing kickflips

Rewatched Army of Darkness last night. Raimi’s breathlessly manic kineticism should be exhausting even at 80m but man… the slapstick gags, cartoon mugging, stop-motion action craft and willingness to just move on from/blow up anything on screen on a dime. What a filmmaker.

Treehouse of Horror should bring back the intros where Marge warns parents how scary it's gonna be. Kids are probably watching worse things but it sets up a vibe

goddammit i’ve been trying to sell these Popeye masks for over a month and nobody’s buying them. somebody told me 2025 was gonna be a Popeye Halloween and i foolishly bet everything on it