virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling

scova: the only consistent rule is that liberals arent allowed to win virginia democrats: we have to respect the rules

the amtrak conductor is threatening ejection from the quiet car for anyone that uses a cellphone in it and this is exactly what we need as a society

just a week of horrifying elections jfc

i really wish we could get the drunk man trying to get back home from the red sox game version of the odyssey. but unfortunately whimsy is dead and everything classical has to be a fucking treatise on masculinity and heroism or whatever.

My personal theory is that Penelope sent him on his journey because she was so fed up with and just needed a few years of peace with her loom.

“The Odyssey is a very serious book, Odysseus is a very sympathetic, brilliant character and you should not make fun of it” - someone who has clearly never actually read the Odyssey.

Christopher Nolan fan bros are the most annoying people on the planet because what has “it’s not history” and “most people are not irony poisoned” got to do with ANYTHING. The Odyssey is a fucking Monty Python sketch as a plot! Odysseus runs around killing the suitors BUTT NAKED at the end of it!

'India has held elections for 75 years and survived disputed counts, electoral boycotts, and accusations of fraud and manipulation. What it has never faced, at least at this scale, is the systematic reengineering of who gets to participate before a single ballot is cast.'

what if this frost/victoire game is the start of a 17776 sort of deal but with women’s hockey #pwhl

i need to sleep @ victoire please score a goal

told my hubs this and he came up with "Boston Odyssey: a drunk guy trying to get home to his wife after a Red Sox game"

alright this has been a fun time on the internet i'm going to go stare at the bad screen now

"what do you remember?" "a wife" that's it. that's every nolan film summarised.

Nocturne in Black and Gold has had a hold on me forever ...

ok i was so distracted admiring this look that i missed two goals??

why is she holding a mango

ok but for real didn't we all know about MIA's right wing/conspiracy nonsense for like. a full decade at this point?

"openai.com" was once the personal homepage of a guy named glenn (2001), and "tiktok.com" was the quaint shared homepage of a couple as their relationship progressed from dating to married with a baby (2000). THREAD!!!

Welcome to the Stanley Cup Playoffs, where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.

Jokes on you, I can't remember enough of anything I love to populate a top ten list off the top of my head. The second you ask I will forget I ever even watched a tv show or listened to a song

watching the claudinha goal again instead of this nonsense

the giant banners with his stupid fucking face on them are less annoying than the fact that he's made us the city with the highest unemployment rate in the country

😔 greenland has three goals in three games

guys i think the washington spirit might be good at football

Nine. Point. Week.

THREE WIN WEEK FOR THE SPIRIT THREE GOAL WEEK FOR TRIN FASTEST BRACE FOR SOFIA SECOND GOAL FOR CLAUDINHA PENALTY SAVE FOR SANDY

didn't know refs remembered that timewasting was a yellow card worthy offense t b q h

SPORTS HAVE NEVER BEEN BETTER

is gift still injured/recovering?

phone was in the other room while sofia got two past moorhouse but i can confirm that sports were NOT a mistake

looks like the nba scheduled another game 7 tonight. i do not know why they ever do this. it doesn't take a math degree to realize that if a series lasts for seven games, one team will end up with fewer wins than the other. it's sloppy, it's asymmetrical, and it's a bad look for the league

sports were a mistake

actually pretty pleased about the spirit rain delay because i can't focus on anything that isn't the pwhl game right now

STACEY HATTRICK LET'S FUCKING GO

victoire i'm fucking begging you

i've been crawling from one task to the next for the last few weeks BUT i'm seeing the cribs next week so things are looking UP

the best sports nights are the ones where you've got three games on three different screens and the only thing you're rooting for is chaos

listen whatever else is going on in the world, at least we'll always have sports to always ruin someone's night

these mfs played to a blood pressure score

there are multiple people taking phonecalls on speaker phone on the metro what the fuck is happening

FT | Washington Spirit 1-0 Racing Louisville That's a three-game winning streak, and a six-game undefeated streak for Washington!

wouldn't need 7 mins if this ref wasn't terrible at his job

Hal hyping up the crowd after the no call lfg

Of course the scab needed a review to not give that

what the fuck is this ref's problem

Hal is right that should be overturned

what the fuck is this ref's problem

THAT'S RIGHT