Unsure why my character in Dune Part Two was cut then brought back in Part Three to look worse but that’s Hollywood I guess

I’m not hungry anymore

If your dog is scared of fireworks this Fourth of July hire me to come over and distract it by running from closet to closet at random intervals all night

They’re playing Usher right now on the dance floor… I can feel it…

I myself am not at Taylor and Travis’s Wedding but I WILL be there for them at every step of their marriage, both the highs and lows 🥂 Of course I’m drinking right now in celebration, this exciting new chapter for all of us. I’m standing, facing the corner of a bare room because I feel safe here

Love is the most powerful thing we have ❤️

Hello! In July I will have the opportunity to showcase my photography at a local library, and I'd love to have help deciding which images are worth showcasing. Below is a form to fill out if you'd like to choose/vote on images. Form: forms.gle/dLYXGH1xmL82... Thank you!

NYC! Tomorrow 👇 👇

ROBIN: Holy mackerel, Batman! BATMAN: Robin I’ve asked you before to refrain from sacrilege

If you made ‘The Office’ today millions would die

Happy soccer day ⚽️

Move over Kill Tony there’s another bad boy of the stage 😈

Hello my name is Tony Soprano. The idea of what a family can look like is constantly changing, but one idea about family will always stay the same: That it is everything. From our family to yours, happy pride. Salúd 🥂

Mean Ted Lasso

NYC! June 20 I’m hosting FROG FARM as MR. DEVIL! It’s a great show with a fantastic lineup. This show always sells out so get tickets while you can: restlessnites.com/events/frogf...

Mean Ted Lasso

Cory Snearowski James Bond Audition 2026

The next James Bond should be a child but still played by Daniel Craig

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I seem to have fallen into the Failed-comedian-to-Baptist-minister pipeline

APRIL SHOWS: NYC: 4/17 at 8PM Tickets: restlessnites.com/events/thebr... PHILLY: 4/24 at 9PM Tickets (Promo code “cory” for 20% off): www.simpletix.com/e/philly-ske...

No audience member is safe…

NYC: This show is next Friday! For one ticket you get: Some Branchburg bits, a Difficulty man set, a wonderful sample of a new scripted podcast we're all in, and a killer lineup in between. Secure your seat below 👇

APRIL SHOWS: NYC: 4/17 at 8PM Tickets: restlessnites.com/events/thebr... PHILLY: 4/24 at 9PM Tickets (Promo code “cory” for 20% off): www.simpletix.com/e/philly-ske...

we should send these boys youtu.be/gHyIc50lz3s?...

Honestly don’t even remember doing this role

Some stuff I shot on 35mm film 🎞️ Follow on Instagram here: www.instagram.com/snearowskiph...

Not a single one of those ICE slobs should ever know a moment's peace for the rest of their lives.

Happy New Year Time to throw your Christmas tree into the ocean www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVW9...

Be sure to tap the hood of your car before you start it in this cold weather. I didn’t and ended up killing a grinch hiding underneath using the engine for warmth. Broke my heart. Thing had a collar and tags too.

A man popped out of my Christmas tree after I brought it home and told me he bought it first. That’s when he bit me.

A Charlie Brown Christmas if the kids talked like the adults

A Charlie Brown Christmas if the kids talked like the adults

you can just watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Ep...

So I’m Driving And I See This Guy (shot on 16mm)

of all the costume ideas, i did have one, but it's very very niche and i'd hate to have to explain Difficulty Man to anyone not familiar with @corysnearowski.bsky.social's video series. GOOD NEWS. I HAVE DECIDED TO LET YOU LIVE. youtu.be/VU6W6SoecFE

difficulty man in the flesh: the GIF years (eternal) @corysnearowski.bsky.social

THIS IS BRANCHBURG is in THE PODCAST PANTHEON: 101 Podcasts That Changed How We Listen. Thanks to Sean Malin for interviewing and including us in this special project alongside many legendary podcasts. Grab a copy at your local bookstore or order it here: bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

Watching Murderbot and Skarsgards voice overs just make me think of Difficulty Man youtu.be/SmJkh0-0j6s?...

Thank to everyone who came to see Difficulty Man perform live

NYC! 8/31! Difficulty Man does a half hour! Don’t miss it. Tix: restlessnites.com/events/coryp...

NYC! 8/31! Difficulty Man does a half hour! Don’t miss it. Tix: restlessnites.com/events/coryp...

Do not provoke me

NYC - THURSDAY, JUNE 5 Come see Difficulty Man alongside an incredible lineup at Union Hall, 10pm Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/the-portal...

DIFFICULTY MAN DISCOVERS A LOST CIVILIZATION by me and @brendohare.bsky.social Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=klhS...

DIFFICULTY MAN DISCOVERS A LOST CIVILIZATION by me and @brendohare.bsky.social Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=klhS...