I love how everyone is posting MICHAEL B JORDAN like he just hit a home run 😂

pretending they all still play for us and donating $20 per goal to yellowhammer fund

the montreal boston game is getting tense in the third period if you're not already watching

i do appreciate people still being angry and disgusted by this season and i support you entirely but have you considered making a powerpoint presentation of all the birdwatching sites you want to visit in the next year instead

search your camera roll for hell

I had previously seen this, but managed to forget in the last ~year quite how impeccable the interpretation of this stage direction was

Both Denver and Boston got red cards in their first ever games? God I love this league 💀😭😭😭

ok, that's enough sports. it's the importance of being earnest saturday night starting NOW

we're so back i say as i aggressively mute the tv again

Very much support the celeb interviews pregame and at halftime, but please fuck off with doing them during live play

Rodman on Lucia Di Guglielmo's debut: "Holy shhhhh!" Hal Hershfelt: "She saved our ass so many times."

that one shot on target is hmm.

still love u public transit even when we lose

we're so back

lucia is so fucking good wow

if you've been watching the spirit over the past season or two, you knew that was coming. sigh.

I don’t really want to do the “not finishing chances even though we look like the better team for the whole match” thing again

THAT WAS A CURSED FREE DC ACTUALLY

first shout out of the season to taking public transit and then walking to games

That @washingtonspirit.com frontline is going to need its own nickname.

weighing myself down with layers and stones before i leave for tonight's game

every day i have to learn about a new online personality??????? where are these people coming from and why do you all know who they are???????

also on board! I’ll do $10 per goal, $25 for a Spirit win, and $25 for a Spirit clean sheet!

SCREAMING at Holly Rowe leaving the sourcing in her tweet and revealing it came from the league. Holly’s never been a journalist but this is fully amateur hour from a long-time member of the media.

it's wild to me that most of sports media is still talking about this world cup like it's a normal one

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

people don’t put enough dissociation time between meetings when they schedule stuff for me

"paid appropriately" is one of the funniest euphemisms for wage suppression i've heard and i used to work in non-profits

why did we even domesticate peeves

evergreen sketch by @mostlyinane.quest

[youth pastor voice] hey heated rivalry fandom, you know who else took massive pay cuts so they could play on the same team and try to win a cup together

huge news: i can breathe out of one nostril again

You're not going to make any money doing this and no one is going to read it, so you must hope for a secret third thing to happen

Me, just before I nap

did you guys know that your eye can swell up if you're really congested? cos i didn't!!! not till about 30 mins ago anyway!

celebrate international women's day by making more women, transition today!

This two-anthology set has a REALLY nice lineup and I came across it only on Kickstarter, not in Any of my social media. Seriously - Iasmin Omar Ata! Day Al-Mohamed! Safia Elhillo! Randa Jarrar! Fatimah Asghar! Backed & you should take a look too - www.kickstarter.com/projects/mus...

william hazlitt i was not familiar with your game www.essays.quotidiana.org/hazlitt/plea...

i've been sick for four days straight and i don't actually know how much i've retained of the books i've read but i did just have a fever dream about king lear in a boxing gym

i had multiple dreams about continuing to sort things on this tab for two days after i closed it. you should definitely click on it.

Our two dudes book club is on a generational run right now (Aeschylus, Herodotus, Truman Capote) cc @mostlyinane.quest

liverpool men's football club 2025-2026 season has been a long-form clown performance. thank you all for watching and participating.

*bursts in, sweating, out of breath* “Drop everything, fish doorbell’s back” visdeurbel.nl/en/

lrp: i made L watch allo allo clips with me because she asked why i was cackling and i'm afraid she's even more baffled now

send trin back to dc please

started reading joyce carol oates' on boxing last night and i have had to stop every three sentences to stare out the window

I know I'm friends with and follow so many progressive and talented artists bc they're all depressed and haven't drawn shit in the past 4 months

my kingdom for sports betting companies to be forced to go back to physical locations only