music gear companies posting silly fake products for April Fool’s: 👍 music gear companies posting silly fake products for April Fool’s but it’s AI: 👎

it's her day

AI has caused local commercials to go from bad (charming) to bad (derogatory)

(late to the pile-on so all the good stuff has been taken) nice punctuation dipshit

your grandparents voting for reagan

DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW?

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

you’re using ChatGPT to come up with a business plan for your restaurant? you are already out of business

Brewers remembered how to score runs again

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

angine de poitrine pilled

yes, if picasso were still alive and playing a leading role in driving systemic harm toward trans people and you bought guernica and he got all or some of the money you would be a bad person. this is not a relevant thought experiment bc all conditions related to harm are missing.

is there any sort of mercy rule available for use here?

really just the one solution for everything

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

other ways to do placeholder content, anyone telling you this sort of thing is just lying.

using our tax dollars to pay for a war we’re losing that will permanently raise gas prices right before taxes are due is a bit of a pisser

is it a good sign when the Treasury Secretary is part of a full court press to push the invasion of Iran on Americans?

I became so utterly loathsome to my fellow man that the crowd of amoral financiers, biglaw partners, and major landlords at the steakhouses of Manhattan despised me on sight. Regretting nothing, I was nevertheless obliged to retreat to a West Palm Beach Ruth’s Chris for a moment of peace.

they’re gonna mace someone indoors in a poorly ventilated area within a week

The fact that this is actually a reasonable, founded attack by Fox News makes me furious: www.foxnews.com/politics/war...

if they put some WD-40 on the bottom of basketball shoes they wouldn’t squeak like that

All the Saxon Musk posting reminds me of one of the all-timers

(in a based way) can i have some milks?

and we’re gonna win

(sadly) du du du du

CBS March Madness studio segments are like a fever dream

while many of you are likely yelling “GO BLUE!” or “MY BRACKET IS BUSTED!” i’m yelling “RIP ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!”

previously unseen levels of getting cooked

OH. MY. GAWD.

peak March Madness reached

OH MY GOD

Who's excited?

kids are right about graham crackers we really sleep on those as adults

luckily this sort of thing is a quick diplomatic fix: just a blue wave away from saying “oopsie”

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technology has brought back the Dancing Plague of 1518

members of Team USA are welcome to enlist

Mark DeRosa has just learned they’ve been eliminated from the tournament

Rob Manfred thanks you for your service

how could this have happened when the guy who shot bin Laden talked to them?

You guys are laughing. Paul Skenes almost was in the Air Force, and you're laughing.

these losers on Team USA were miserable all tournament for nothing

hell yeah vamos

this is Paul Bettany in The Da Vinci Code

you can’t spell Duncan Idaho without DUNC