within the context of the Capital One universe, Samuel L. Jackson appears to be a god, not unlike Odin, but for credit cards and unlimited cash back

you are on this Wisconsin Beef Council… but we do not grant you the rank of master.

the mandolorian and greg

ESPN is trying so hard to make lacrosse happen.

they’re calling it the Wallet Inspector update

oh hell yeah brother

(to my upset tummy) you need to lock in

Anthony Edwards what are you doing

4yo thinks Culver’s should have fortune cookies and it’s hard to disagree tbh

posting thucydides traps over on insta (i don’t know what anyone is talking about)

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two incredible final possessions there great job everybody

it’d be a helluva time for Cleveland to figure out how to win a road game

Chuck is such an apologetically good dude and the contrast he offers to everything else we typically see in media remains incredible, especially on this topic.

did PK Subban lose a bet or something? he’s dressed so normal

Peacock prompting me to make picks before the game in their in-app prediction/gambling feature is such dog shit man

me after I sow:

some good deals on Mother’s Day balloons

damn I thought the Lakers just needed the refs to give them more free throws?

might have a refreshment

it sucks Dems bailed on the ‘weird’ messaging because it’s the easiest way to describe so much of this shit

sorry Target, you’re just Greg Bovino’s bathroom now.

they can’t see me pacing back and forth like a caged animal on this Teams call, my camera’s off.

worth noting that Watertown is where they keep ICE detainees in Wisconsin before moving them to larger detention facilities

MOTHER'S DAY CARD: to my protector, my champion, my best friend, I love you unreservedly FATHER'S DAY CARD: hey old man!! Have a fuckin' beer you old fat bozo ahhhHHh I'm just messin' with ya

personally I would get confirmation before assuming what a woman would like in this situation

look how those former Dodgers prospects are contributing to the success of the 1st place Rays

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

The Lasagna with Meat Sauce Standard

(in therapy) it just sometimes feels like you only love me for my box of assorted cables

hell yeah brother

my life was really spiraling out of control until i saw the fine print on that DraftKings commercial

i love my grandpas so much

i’ll say it: that’s just too old.

it’s always “look how the Dodgers are ruining baseball” and never “look how those former Dodgers prospects are contributing to the success of the 2nd place Rays”

i’ll say it: that’s just too old.

A sizeable group of voters simply want an asshole as President. There is no point in trying to cater to them, you can either ignore them or discourage them from voting. Every effort to get their vote by adopting asshole-ish policies is a waste, they want the real thing.

1974 Bricklin SV-1 at No Reserve

that’s enough work conference for one day

dating profiles:

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

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you look like an art piece from the rain and sauce era

every single day of my life: get jimmy fallon off my television

I understand writing articles is fun but it’s not shocking to hear Gen Z is romanticizing the 90s, I had a ton of friends who did the same with the 60s, there was a whole garage rock revival about it.

mario is the green one and luigi is the red one

i’m gonna need ol’ Atlassian Williams to Jira ticket their way out of this dogshit car

me whenever Sainz is in position for P13 😭