utterly delighted

Braves in the NL West or gtfo

“The politics of big money and small ideas” is a BANGER

rilo kiley super bowl show?!

CHAOS SCORE ALERT

I need a @mlsist.bsky.social investigation here immediately

for these birds, I will go

Metsy

we gotta make kicking harder again

ok now I'm sold

Actually @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has a much better claim to represent Jewish New Yorkers than Jonathan Greenblatt. Several mayoral polls show that Mamdani enjoys majority-or at least plurality-support among New York Jews. The only Jews who voted for Greenblatt are the donors on the ADL board.

oh hell yes

the Federalist Society is the proximate cause of fascism in this country

I turned the game on at 65 minutes and I regret that immensely

tanner scott somehow forgot he was tanner scott for juuuuust long enough

wildly I think I was on the field the last time this happened at a UVA-FSU game

Looks like a Proud Boy found the portal into John Malkovich’s head.

the party of deep concern for separation of powers strikes again

Feel like if this is how the law works, there’s no reason to make a budget deal because there’s no reason to believe anything that you win via Congress will actually happen anyway.

can't believe they threw Elder Millennial Fest and none of you told me

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One day, on this app, we won’t hear a Cal Raleigh vs Aaron Judge for MVP debate, but today is not that day. DUMP DUMP DUMP

I'm a reporter not a political strategist, but one answer to the question of "What can the opposition do?" is "Use the extraordinary investigative powers members of Congress have even when in the minority to get new information courts and journalists can't get."

is it just me or is baseball unusually weird this month

Three years ago, Aaron Judge hitting 62 homers was touted as one of the most impressive things ever accomplished in baseball (it was!) Now a catcher has 60+ and every Yankees fan I come across is acting like the entire baseball media is biased against Judge for thinking that guy *might* be MVP.

RFK Jr-ass bullpen

let’s check in on how the distinguishing ICE from the Nazis campaign is going

an extremely Judge Reyes footnote in there

how is this not the Mets

too soon

kids Rosh Hashanah service was the single most chaotic event I have ever witnessed

mad libs-ass rosh hashanah

Hell yeah

Veteran pitchers Me dividing up the takeout 🤝 Deserve parts of the plate others don't get

it's happening

uh hoo boy that's quite a fact

Trump, pounding shoe: "We will bury ourselves!"

These agents should never know a moment’s peace. I think what is uniquely sadistic about them is how much fun they are having.

it's happening

army-navy-ass touchdown

The whole administration in one quote

lollllllll

I know it's not true but in my head canon Heater is named after a fastball

“blocks away"

as opposed to when

we already give Messi a hundred mill to walk around the pitch in Cincinnati what more do they want

turning outlook notifications on for the first time since early July cannot recommend

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.