England v. Mexico

this is fantastic for the USMNT but i’d expect more consistency from the organization that awards the FIFA Peace Prize

what a shit end to the race, damn.

two races in a row now that they’ve screwed up Lewis’s safety car strategy

it’s crazy Arby’s is putting that cheesesteak sandwich in commercials when it looks like that

going through the motions at work like

never gonna stop being the dork app if we’re calling tractors ‘military vehicles’

Bad news, America.

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

glockymolo?!

McLaren’s livery looks like someone ran a Mercedes through the wash

hold on sweetie, dad needs to go tell the newspaper how stupid he is

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

prepare to have your daughter accused of being a boy and face demands that her gentials be inspected if the dad on the other team thinks that she fouled his special snowflake too hard

we can photoshop better than this, folks.

Ohhhh no Kimi!

Williams Season of Humiliation continues

why sleep in on a saturday when work anxiety could wake you at 5:30a?

nothing is getting fixed in this country while the Culver’s Class is in power

if you eat it one time, you will do good if you eat it two times, you will do bad

i’m getting cancelled for sure

hoping the Culver’s I had last night doesn’t get me in any trouble

tougher than they ever talk about Trump

looking forward to the day when legal consequences enjoy a bit of a renaissance, personally.

you’re gonna wait 3-4 months for your new computer too

Giants PR meeting with Buster Posey

the year is 2026. reflecting pools are crime.

or what?

never ceases to be funny when a politician who promises to actually do something wins an election and moderates are like “this country is in shambles”

if I was Dianna Russini and I was fully committed to being a terrible human being I would’ve done a slightly better job of making sure every single one of my colleagues didn’t hate me

get in there and ask for that raise, folks.

Mamdani keeps making moves tonight

I’m just glad Rudy Giuliani isn’t alive to see his beloved New York City embrace communism, it would break his heart

New York City voters seemed energized by victories from Brad Lander, Darializa Chevalier, and Claire Lopez. But in this small diner roughly 75 miles outside of Topeka, news of the results was not welcomed as warmly

I can’t believe he had to have PR step in

buy a Milwaukee fan a New Glarus today

sometimes I hear people talk on ESPN and it seems impossible that this network once had actual journalists

Evangelicals do not in any meaningful way exist in the real world with the rest of us this is part of why you can't appease them or persuade them

get that paper, billiam

carbon monoxide

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

another day living among metaphors

put anything you want on that resume folks

S/O: You're making a lot of noises, everything ok *don't remember making any noises at all*

you know what doesn’t have any bullshit AI integration is a CRT tv that’s big enough to kill me