ahhh, well.

does anyone have a rapture meeting invite they can forward me?

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Every person making a “House of Jealous Lovers” joke right now has owned American Apparel items.

Very glad to once again be personally choosing not to watch Jimmy Kimmel Live instead of the government forcing that decision on me

Is it a good thing for an industry when people are constantly inventing new words to describe the terrible side effects of your product?

the "problem" of autism is a mindset issue with society writ large. there is nothing to "cure" because this is a heritable trait, autism is something one is born with. any policy regime short of simply accepting who they are and empowering them to live a life of self determination is dehumanizing

find me another Dem that wouldn't be too afraid to do this. seriously.

Disney trying to bait the nerds into watching a Star Wars Trailer instead of apologizing for being dicks to Jimmy Kimmel is funny

thrilled for our annual matchup against historic Oklahoma rival Ole Miss

Coach

fitting that the most consistently obvious AI generated commercials I see are for gambling

is he allowed to talk to Taylor Swift’s fiancé like that?

(absolutely miserable) well a win’s a win

lot of people immediately able to grasp why this is bad still making excuses for posting on twitter

this season’s Sainz episode of Drive to Survive is gonna have me running through a wall

me whenever Sainz is in position for a podium

ROAD RASH

time for a big sip of coffee before I check in on how Mike Gundy’s pep talk has been working out for him

That’s not how a Venn diagram works?

Liam Lawson Drive to Survive episode in the making

I have *never* used ChatGPT. Not once. I’m not saying I’m better than you… oh fuck it, I’m better than you.

this exists it is called thinking

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky

doomscrolling (MyChart)

getting cooked on this app (MyChart)

getting cooked on this app (MyChart)

these people are genuinely idiots

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

It truly cannot be restated enough that earlier this year Trump pardoned everyone involved with J6, the largest event of political violence in the US in my lifetime. They have absolutely no credibility here and deserve to be confronted with this fact whenever they're in public.

this is the only rational, logic-based way to reorganize the MLB

OK folks. The Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices is meeting on Friday to discuss Covid vaccines. If it is possible, I do recommend getting a Covid vaccine before then. I know due to out of pocket costs and prescription requirements in some states it is easier said then done.

we waited all day for a sunday night for this?

(soothing therapist voice) how does this make you feel, white boy?

San Francisco, get thee to the de Young to see Rose B. Simpson’s Tewa-style lowriders.

gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years

I'm seeing some people post this and not realize this is PART of the radicalization. Building an audience from reasonable sounding videos and converting them into the pipeline. Weiss is doing this now as I get The Free Press ads about things like "low tech parenting" and workout fads.

we have grown beyond the need for the LiMu Emu and Doug

attempting to inject the part of my brain that’s dripped out of my ears back into my skull before heading off to work at the Atlantic

mom I threw up

comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS" @surfdaddy57 Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...

lol what

(absolutely miserable) well a win’s a win

college football: fun, exciting, a sign of fall pro football: exhausting, demoralizing, a burden to be carried

sure these F1 cars are fast but try getting groceries in one of them

it was pretty obvious that Gundy running his mouth was going to piss off the Ducks, but an underrated part of talking about how he doesn’t have the resources to compete in the NIL era is it lets every player on the OK State roster know he would have rather signed other guys.

cleaning the vacuum feels like such a betrayal: you were supposed to be part of the solution, not part of the problem