as open and exciting as the games have been, I think I am tired of men’s soccer now

all you can eat became a scam after i hit 35 and i need to remember this about myself

Embrace the CONCACAF. Become one with the CONCACAF. Put in that two footed tackle in the name of the CONCACAF.

listen i'm always going to root for the balkans but fuck off with that

Around 410 CE, the Romans left Britain, opening the way for waves of settlement by Angles, Saxons, and Jutes and the displacement of its Celtic peoples. Subsequently,

someone told them ponies got cancelled clearly

oh no we made a compelling show about female spies in the 70s and people enjoyed it we should CANCEL IT IMMEDIATELY I GUESS

every time i think of fabio cannavaro, i think about the old football thirst blogs and how obsessed everyone was with his thighs

i knew this would happen so i chose not to watch it BUT i do think it's ok if fabio cannavaro decides he wants to eat the lesser ronaldo

me @ myself today

actually let's hear the tiny particle out

those men need to get the fuck up

TWO MORE LET'S GO

he keeps running into this problem

This is my fav one sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

this is the scariest man in football

this game is making me sad

COME ON SENEGAL!!!!

really appreciate norway putting a line through the 7 at least

ok having seen the replays, i see why big sam denby was upset

oh, it's raining.

look, it was inevitable

the commentary around the MLS is going to drive me to abandon the EPL for it out of spite

that was objectively hilarious

there's too many bait posts on this site today

miss u mo

god those boos bring me joy

i refuse to give it to linkedin but this is a very funny quote

i never want the cabo verde run to end

bro surely a penalty

either blow the whistle or give cabo verde a goal i cannot live like this for six more minutes

cabo verde's defensive work tho

cabo verde's defensive work tho

i am once again asking you what the fuck is the point of ref cam if i'm not seeing the peep show version of this argument

Cabo Verde with more goals at this World Cup than Portugal, Belgium, Scotland, and Ghana.

A GAME OF FOUR QUARTERS AND THERE'S STILL ONE LEFT

NO.

it's ok guys there's still two quarters to play

*insert bowling animation* SPLIT 🎳

CABO VERDE?!?!?!

changing my meds in the summer when my breathing is already worse sure was a choice

I made one change

football is famously a game of quarters and anything can happen in the next three

give eloy room a trophy right now

anyway i want a spirit jersey with pride numbers and a gay player's name and i was already struggling but now I GOTTA ADD LUCIA TO MY CONUNDRUM?

once again: dc statehood is the absolute bare minimum.

this is who die mannschaft hurt btw 😠