nice poorly disguised phishing email, IT dept.

elected republican: (watching the most popular Super Bowl halftime show in history) this should be illegal

truthfully, this is one of the most difficult issues I’ve canvassed about and it’s because a lot of liberal voters hear this and say ‘huh that makes sense I guess.’

thinking about Miguel Rojas hitting a home run off Jeff Hoffman in the World Series again

honestly very progressive of the NFL to make the Super Bowl incredibly boring this year so Bad Bunny could be the focus

is it because they’re racists? I bet it’s because they’re racists.

I've been to some countries where people live under military rule or autocracy. And without fail, one of the questions I get when they ask about life in the U.S. is whether it's true that Americans just let homeless people die on the street.

there isn’t a hell hot enough for the people who have done this

picturing racist uncles in living rooms across america wondering if Bad Bunny is saying something about them when he’s speaking spanish

folks: this one’s a stinker.

kicker MVP imo

what a damn pass break up

I should be able to put my hands in my collar when I talk to people like football players do

trying not to care who loses but then I see Chris Pratt

Peyton looking thrilled

housed a tube of thin mints and felt my health bar refill

hooking coaches up to heart rate monitors is one of the best broadcasting ideas I’ve seen in years. they had someone’s mom and dad hooked up earlier and dad was a solid 30 bpm faster.

gold zoning out

this lady can’t stop talking about this

“we can’t just get rid of ICE - things at the border HAVE gotten out of control…” no they haven’t. shut the fuck up. shut the entire fuck up. take your whole face and shut it the fuck up.

“Don’t make fun of Epstein’s writing, he may have been dyslexic” is 2017-tier. Not even Woke 1.0. Pre-release Woke. Woke before it was a minimum viable product.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

tfw you leave Plato’s cave awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...

Doug Marcaida: it will KEAL 😏

Under communism we'll all have the meats

ahh, well.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

put meemaw in a home and stop letting her play government when lives are on the line

espn: (unprompted) you guys want to gamble on some skiing?

WHAT THE

espn: (unprompted) you guys want to gamble on some skiing?

Broken Social Contract

polls: abolish ICE elected democrats: americans want a common sense approach to secret policing

not right now sweetie: Hollywood Nights by Bob Seger is playing real loud

No no I promise the next billionaire will be the benevolent one bro I swear we’re due, I can feel it

that’ll fix those approval ratings

highlander (1986)

Imagine seeing this and still thinking we need incrementalism. Social media has totally cooked people's brains. We got intelligent people who aren't willing to see the forest for the trees because they don't want to admit they were wrong to a bunch of people they'll never meet in real life.

*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this

I appreciate the hype from Williams but, when your car is the only one that missed the first round of testing, a livery reveal isn’t really hitting the same.

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

alone! with the cookies

I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year

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